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A Little Fun, John Kerry Haikus
20 OCT 04
| abn11b
Posted on 10/19/2004 8:59:48 PM PDT by abn11b
Can you think of any? I was sitting here burping the baby and listening to the drone of Kerry's voice when it occurred to me! Three Lines 5 syllables-7 syllables-5 syllables
TOPICS: Humor; Poetry; The Poetry Branch
KEYWORDS: 2004election; 2004electionhumor; 575; breckboy; flushthejohns; funnyifitwerenttrue; haiku; haikus; humor; justagigolo; kerry; ketchup; poems; poetry; ponyboy
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Debates are over Where is the bump they promised? Edwards grabs my ass
What if I don't win? Theresa will cut me off Stalked by Hillary
Things just can't get worse Going back to Ohio Teddy wants to drive
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posted on
10/19/2004 8:59:48 PM PDT
by
abn11b
To: abn11b
Things just can't get worse
Going back to Ohio
Teddy wants to drive ROTFLMAO!!! (can't... breathe.... gasp)
Oh man, I cannot top that one. But I'll try to contribute:
I'm a francophile
Les Francaises m'aiment, bien sur,
After me, the storm!
(That's a King Louie, "apres moi, le deluge" joke, for those not familiar enough with French to mock them on their own turf.)
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posted on
10/19/2004 9:11:11 PM PDT
by
wizardoz
("Crikey! I've lost my mojo!")
To: abn11b
You're very good at haiku!
Airy-fairy John
Flits with social butterfly
White House illusion.
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posted on
10/19/2004 9:13:10 PM PDT
by
Veto!
(Kerry wears a tutu, TeRAYza wears the pants)
To: wizardoz
October Surprise
My wife is a loose cannon
Why won't Cheney die?
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posted on
10/19/2004 9:15:18 PM PDT
by
rocky88
(" John Kerry: The boy with his nose pressed up against the glass.")
To: abn11b
Democrat love fest
Kerry, Edwards, left-wing nuts
All flunk global test
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posted on
10/19/2004 9:19:14 PM PDT
by
My2Cents
(http://www.conservativesforbush.com)
To: abn11b
A lost election...
but then think about it now,
Still a billionaire.
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posted on
10/19/2004 9:20:53 PM PDT
by
weegee
(Jean Kerry: "Je suis un singe qui mange le fromage de la rédition")
To: abn11b
I'm Going to France...
Jerry's got nothing on me
I'm Going to France!
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posted on
10/19/2004 9:21:14 PM PDT
by
weegee
(Jean Kerry: "Je suis un singe qui mange le fromage de la rédition")
To: abn11b
Maybe I coulda...
If I'd been more antiBush.
Maybe I shoulda...
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posted on
10/19/2004 9:21:35 PM PDT
by
weegee
(Jean Kerry: "Je suis un singe qui mange le fromage de la rédition")
To: abn11b
Nobody likes me
Everybody does hate me
Guess I'll go eat worms
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posted on
10/19/2004 9:23:27 PM PDT
by
weegee
(Jean Kerry: "Je suis un singe qui mange le fromage de la rédition")
To: weegee
Ooooooo .... "Jean Kerry." I LIKE it. I like it a LOT!
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posted on
10/19/2004 9:24:10 PM PDT
by
wizardoz
(Soyez francaise: votez pour Jean Kerry)
To: abn11b
see my magic hat
the spook gave it to me there
in Cambodia
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posted on
10/19/2004 9:26:43 PM PDT
by
Hugin
To: abn11b
Heinz's gigolo,
Tried to tell us of his plans,
Fifty-seven kinds!
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posted on
10/19/2004 9:27:20 PM PDT
by
weegee
(Jean Kerry: "Je suis un singe qui mange le fromage de la rédition")
To: abn11b
Very rich heiress,
May wish. But lying husband
Never makes First Lady
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posted on
10/19/2004 9:27:28 PM PDT
by
Happygal
(liberalism - a narrow tribal outlook largely founded on class prejudice)
To: weegee
Flippity flop
pingity pong
clipity clop
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posted on
10/19/2004 9:28:56 PM PDT
by
F.J. Mitchell
(The liberal Democrats are properly redefining themselves as the pro-aggressive party.)
To: abn11b
Two thousand and four.
Ter-ay-za pour me a glass.
I need more botox.
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posted on
10/19/2004 9:30:06 PM PDT
by
getmeouttaPalmBeachCounty_FL
(lib·er·al - noun: ¹A person who is so open-minded that their brains have fallen out)
To: abn11b
Tereza's raisins;
Jean Kerry's secret health plan?
Drink that fifth of Gin.
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posted on
10/19/2004 9:30:20 PM PDT
by
weegee
(Jean Kerry: "Je suis un singe qui mange le fromage de la rédition")
To: doug from upland
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posted on
10/19/2004 9:31:09 PM PDT
by
weegee
(Jean Kerry: "Je suis un singe qui mange le fromage de la rédition")
To: abn11b
Beck Boy did me wrong.
Channeled voices? A lawyer?
Had no gravitas.
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posted on
10/19/2004 9:34:29 PM PDT
by
weegee
(Jean Kerry: "Je suis un singe qui mange le fromage de la rédition")
To: abn11b
the autumn leaves fall
I assemble my lawyers
if we lose, we win
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posted on
10/19/2004 9:35:30 PM PDT
by
Yaelle
To: weegee
Horseface senator
My purple hearts in question
Save me, pony boy
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posted on
10/19/2004 9:37:17 PM PDT
by
NetSurfer
(Proud member of the Pajama-Wearing Lunatic Fringe)
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