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ZAWWWT!!! Them kittens clawed Maude, by Gawd.
Dave Grusin and Andrew Bergman

Posted on 06/25/2005 11:54:20 AM PDT by house of cards

Lady Godiva was a freedom rider
She didnt' care if the whole world looked.
Joan of Arc with the Lord to guide her
She was a sister who really cooked.

Isadora was the first bra burner
Ain't ya glad she showed up. (Oh yeah)
And when the country was falling apart
Betsy Ross got it all sewed up.

And then there's Maude.
And then there's Maude.
And then there's Maude.
And then there's Maude.
And then there's Maude.
And then there's Maude.
And then there's

That old uncompromisin', enterprisin', anything but tranquilizing,

Right on Maude.


TOPICS: Culture/Society
KEYWORDS: boringtroll; kittyfood; troll; zawwwt; zot; zotmetillipuke; zotsfortots; zotted; zotty
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1 posted on 06/25/2005 11:54:20 AM PDT by house of cards
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To: house of cards

Bea Arthur, is that you?


2 posted on 06/25/2005 11:55:43 AM PDT by two134711 (If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out.)
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To: house of cards

The Rooster crows at Midnite...

Momma has a long mustache... Momma has a long mustache...


3 posted on 06/25/2005 11:55:53 AM PDT by Frank_Discussion (May the wings of Liberty never lose a feather!)
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To: two134711

Must Bea!


4 posted on 06/25/2005 11:56:16 AM PDT by Frank_Discussion (May the wings of Liberty never lose a feather!)
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To: house of cards

Hey, welcome to FR. I bet you are a troll, which makes you a dumba$$.

5 posted on 06/25/2005 11:56:32 AM PDT by big'ol_freeper ("Freedom consists not in doing what we like, but in having the right to do what we ought." Pope JPII)
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To: two134711

God'll get you for this, Walter


6 posted on 06/25/2005 11:56:56 AM PDT by sinanju
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To: house of cards

See ya!


7 posted on 06/25/2005 11:57:09 AM PDT by PJammers (I can't help it... It's my idiom!)
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To: house of cards

"Maude! Sit!"


8 posted on 06/25/2005 11:57:49 AM PDT by sinanju
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To: house of cards

Catch!

9 posted on 06/25/2005 11:58:29 AM PDT by BulletBobCo
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10 posted on 06/25/2005 11:59:14 AM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (*"Justice" is French for Getting Screwed By Liberals*)
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To: house of cards

In before the zot?


11 posted on 06/25/2005 11:59:17 AM PDT by Blue Champagne (Quomodo cogis comas tuas sic videri?)
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To: house of cards
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12 posted on 06/25/2005 12:00:14 PM PDT by No Blue States
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To: house of cards

How about a 24-hour moratoriam on allowing a new account to post? Trolls have a notoriously-short attention span due to Ritalin addiction. Most of them would forget they'd ever created an account.


13 posted on 06/25/2005 12:00:20 PM PDT by John Jorsett (scam never sleeps)
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To: house of cards

LOL

TROLL


14 posted on 06/25/2005 12:00:57 PM PDT by MikefromOhio (If the GOP can't come up with someone better than Tancredo, THEY ARE in a world of hurt.)
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To: house of cards

Can you do Mister Ed?


15 posted on 06/25/2005 12:02:12 PM PDT by RckyRaCoCo ("When you have to shoot, shoot, don't talk!")
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To: house of cards

wth???


16 posted on 06/25/2005 12:02:59 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (Durka Durka Durka. Muhammed Jihad Durka.)
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To: house of cards
Worst post ever!
17 posted on 06/25/2005 12:03:26 PM PDT by Hugin
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To: MikeinIraq

In before the zot


18 posted on 06/25/2005 12:03:26 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (Durka Durka Durka. Muhammed Jihad Durka.)
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To: house of cards

...And then there's Admin Maude...


19 posted on 06/25/2005 12:04:04 PM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (*"Justice" is French for Getting Screwed By Liberals*)
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20 posted on 06/25/2005 12:04:17 PM PDT by NautiNurse ("I'd rather see someone go to work for a Republican campaign than sit on their butt."--Howard Dean)
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