Posted on 03/05/2012 8:08:51 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
And G.D. Obama. ;)
OH no,tell me it ain’t so...
FUSF!
Oooohhh nasty....
the tech and know how blow me away
Yes it is Hilarious. It got me laughing.
Simple, defund CCHD. That’s where a lot of the problems in the church started. Starve the social justice factions, dissidents and money launderers; Let the state educate, heal and feed their own. That includes Catholic Charities. I guess if we just hire and serve our own from our tithes, volunteering, etc., we’d be discriminating. The lay people will get it done, always have.
I’ll see Cardinal Dolan soon. Enough words; Go to court, say he’ll no, pay the fines or shut it down (which the want, but not a lot whom they serve.
As far as the church and women, Theresa of Avila was traveling and building before a lot of them could read.
Catherine of Siena smacked down kings and popes on the regular, while her and many sisters handled the plague, earthquakes, etc.
In certain times many women wished they could enter to get educated.
They considered them honorary males. (I know)
No, this doesn’t surprise me one bit.
She can fester in bitterness with the hateful Left cackling and shrieking, egging her on. Rush showed himself to be the bigger person and he apologized. He is free and his conscience is clear. She is the one who, by saying his apology changes nothing, shows that she’s small, petty and immature.
I thought it was all around Louisville, my family was spared as well thank goodness. Had no idea it went all the way to you. Glad you are OK.
Wow Larry Flint is a neighbor? LOL!
This is one of the fastest moving shows I can ever recall!! Hard to imagine its almost over.
Megyn Kelly doin a full on Romney campaign show.....dammit
Just got back from a 1pm mtg.
I found these videos within articles, on a search:
Letternman:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/06/11/letterman-responds-to-pal_n_214128.html (video in article)
I don’t ever remember the LSM carrying either of these, but then I don’t watch TV anymore.
I don’t think scumbag Maher will ever apologize; it just isn’t in his very, very limited vocabulary, alonside all the 4-letter words. He’s true lib-dem garbage.
Now excuse me; I have to go *take a shower* after handling both of those left-wing rag URLs. Yuk.
Oh man.. terrible
Kelly must be doing some serious fluking on some FNC executive to keep her show,its sadly lacking anything worthwhile,much less entertaining.
Yeah, well, 3 points make a straight line in any plane. And there you are—Full stop/end of story/’nuff said.
Fox can trot on out of this household.
greased lightnin fast
Congrats Worwy McIlwroy! #1!
But how about that Tigger! And I was even more happy for Tom Gillis.
Blech...We let California keep him. lol.
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