Posted on 11/24/2004 3:21:20 AM PST by paudio
Barbi Weiner, a third grade teacher currently on disability, is suing the Republican party for having taken an active role in returning George Bush to the White House, a circumstance that resulted in Ms. Weiner suffering a nervous collapse last Nov.8th as she crossed West 72nd Street.
"I looked up and saw the WestSideWaffle! sign with its big red 'Ws,'" she says. "And I realized it was true he won. Then I started thinking about my life and I realized that I couldnt go on living in a country where a war-mongering baby-killer holds the highest office in the land. I guess I lost it."
Asked why she doesnt simply make up her mind to leave the country, Ms. Weiner said, "Thats a typical Republican oversimplification - if you dont like it, leave. Nothing will ever change if we just run away. I chose the principled response. But I didnt think Id wind up spending a week in a mental hospital. Theres nothing crazy about wanting the President of the United States to be a Democrat. Anyway, I shouldnt have had to lose it completely just to bring this crisis to the attention of the American people."
The day after the election Ms. Weiner was unable to go to work, believing that any minute the election would be called for Mr. Kerry. But once he conceded she went into a deep depression. "He just gave up. Just like that. No fight, no lawsuits, no dimpled chads, no recounts, nothing. It was the lowest moment of my life."
Asked why she hasnt sued Mr. Kerry for capitulating, Ms. Weiner said, "Thats just like a Republican blame the victim. How would it be fair for me to sue Mr. Kerry for losing to the vast right-wing conspiracy?"
(Excerpt) Read more at frontpagemagazine.com ...
Yes, but this time "stranger than fact" was included at the top of the page.
The scary thing is that there could be any question, that these leftists have gone so far off the deep end that people have to wonder if it's real or satire.
Lexus Nexis brings up nothing on Moonrakers.
Lost what? The election? {snicker!}
I think we definitely have to move towards a common agreement that everything that goes into Political Humor/Cartoons is a satire.
It's really getting WAAAAY too hard to distinguish truth from fiction when it comes to the Rats. =P
It's a satire folks. It's scary, really ... so many stuned beebers out there that we can't tell news from parody any more!
This can't be a real article. Nobody is this ridiculously stupid. Not even a Democrat.
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My thoughts exactly - this woman is a teacher? Perhaps the NFCMH, which recommends "routine and comprehensive" testing and mental health screening for every child should be scraped and just test the teachers!
I think we should allow for the possibility that the author of this article was not being entirely serious...
Time to see the shrink near her sister Sheila down in Boca.
This woman should not be near children if you ask me.
I think so. It's a satire, I believe.
That's just like a Democrat - be the victim!
She IS clearly confused.
Its the other guy who's the "baby killer".(abortion)
And was in 'nam shooting wounded enemy in the back.
Of course its a joke.
And don't call me Shirley.
Satire?
LOL, was it Airplane?
Yes surely this is from the Onion. But maybe not; I've read similar things from suicidal Democrats who say they can't go on living, can't raise their children in such a horrible country as the USA.
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