Humor (General/Chat)
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"My 4 years old daughter, Léa, come with me any time we have an opportunity to fly together. Today, she ask me to make some aerobatic figure. Let's have fun!!"
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I actually cannot believe what i am seeing in tesco!! People waiting for the reduced food to be brought out, fair enough. But the staff have to tell them to wait and stay back like you would a dog while your preparing its dinner, then have to be told to let the staff out so they don't get crushed when every one piles in....literally, how there was not a fight is beyond me. I'm actually lost for words that this can happen like that in a supermarket and is let to happen nightly.....you have to watch the video to believe...
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I’ve heard a lot of ridiculous things in my life. Who could spare a chuckle when Dan Quayle once told a crowd, ‘It’s wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago’? Or avoid a guffaw when David Beckham declared, ‘I definitely want my son Brooklyn to be Christened, but I don’t know into what religion yet’? And does anyone not roar with laughter every time Madonna utters the words ‘Like a virgin’? But nothing, I repeat NOTHING, has ever amused me quite as much as the preposterous statement this morning by civil rights activist Rachel Dolezal: ‘I identify...
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"You know what happened to all those folks who invested in my Trump Hotels and Casinos??? Well, once I'm elected, that is EXACTLY WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN TO THE MEXICANS AND CHINESE!!!!"
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I wrote this song for two reasons: 1) I wanted to see if I could write a genuine song short enough to be shared on Instagram (i.e., under 15 seconds), and 2) I'm a sick puppy. Three quick points: 1. Hopalong Ginsberg is my pen name. I don't have a tribal name, but if I did it would be Snarks For Wampum. 2. You can download a free MP3 of "Jack and Jill" either here or here. 3.
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Doing the rounds on social media is a picture that explains the difference between dogs and cats. A dog is shown looking desperate to please, over the words: ‘These people feed me, shelter me and love me . . . They must be gods.’ Next to him is a cat with the comment: ‘These people feed me, shelter me and love me . . . I must be a god.’ And there, in a nutshell, is everything you need to know about the two species. Dogs are pack animals, eager to please and desperate to be adored. Cats are not....
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So I read this on a Conservative site. It seemed too outlandish at first. I had to check the source. Then another, and then another. Looks legit. Turns out that fake black NAACP chick, Rachel Dolezal, sued her former school over issues of ‘race.’ I can’t stop laughing. From TheSmokingGun IMAGE OF ACTUAL COMPLAINT FILED AT SCHOOL Okay. Once you can stop holding your gut from laughing so hard, move that hand up a little bit. Now to the left. Right on the old ticker. Feel that pain? You should. Your heart should break for this country. Because this right...
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We all know that giant monsters can smash Japan. Until now, though, we didn't know that you could dance to it. The usual foofaraw: 1. I write and record my music under the pen name "Hopalong Ginsberg." All evidence to the contrary aside, I do not write it under duress. 2. For a free MP3 download of "Tokyo Stomp," click here or here. Click here if you truly must. Really. You sure about that? [WARNING: Foul language.] 3.
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PLAINFIELD — Police shot and killed a black bear in the backyard of a city home on Sunday morning, authorities said. [excerpt]
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With what seemed like the whole world against Rachel Dolezal, there was at least one person who had her back. On Thursday night, the NAACP President of the Spokane, Wash. Chapter was outed by a local news station for pretending to be a black woman and that was just the beginning. As she soared to the top of the trending topics, the hashtag #wrongskin ignited a separate conversation (one that was clearly drenched in sarcasm) about "transracial" individuals. Led by @GodfreyElfwick, a satirist who once even duped the BBC, the hashtag comically aimed to sympathize with Dolezal's identity struggle.
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OCALA, Fla. — A Palatka, Florida, man says he snapped a picture of a raccoon on top of an alligator in the Ocala National Forest on Saturday morning. Richard Jones said he and his family were walking along the Oaklawaha River watching alligators when his son walked through some palm fronds to get a good picture.
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I was born an 18th century Duke with a vast estate, a stable of two dozen hunters, a bevy of mistresses, a summer “nooky house”, more estates in the West Indies (where I can assure you that the workers are all very happy with their lot and address me cheerfully as “Massa Duke, Sir”), a beautiful if slightly remote wife who is related to the King, lots of paintings (especially of me) by Gainsborough and Reynolds, yet I am trapped in the body of a middle-class, middle-aged journalist in ugly, pointless, 21st century Britain. And it is HELL, I tell...
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I've pasted it below, but the tweets are images that can't be included. Please go to the link to see whole context, and support more content like this. "Dear race-baiters already politicizing the Dallas PD shooting, Here you are. I knew you’d show up. You always do. No matter the incident, no matter how unrelated, no matter who it hurts, you’ll find a way to twist any and all ongoing tragedies into a racially charged, victimization contest. Good lord, I can’t stand you. As I write this, the man who launched an assault on the Dallas PD is no more,...
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<p>In 1984, comedian Eddie Murphy did an earth shattering expose' on "white privilege" in America...</p>
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For 27 years it's been up there on the flat roof of Mark Gubin's building in the flight path of Mitchell International Airport. A sign painted in letters 6 feet tall tells people arriving here by air: "WELCOME TO CLEVELAND." "There's not a real purpose for having this here except madness, which I tend to be pretty good at," Gubin said Tuesday when I stopped at his place in Bay View to see the sign. Gubin, a nearly retired photographer, has an art studio in this building that once housed a movie theater here on the corner of Delaware and...
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Obviously the video provides more context, and there are some funny sketches included, but I've included some transcript below for the FREEPers. :). "Have you seen the pictures? I gotta tell you, I expected to see like a bi-racial looking Hally Berry type thing.. It’s not even close. She looks like a whiter version of the cousin from Arrested Development. If you’re going to fake being black.. why go full Wanda Sykes? At this point and it’s likely to change, the top three hashtags Rachel Dolezal #TransRacial #WrongSkin on twitter have been, for several hours. yet no liberal site is...
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