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Refs Win Super Bowl MVP Award
Babylon Bee ^ | 02/13/2023 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 02/13/2023 4:50:19 PM PST by DFG

GLENDALE, AZ — After an exciting, hard-fought, back-and-forth gridiron battle between the Philadelphia Eagles and the Kansas City Chiefs, the NFL proudly announced that the referees had been named MVP of the Super Bowl LVII.

"This continues a longstanding tradition in our league," said NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell when presenting the award. "The officiating crew truly embodies what our game is all about. The referees made an impact that determined the outcome of this great game, and now they take their rightful place in the spotlight."

Fans and media alike were quick to decry the officiating of the game, believing bad calls were directly responsible for giving the victory to Kansas City. "Are you kiddin' me?!" shouted Eagles fan Jono Hughes after the game. "You're gonna call a holding penalty at that point in the game?! I had 200 bucks and ownership of my youngest kid riding on that game! Thanks a lot, refs! Jerks!"

Rumors were circulating that the officials had a vested interest in making sure the Chiefs came out on top. "It's ridiculous to insinuate that we were in any way impartial," said Head Referee Carl Cheffers after the game while wearing an autographed Patrick Mahomes jersey. "We take great pride in calling the game fairly and ensuring the right team wins. I can show you the script for the game if you don't believe me."

At publishing time, the referees had been last seen stuffing stacks of cash into their suitcases and sprinting out of State Farm Stadium to climb aboard the Chiefs' team bus.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; chiefs; eagles; refs; superbowl

1 posted on 02/13/2023 4:50:19 PM PST by DFG
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To: DFG

Love the Bee


2 posted on 02/13/2023 4:56:35 PM PST by BipolarBob (The rumor has not been confirmed until the FBI officially denies it.)
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To: DFG

stay tuned for next year’s Supper Bowl!


3 posted on 02/13/2023 5:02:43 PM PST by Theophilus (It's fake and defective)
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To: DFG

The ref called holding.

The player said he was holding.

The other player sad he was being held.

And the whole reason for the holding was because the Eagles allowed 2 touchdowns on 2 of the same plays from earlier in the game.

It was a good decision to try to get away with a hold rather than get burned for the third time.

But by then, the ref was watching for it.


4 posted on 02/13/2023 5:07:05 PM PST by airborne (Thank you Rush for helping me find FreeRepublic!)
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To: DFG
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5 posted on 02/13/2023 5:08:24 PM PST by Paal Gulli
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To: airborne

I did not watch the game live, but watched a short video of the questioned call and its pretty easy to see how the ref thought it was holding. He had his right hand hooked around the body and his left hand in a fist on the jersey and it looked like he pulled it.

Did he “hold” him? Not really, but it sure looked like it.

In fact, even if they had video review I am not sure the review booth would have overturned the call. How would you? It “looked like a hold”. The television announcer did not do anyone favors with his comments either.

It’s a 60 minute game. Hard to blame “one play” and there will always be some 50/50 calls.


6 posted on 02/13/2023 5:13:58 PM PST by volunbeer (We are living 2nd Thessalonians)
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To: DFG

It’s an old axiom in every sport from archery to wrestling, never leave the outcome of the contest in the hands of the referees. If the Eagles had been up by 14 when that call was made, they still would have won.


7 posted on 02/13/2023 5:14:06 PM PST by Paal Gulli
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To: volunbeer

I thought it wasn’t much and it was close enough to the end of the game that it would have been better to not call it.

But the player that got called for holding said that he held but he was hoping he could get away with it.

Being a Steelers fan, it doesn’t break my heart that the call was against Philly.


8 posted on 02/13/2023 5:20:40 PM PST by airborne (Thank you Rush for helping me find FreeRepublic!)
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To: DFG

The Game is becoming a joke.


9 posted on 02/13/2023 5:32:11 PM PST by cowboyusa (There is no co- existence with Pinks and Reds)
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To: DFG

Bee should have noted the thank you gift:
Bugatti La Voiture Noire. $18.7 million. AAA road service and oil changes not included.


10 posted on 02/13/2023 5:46:39 PM PST by frank ballenger (You have summoned up a thundercloud. You're gonna hear from me. Anthem by Leonard Cohen)
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To: DFG

Someone is pulling on someone else’s jersey on every single play, in every single game that has ever been played in the nfl.


11 posted on 02/13/2023 5:59:20 PM PST by Newtoidaho (All I ask of living is to have no chains on me.)
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To: DFG

That really isn’t satire.


12 posted on 02/13/2023 6:09:51 PM PST by qaz123
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To: DFG
"It was difficult to know who we should be throwing the game for," said the head referee. "Since the Patriots weren't there and the Steelers weren't there, we had to decide for ourselves who to call late-game penalties for."

"We kept it close until the fourth quarter," added another official. "That's our job. Then we have to agree on which team should win and officiate accordingly. There are millions of advertising dollars at stake. We have to make sure we get it right."

13 posted on 02/13/2023 6:33:13 PM PST by OrangeHoof (No food in the stores; fuel prices too high? Thank a liberal.)
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To: DFG

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14 posted on 02/13/2023 6:53:01 PM PST by sauropod (“If they don’t believe our lies, well, that’s just conspiracy theorist stuff, there.”)
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To: DFG

It just a coincidence that penalties helped the Chiefs run out the clock on both the AFC Championship and Super Bowl.


15 posted on 02/13/2023 6:54:42 PM PST by bleach (If I agreed with you, we would both be wrong.)
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To: airborne

My son’s baseball coach used to say if we score enough runs,bad calls don’t factor into our wins.


16 posted on 02/13/2023 6:57:43 PM PST by Mean Daddy (Every time Hillary lies, a demon gets its wings. - Windflier)
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To: DFG

That call would have made no difference if Jalen Hurts had not coughed up the ball earlier in the game, allowing the Chiefs to score. They otherwise played well enough to win.


17 posted on 02/13/2023 7:35:42 PM PST by FlatulusMaximus
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To: DFG
MVP!


18 posted on 02/13/2023 9:21:18 PM PST by montag813
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To: DFG

19 posted on 02/13/2023 11:10:36 PM PST by Paleo Conservative
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To: Mean Daddy

Your son’s coach is absolutely correct.


20 posted on 02/14/2023 6:19:58 AM PST by airborne (Thank you Rush for helping me find FreeRepublic!)
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