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  • The Americans With No Abilities Act

    12/28/2012 5:29:03 AM PST · by RoosterRedux · 28 replies
    President Barack Obama and the Democratic Senate are considering sweeping legislation that will provide new benefits for many Americans. The Americans With No Abilities Act is being hailed as a major legislative goal by advocates of the millions of Americans who lack any real skills or ambition. "Roughly 50 percent of Americans do not possess the competence and drive necessary to carve out a meaningful role for themselves in society," said California Sen. Barbara Boxer. "We can no longer stand by and allow People of Inability (POI) to be ridiculed and passed over. With this legislation, employers will no longer...
  • Today's Toons 12/28/12

    12/28/2012 3:46:19 AM PST · by pookie18 · 12 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 12/28/12 | pookie18
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  • (Satire) Americans Blame Republicans More Than Democrats For "Pretty Much Everything": Poll

    12/27/2012 1:56:53 PM PST · by Lazamataz · 40 replies
    Free Republic Semi-News Semi-Satire | Dec 27, 2012 | By Laz. A. Mataz
    (Reuters) - Americans blame Republicans in Congress more than congressional Democrats or President Barack Obama for pretty much everything, states a new poll out from Ipsos. "We questioned Americans who is responsible, and they indicated it was Republicans. We didn't ask them 'responsible for what?'. We just left that open-ended," said Lou Z. Pollster. "I'm sure Republicans cause old age," said one respondant, "and my dog went missing. Republicans again!" "Entropy has been described as the eventual heat-death of the universe," said another respondent, who identified himself as a physicist, "and REPUBLICANS are to blame for this!" When asked who...
  • Today's Toons 12/27/12

    12/27/2012 3:00:25 AM PST · by pookie18 · 13 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 12/27/12 | pookie18
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  • VIDEO: When Woody Allen Met Bob Hope- 'Play It Again Bob'

    12/26/2012 2:26:47 PM PST · by PJ-Comix · 4 replies
    YouTube ^ | January 24, 2012 | chankfloyd
  • Zuckerberg’s sister complains after private Facebook photo goes public

    12/26/2012 12:58:20 PM PST · by Responsibility2nd · 11 replies
    CTVNews ^ | 12/26/2012
    Randi Zuckerberg, the sister of Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg, got caught up in a debate about the handling of a private photo posted on the social media site after a family snapshot she thought she had only shared with friends made its way onto Twitter. The photo showed the Zuckerberg clan joyfully reacting to Facebook’s new Poke app. Zuckerberg, Facebook’s former head of marketing, claimed she had only shared the photo with her friends via the social media site. However the snapshot went public after Callie Schweitzer, a representative for Internet media firm Vox Media, reposted the shot on Twitter....
  • Today's Toons 12/26/12

    12/26/2012 3:31:44 AM PST · by pookie18 · 8 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 12/26/12 | pookie18
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  • Pleasse don't send him back

    12/25/2012 12:55:36 PM PST · by Eurotwit · 29 replies
    Jeremy Clarkson via twitter ^ | December 24th, 2012 | Jeremy Clarkson
    Jeremy Clarkson ‏@JeremyClarkson Americans. It took us 40 years to get rid of Piers Morgan. Pleasse don't send him back. Jonathan Marshall ‏@JonMarshall82 @JeremyClarkson perhaps we should start a petition to keep Piers Morgan in America! #dontsendpiersback Jeremy Clarkson ‏@JeremyClarkson Americans. Was the second amendment not introduced to protect you from the tyranny of the British? Piers Morgan in other words.
  • Your Shake Down™ 1 min - Remove Ketchup in Seconds! (FUnnie/Sad Video Featuring Balloon Boy Father)

    12/25/2012 11:08:32 AM PST · by PJ-Comix · 16 replies
    YouTube ^ | November 23, 2012 | YourShakeDown
  • Why there is no TrumpetChristmas

    12/25/2012 7:08:50 AM PST · by real saxophonist · 2 replies
    Every year there are TubaChristmas events across the country. Large gatherings of tuba and euphonium players performing Christmas music.But there is no TrumpetChristmas.Here's why.

    12/25/2012 6:53:25 AM PST · by PJ-Comix · 6 replies
    YouTube ^ | September 29, 2012 | TurkischFilm
  • Today's Toons 12/25/12

    12/25/2012 4:24:31 AM PST · by pookie18 · 16 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 12/25/12 | pookie18
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  • "Charlie Brown's Christmas Tales"

    12/24/2012 7:26:05 PM PST · by ReformationFan · 2 replies
    You Tube ^ | Charles Schultz
    Quickly becoming one of my favorite Christmas specials. A fast moving 17 minutes literally based upon Charles Schultz's comic strips. My favorite part is Sally's "today, I'm going to fall down a Christmas tree" adventures.
  • OMG Drone Rush

    12/24/2012 6:17:40 AM PST · by eternity · 1 replies
    Harry Shearer
  • Today's Toons 12/24/12

    12/24/2012 3:29:40 AM PST · by pookie18 · 16 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 12/24/12 | pookie18
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  • Dangerous Liberal Fairy Tales (Froglegs #15)

    12/23/2012 8:29:15 PM PST · by ShadowPatriot
    Dangerous Liberal Fairy Tales (Froglegs #15) Make no mistake... it was not guns that placed those children in harm’s way.  The NRA did not place those children in harm’s way.  Even the lunatic with the gun did not place these children in harm’s way….  Liberalism’s deadly fairy-tale of Gun Free School Zones did..  The president and his children are protected by guns.  Are our kids worth less?  PLUS…Uncle Omar gets an Obama Phone! Cameos from Alfonzo Rachel & the Prophet Joe-Hammed. Watch Intellectual Froglegs #15 with Exttra Yuletide Sauce Now
  • Obama saves Earth from Apocalypse: what's next?

    12/23/2012 6:41:14 PM PST · by ReformationFan · 4 replies
    Washington Times ^ | 12-23-12 | Oleg Atbashian
    As we celebrate our narrow escape from the Mayan-Republican Apocalypse of December 21, 2012, the American media is living up to its reputation as the people's fearless truth-teller, by correctly attributing our miraculous collective salvation to Barack Obama. The consensus among the media experts and celebrities can be best expressed by this unbiased quote from CNN: "If you don't think Obama is god, you're just stupid." According to an ancient prophecy, the Mayan calendar would end on 12/21/2012 with a big comet (or other large-caliber assault weapon that the NRA protects from government control) falling off a physical cliff and...
  • 220th Anniversary: James Madison Drinks, and Writes an Article

    12/22/2012 9:08:39 AM PST · by Publius · 92 replies
    A Professor Publius Short Story | 22 December 2012 | Publius
    James Madison Drinks, and Writes an ArticlePhilip Freneau had set the deadline for the December 22nd edition of the National Gazette, and James Madison found himself racing the hourglass. Freneau published the newspaper, dedicated to the positions of Thomas Jefferson’s faction within the Congress and the council around His Excellency, while working for the red-haired Secretary of State as a translator. Mr. Jefferson saw neither difficulty nor conflict with this arrangement. Freneau had labeled the men of Alexander Hamilton’s faction as Monarchists, Tories, and Anti-Republicans, claiming their role was to reverse the results of 1776. The Secretary of the Treasury...
  • Funny Bear Commerical

    12/22/2012 6:00:02 AM PST · by navysealdad · 4 replies
    John West Salmon Commerical
  • Christmas Pageant Frustrates Kid

    12/21/2012 12:53:06 PM PST · by Pinkbell · 3 replies
    I thought this was hilarious, and I wanted to share it. No matter what is going on in your life, laughter is the best medicine. Merry Christmas!