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Did you know that Hillary Clinton once dressed up in elaborate costumes and used a slow, heavy southern accent in a Clinton family parody of Forrest Gump?

Attention DUmmie MADem! As the Lord Protector of the DUmmie FUnnies I hereby grant you absolution for all your leftwing sins you may have committed in the past or might commit in the future. Let the word go forth that from now unto all eternity, DUmmie MADem shall be immune from any criticism by the DUmmie FUnnies for providing the public service of completely owning WILLIAM RIVERS PITT in a most humiliating way. So what happened? WILLIAM RIVERS PITT who is now suffering extreme boredom in the lily white woods of New Hampshire attempted to get back into Hillary's...

I hate to make this so superficial…Butt seriously: what sort of statement was Hillary trying to make with this bizarre coat/jacket/tunic/dress/slack outfit? Was it a nod to her transgender/confused coalition? A sort of sartorial stonewalling? Or just another fashion misstep?The coat/jacket/tunic/dress sits worse than it standsI hate to make this all about fashion, butt if you’re going to ask people to “trust me” when you’ve never done anything to warrant it (h/t Carly Fiorina) you need to at least dress the part. Perhaps something dark and serious without bringing to mind the Cold War era or an International Evil Empire....

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"Mount Rushmore is racist. The Brothers Koch were behind it. We need to flush them out," said Reid Harry sitting onstage with McConnell Mitch, Pelosi Nancy, Boehner John, Feinstein Diane, Soros George, Sharpton Alfred, Jackson Lee Sheila, Gutiérrez Luis, Schumer Charles, Rangel Charles, Durbin Dick, Holder Eric, Warren Elizabeth, Jarrett Valerie, and Obama Barack at a commodious press conference. "All of us members of the Peristaltic Movement are pushing Congress to appropriate $9 billion for government contracts to remove the faces of George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Abraham Lincoln, and Theodore Roosevelt from that infamous mountain and carve our own faces...

Congress, and the conservatives that currently lead it need to slap down Obama some more. In your face statements, declarations, and perhaps even an attempt at a law or two. The hysterics are quite comical and prove once and for all that Obama lives in a glass house with a fragile ego, and is not as powerful as he wants to believe. 1. Boehner invites Netanyahu to address a joint session. 2. 47 Senators send a letter to Iran explaining how our Constitution works regarding treaties and unratified treaties (executive agreements). What's next? The two we've already experienced were bounced...

The IRS has announced plans to follow up President Obama’s illegal grant of amnesty to persons in this country illegally with a program that will permit illegal aliens to receive tax refunds for taxes they never paid. IRS Commissioner John Koskinen defended the move as “a necessary component of the President’s vision for America’s future. The vast majority of these immigrants are poor. They will need substantial help if the President’s dream of transforming our culture is to become a reality. Diverting some of America’s excess wealth to these people via tax refunds is one way of making this happen.”...

Benghazi: So Americans died And about the attack she lied Everybody Does It: Hillary Clinton’s Campaign Refrain Hillary Clinton wants to be president of me and you To get elected there is nothing she wouldn’t say or do Her husband is a philanderer but she doesn’t care As long as the mainstream media keeps Bill’s womanizing off the air He’s a charming rascal who from foreign governments gets lots of money There’s no conflict of interest, just a coincidence that’s funny Think nothing of it Everybody does it As Secretary of State she traveled a lot But as for accomplishments...

“By the pricking of my thumbs, Something wicked this way comes” - MacBethWhat we know so far:The Clinton Conflicts of Interest Foundation did indeed receive contributions from foreign governments and corporations while Hills was conducting d’affaires of state.Hillary did in fact have her own private email system and server and her official, and possibly classified, correspondence were not archived, as required by federal law and State Department rules. Also, they were not, as required by federal law and court orders, included in State Department responses to requests from Congress and several FOIAs.Big Guy misremembered first finding out about the private email...

I found the original funny, but still incorrect. Enjoy the personal 'corrections'. Not too many posts, so excuse me if I didn't get it 100%. ********** A Democrat, Republican and Libertarian were walking down a path. "Help! Help!" shouted the man from the bottom of a 20-ft hole. "What's the problem?" asked the three atop who heard his pleas. "I dug this deep hole and now, I'm stuck at the bottom." "Here," roared the Democrat, "I'll help.", 'invested' $100 he taxed from the Libertarian, gave his buddy, the ladder maker, $25 pocketed $50 got a 'deal' on a 3-ft step...

a most appreciated tip o the hat to Freeper Texas Cajun for the CONCEP posted here on FR minutes ago.

The Clintons have always attracted scandals like black gabardine trousers attract lint from cheap white napkins. They’ve hosted two doozies in just the last few weeks: The Clinton Foundation continual receipt of donations from countries that then Secretary of State Hills was negotiating with on behalf of the U.S. government. Makes you wonder what the real “Clinton global initiative” is all about The private email server of Hillary Rodham Clinton while conducting official, “transparent” U.S. government business. Don’t worry though, if you were planning on Hillary being our historic, first female president, Bubba has established a new ethical standard against...

Panic overtook Jerusalem today as a black hole formed in central Israel. The event was caused by the continued accumulation of guilt by the Israeli left, until their shame became so dense that it collapsed in on itself, creating a singularity. Having been described as “being ashamed of their own existence,” the Left Wing have long been criticized for ignoring the realities of the Israeli-Palestinian conflict, choosing instead to dwell on the guilt of crimes, real and/or imaginary, against the Palestinians. The Israeli Left maintains that such claims are Israeli propaganda designed to harm the Palestinians. RELATED: Israeli Forces attack...

NATIONAL HARBOR, Maryland – Something wasn’t right here. Not only was the hall suddenly overflowing, these were a different breed. Something subtly amiss grew increasingly creepy by the minute. Unthreatening enough not to cause panic but perceptibly subversive and sinister enough to trigger alarms. Then it became clear. It was an invasion. By an entirely alien invasive species. The polyester-blend nation of Stepford Republicans had seized control of the conservative conference known as CPAC. It was obvious the crowd for Jeb Bush had been imported. It wasn’t just the overflowing hall. Or the suspicious number of Bush stickers on lapels...

We finally managed to make it back home after an exciting day, and a wardrobe change, in Selma.It was quite a day, Big Guy gave a moving speech and explained again how We are the Wons we’ve been waiting for: "Look at our history. We are Lewis and Clark and Sacajawea, pioneers who braved the unfamiliar, followed by a stampede of farmers  Black “farmer” Shirley Sherrod is consoled by Ag Secretary Tom Vilsack as she learns her share of the entrepreneurial Pigford Settlement is only $13 million. and miners, and entrepreneurs and hucksters. That’s our spirit. That’s who we are.”No...

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No one can give me a compelling reason why we are forced to change our clocks twice a year. I say we abolish this nonsense, or at least split the difference by half an hour, and leave it alone. But, in lieu of that, I thought we could have a music thread for Saturday night featuring time-themed songs. I'll start it out with Simon and Garfunkel's, "Hazy Shade of Winter."