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Chinese News Reporter Mistakes Sex Toy For Rare Mushroom
msn.now ^ | 19 June 2012

Posted on 06/19/2012 12:05:23 PM PDT by zeestephen

Chinese villagers discovered an unusual mushroom 260 feet below ground. A completely serious female reporter gives a completely serious news report on it. The video has gone viral in China. In a follow up statement the news station said the young reporter "was unwise to the ways of the world."

(Excerpt) Read more at now.msn.com ...


TOPICS: News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: china; mushroom; unusualmushroom
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To: BubbaJunebug; Lazmataz

Let’s ask him...

Laz was that yours?


41 posted on 06/19/2012 2:09:03 PM PDT by Mr. K (I AM WRITING-IN PALIN/GINGRICH)
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To: panaxanax
Anderson Cooper was once a bunny in Bangkok.


42 posted on 06/19/2012 2:12:58 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (The media ignored the 40th anniversary of Bill Ayers' Pentagon bombing but not Watergate. Ask Why.)
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To: humblegunner; TheMom; Allegra

Humble, remember that thing you lost?

China found it.


43 posted on 06/19/2012 2:14:09 PM PDT by Eaker (When somebody hands you your arse, don't give it back saying "This needs a little more tenderizing.")
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To: zeestephen

At first glance, especially when viewing from the side, I can see how the mistake was made. Of course, once you look at both ends of the ‘mushroom’ it becomes a bit more apparent...


44 posted on 06/19/2012 2:19:23 PM PDT by tarawa
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To: Eaker; TheMom; Allegra
這不是一個性玩具。 它是一種蘑菇。你吃蘑菇。
45 posted on 06/19/2012 2:21:28 PM PDT by humblegunner
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To: zeestephen; mikrofon; Charles Henrickson; Slings and Arrows; SunkenCiv

I’ve been told I’m a fungi to be with.


46 posted on 06/19/2012 2:22:33 PM PDT by martin_fierro (Sporadically)
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To: martin_fierro
I’ve been told I’m a fungi to be with.

I dunno - you're a little stiff.

47 posted on 06/19/2012 2:31:37 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: humblegunner

With Wasabi!


48 posted on 06/19/2012 2:38:58 PM PDT by Eaker (When somebody hands you your arse, don't give it back saying "This needs a little more tenderizing.")
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To: Eaker

Calm down Charlie.


49 posted on 06/19/2012 2:40:56 PM PDT by humblegunner
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To: humblegunner

Chickety China?


50 posted on 06/19/2012 2:44:39 PM PDT by Eaker (When somebody hands you your arse, don't give it back saying "This needs a little more tenderizing.")
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To: Eaker

Chinee Chicken. You have?

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/1521081/chickety-china


51 posted on 06/19/2012 2:59:24 PM PDT by humblegunner
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To: zeestephen

They don’t have editors over there? Or did they just break in “regular programming with breaking news”? Sounds like someone at the station thought this would be funny. And I wonder the bozos playing with it in the bucket admitted who owned it?


52 posted on 06/19/2012 3:39:10 PM PDT by WKUHilltopper (And yet...we continue to tolerate this crap...)
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To: PGR88
I know some women who would not only identify it immediately, but also tell you the make and model number too.

And not by seeing it, simply by its sound.

53 posted on 06/19/2012 3:48:36 PM PDT by Erasmus (Zwischen des Teufels und des tiefen, blauen Meers)
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To: a fool in paradise

Did you run two words together there?


54 posted on 06/19/2012 3:50:22 PM PDT by Erasmus (Zwischen des Teufels und des tiefen, blauen Meers)
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To: martin_fierro; zeestephen; Charles Henrickson
Still, the villagers had their own theories, thinking that they’d found a type of lingzhi mushroom [that] can be found in the region and even was a secret to longevity

It's actually of the kuh ni lingzhi variety, known to increase longness....

55 posted on 06/19/2012 4:27:12 PM PDT by mikrofon (Don't Confucius with the facts.)
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To: zeestephen

I exited a hole-in-the-wall taqueria once to find a penis pump in the box lying in the parking lot. My date thought it was a bong.


56 posted on 06/19/2012 4:35:53 PM PDT by Rebelbase (The most transparent administration ever is clear as mud.)
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To: FormerLib
That’s something our left-wing news babes would never get wrong.

He ha, you got that right! That's funny.

57 posted on 06/19/2012 6:08:19 PM PDT by SandwicheGuy (*The butter acts as a lubricant and speeds up the CPU*ou)
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To: Rebelbase

You coulda had a bit of fun with that...


58 posted on 06/19/2012 7:07:50 PM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (If you like lying Socialist dirtbags, you'll love Slick Willard)
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16cm!!


59 posted on 06/19/2012 7:12:54 PM PDT by jaydubya2
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To: martin_fierro; AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Berosus; bigheadfred; Bockscar; ColdOne; ...

LOL!

“Mystery mushroom” which leaves Xi’an villagers befuddled turns out to be artificial vajayjay
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/bloggers/2897202/posts


60 posted on 06/19/2012 9:13:42 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/)
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