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Humor (Bloggers & Personal)

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  • Humor: The Violin is a Dead Giveaway

    03/07/2015 9:55:28 AM PST · by w1n1 · 15 replies
    wshootingjournal ^ | 3/7/2015 | Scott Baker
    Story from a retired NYPD officer, starts out like this - One day, my partner Nicky and I responded to a call on Church Street in New York City. When we arrived, a woman was leaning out of a fifth story window yelling “Up here! Up here!” We ran up the stairs of the old five-story walk-up and saw that the old wooden door had been knocked in and was hanging by a single hinge. We went inside and met with a heavy set thirty-ish, latin lady who had been yelling from the window. She was clearly upset and sporting...
  • Obama Unimpressed by Netanyahu Speech SATIRE

    03/07/2015 8:52:58 AM PST · by John Semmens · 4 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 7 March 2015 | John Semmens
    While GOP members of Congress seemed mostly impressed by Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu’s speech on dealing with Iran, President Obama was not. “He didn’t say anything new,” Obama complained. “It was just the same old story about Jews being threatened with annihilation. Iranian officials may have said on several occasions that wiping Israel off the map was their goal, but I have a feeling that they’re just bluffing. Even if they aren’t I doubt that they could succeed where the much more powerful Nazi war machine did not.” “And even if the Iranians did wipe Israel off the map...
  • Hillary: "I set up private email system so that I could surf the net for porn."

    03/07/2015 6:48:34 AM PST · by ken5050 · 38 replies
    one man's opinion...
    Hillary Clinton, facing increasing investigations of her private email accounts while she was Secretary of State, and worried that the scandal could destroy her presidential prospects, sat down yesterday with Oprah (for an interview to be aired tomorrow on MSNBC) to explain that she is "addicted to pornography, and set up the private email system so that she could surf the net without violating federal regulations."
  • Dems Label Inquiry into Hillary's Emails “Witch Hunt” [semi-satire]

    03/06/2015 10:52:17 PM PST · by John Semmens · 53 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 6 March 2015 | John Semmens
    The revelation that former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton's use of an insecure private email account for top secret communications has even liberal commentators concerned. On MSNBC's TV news show Morning Joe, Lawrence O'Donnell, a self-described “practical European socialist,” observed that “e-mail system was set up obviously to defy the freedom of Information Act.” Co-Host, Mika Brzezinski agreed saying “this wasn't honest.” On the other hand, State Department spokeswoman Marie Harf attempted to rebuff criticism by repeating Clinton's infamous “what difference does it make at this point?” remark the then Secretary of State made in her appearance before a Congressional...
  • Black Lies Matter

    03/06/2015 7:56:39 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 5 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 3-6-2015 | MOTUS
    “There is another class of coloured people who make a business of keeping the troubles, the wrongs and the hardships of the Negro race before the public. Having learned that they are able to make a living out of their troubles, they have grown into the settled habit of advertising their wrongs – partly because they want sympathy and partly because it pays. Some of these people do not want the Negro to lose his grievances, because they do not want to lose their jobs.” - Booker T. Washington (1865–1915) Ricky’s own Department of Justice has been forced to...
  • TGIF 'toons

    03/06/2015 3:51:02 AM PST · by Reaganite Republican · 4 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 06 March 2015 | Reaganite Republican
    More at Reaganite Republican
  • Could the Judicial Committee investigate and call in Kagan on why she did not recuse herself?

    03/05/2015 4:43:15 PM PST · by Usagi_yo · 7 replies
    Vanity | 3/5/15 | Vanity
    Could they do that or is it an impeachment of nothing type deal? I declare 5/1/15 to be national palindrome day.
  • On the Charge of Unsubstantiated Neglect, We The People Find “Guilty”

    03/05/2015 8:10:57 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 4 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 3-5-2015 | MOTUS
    Remember our free range Baltimore kids? Apparently their parents have been convicted of “unsubstantiated neglect” for allowing them to walk home from the park alone.The Meitiv kids, engaging in unapproved “dangerous behavior” How can you hold someone responsible for anything that’s “unsubstantiated?” Where, other than government bureaucracies, would that NOT be an oxymoron?Perhaps I need to elaborate; what exactly  is “unsubstantiated neglect?” It is something that is not illegal (the law being silent on it) butt that some busybody – in this case Maryland Child Protective Services – thinks should be. Therefore they create an “illegal” act on their own...
  • Obama Evolves on Goal of Nuclear Free World: Crossing the Rubicon

    03/04/2015 8:09:27 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 5 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 3-4-2015 | MOTUS
    How ironic.The only evidence to survive the great Obama pre-presidential document purge of 2006-2008 was an article in the March,1983 Columbia student newspaper on the benefits of a nuclear free world.  How it slipped past the purginators is a mystery, but given the New York Times did an article on it in 2009 titled Obama’s Youth Shaped His Nuclear-Free Vision, I can only conclude it was not a slipup. He was clearly trying to sort out his thoughts. In the conclusion, he denounced “the twisted logic of which we are a part today” and praised student efforts to realize “the...
  • Hump-Day Humor

    03/04/2015 2:43:58 AM PST · by Reaganite Republican · 9 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 04 March 2015 | Reaganite Republican
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  • Flushing out Liberals - Poking a Stick Into the Monkey Cage

    03/03/2015 3:26:12 PM PST · by The_Harlequin · 2 replies
    Thought Crimes ^ | 3-2-15 | Chris Shugart
    In spite of the overwhelming success of American Sniper, it received only one Oscar out of the six categories for which it was nominated. It was a consolation prize most likely—one that allowed the Academy to maintain their façade of integrity, while not causing Hollywood liberals' heads to explode. But this isn’t about the public sensation the film has become. It’s about another phenomenon: the predictable reactions that came from the left. There’s no need to detail or recap the antagonism. But now that the furor of angry and confused criticism is beginning to subside to non-toxic levels, I think...
  • Sharpton and Co..Rebut Bibi's Speech!

    03/03/2015 11:19:01 AM PST · by MeshugeMikey · 19 replies
    MeshugeMikey ^ | March 3, 2015 | MeshugeMikey
  • Lawyers for Accused Boston Marathon Bomber Demand Charges Be Dropped [semi-satire]

    03/03/2015 8:43:06 AM PST · by John Semmens · 1 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 1 March 2015 | John Semmens
    Lawyers for Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, the person accused of complicity in the Boston Marathon bombing, are demanding that charges against their client be dropped. “The law guarantees every person accused of a crime will be judged by a jury of his peers,” said Judith Mizner, lead attorney for the defense. “Mr. Tsarnaev’s peers are his fellow jihadis. None of them can set foot in the courtroom without fear of being arrested. Consequently, Mr. Tsarnaev’s fundamental civil right to a jury of his peers cannot be fulfilled. His indictment should be dismissed.” The federal appeals court in Massachusetts, though, denied Mizner’s request....
  • Big Dawg Standing In the Shadow of Lewinsky

    03/03/2015 7:10:44 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 6 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 3-3-2015 | MOTUS
    We’re all waiting for today’s real news, following Bibi’s address to Congress. Butt while we’re waiting, how about that cheeky artist? Wow! Imagine the hutzpah of painting a shadow of Monica’s blue dress into Bubba’s official portrait?“There is a shadow on the presidency.”Why couldn’t he have just kept his yap zipped? Why couldn’t he have just kept his little act of sabotage a secret and let some future art historian discover it while researching his papers? No, like everyone else around here, he needed instant gratification. America could have lived with a portrait of Big Dawg that looks like Ted...
  • Executive Action Underway to Ban Bullets SATIRE

    03/02/2015 9:12:16 AM PST · by John Semmens · 12 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 1 March 2015 | John Semmens
    President Obama has ordered the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives (BATFE) to write a regulation banning 5.56mm ammo. This is the type of bullet used in the AR-15 style semi-automatic—the top-selling rifle in the country. BATFE Director B. Todd Jones characterized the proposed new rule as “pure genius on the part of the President. The Second Amendment guarantees the right to bear arms. It doesn’t say anything about ammunition. By going after the bullets we skirt all the arguments the NRA uses to block government’s efforts to disarm the public.” Chairman of the House Judiciary Committee, Rep. Bob...
  • The Crying Game: Obama's New Rules

    03/02/2015 9:08:52 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 1 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 3-2-2015 | MOTUS
    If you haven’t already read my post Tomorrow’s Post Today…Because It’s Time to Panic please do so, as it contains important information that you need to disseminate to everyone you know or can otherwise reach. Doug Ross is all over it, and you should be too. Everyone needs to hammer their duly elected representatives with cries of genuine outrage and threats of withholding funds and votes if they fail to do the bidding of we the people. And if that doesn’t work…well, we will cross that bridge when we come to it.So here’s the plan, once all the Zombies are...
  • Obama's Plot to Use Amnesty to Create a "Country Within a Country"

    03/02/2015 8:43:30 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 72 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 3-1-2015 | MOTUS
    This is tomorrows post, today. Why? Because now it’s time to panic; we can’t wait for Rush to let us know. So troops, get your Breitbart on NOW! Our government is plotting against us, its own citizens. They are doing so covertly, stealthily,and fraudulently. We begin with a summary from The Independent Sentinel, which is based on Mark Levin’s interview (below) with Susan Payne, from WCBM radio, Baltimore. She was invited – inadvertently, I surmise -  to listen in on conference calls conducted by representatives of the Hhite House, Cabinet members and various immigrant groups to gather information for a...
  • Armed American Radio (3-1-15)

    03/01/2015 5:23:43 PM PST · by RandallFlagg · 12 replies
    Armed American Radio ^ | 3-1-15 | RandallFlagg
    The Armed American Radio broadcast with Mark Walters is on every Sunday 8PM Eastern, 5PM Pacific. Coming to you live from the Crossbreed Holsters Studio. Find AAR on your local stationFacebookListen LiveThe AAR iTunes podcasts are usually available the following Monday Are you sad because the GunTalk radio show with the awesome Tom Gresham ended it's last few minutes, and you have to wait a week for another firearms-related radio show to appear so you can listen? Do you crave to hear from the experts across the nation about our current problems regarding twisted politicians inflicting their anti-gun agendas on...
  • Departing AG Laments Difficulty of Making Case for Civil Rights Abuses SATIRE

    03/01/2015 9:38:13 AM PST · by John Semmens · 1 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire | 28 Feb 2015 | John Semmens
    Citing the difficulties his office encountered in pursuing charges against George Zimmerman and Darren Wilson, retiring Attorney General Eric Holder urged that changes be made in order to make it easier for the government to bring and win civil rights cases. “The ‘beyond reasonable doubt’ standard is too daunting,” Holder complained. “Does anyone seriously doubt that there was an element of racial bias in the shootings of Trayvon Martin and Michael Brown? In my opinion, centuries of the oppression of minorities in this country proves that racism is deeply embedded in the culture. It would be unreasonable to presume that...
  • Remembering Breitbart and His Message: Don't Make Nice, Make Enemies

    03/01/2015 7:52:49 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 12 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 3-1-2015 | MOTUS
    “America has finally awoken to your Saul Alinsky bull**** tactics, and we’re coming to get you.” Andrew Brietbart, 2012 CPACThree years after his death, and we’re still missing Breitbart. Why? Many reasons: because he was so good at exposing lies, half-truths and obfuscation, because nobody has stepped in to fill the void. Butt mostly because he was such a symbol of what we inherently know we need to beat back our generation’s evil empires, both foreign and domestic: a fighter, a no-holds-barred, take no prisoners sort of warrior.Because he was everything we don’t see in the vast majority of those-who-would-be-leaders:...