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I Probably Think Atheists Are Stupid
The Looking Spoon ^ | 12-23-10 | Jared H. McAndersen

Posted on 12/23/2010 4:08:30 PM PST by The Looking Spoon

In light of Britain's Atheist Bus campaign this is probably a good time to mention I have always been a fan of the notion that I don't have enough faith to be atheist....


Apparently atheists don't have enough faith to be atheists either. There's probably no god?!? Does that mean there probably is a God?

This sets up an interesting conundrum for atheist crusaders. If they are "probably right" about there being no God then everything will go black and when we die existence for us will cease to be.

If they are "probably wrong" and there is a God then what do they think will happen to them when they have to face Him in the next life?

Basically, they're damned if they don't, and they be damned if anyone could get them to "do."

By the way, I probably think atheist are stupid.

I would also say that it's most certainly true with a high degree of probability that "probably" is code for "definitely." Its also true with definite degree of probability that "stupid" is also meant to mean "seriously screwed."

They don't believe in God, so they see no need for religion, which prompts them to start an atheist cult so they can tell the world they're "probably" right...

Meanwhile, all people of faith are the logically bankrupt ones in this equation?

How does anyone get this way? Were these people tied to a chair and fed a constant diet of paint chips and helium?

Oh, I'm sorry, am I being ridiuclous?

By the way what is it that atheists think we are consumed by that they need to tell us to "stop worrying" Because of their belief that God is in control eople of faith are truly some of the most worry free people there are.

When anyone assumes you're something that you're not they're reallly projecting their own issues on to you. Without exception the non-religious people in my life are among the most miserable people I personally know. They can't enjoy their life because they get hung up on every little thing that goes wrong in it.

They sweat the small stuff because they don't think there is anything to look forward to after this life. So they want to get while the gettin' is good, and they're never satisfied. They don't know what people of faith know...nothing material in this life can provide permanent or lasting happiness better than faithfulness to God.

This Christmas will be spent as it should be, celebrating the birth of the Son of God, and I'll be doing so happily, because believing in God makes my life more enjoyable.

I'm not going to worry about people who spend their lives WORRIED about making sure people knew that life PROBABLY has no point.

Honestly atheists, I don't care what you want to believe...but please just go find a dark sound-proof closet that you can "play dead" in, and stop trying to be a bummer to people who want to play in the light.

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On a side note, I thought this was a pretty brilliant retort from Neil Stevens over at Red State, I don't think they'd take it well...



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KEYWORDS: atheism; atheists; christianity; christmas
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To: Revolutionary

Door number 1?

Oh gosh, I DON’T KNOW!

;-P


81 posted on 12/23/2010 7:34:21 PM PST by The Looking Spoon
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To: Jean S; stormer
Give him a break, he posted this in the BLOGGERS forum and he posted the full text.

Thank you. Every time I get accused of this I ask what the offense of my method is. I've NEVER gotten a response. Not once.
82 posted on 12/23/2010 7:36:45 PM PST by The Looking Spoon
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To: AndrewC
In the history of humanity, Joseph Campbell estimates that nearly 40,000 entities have been recognized as a god or goddess of some form. I simply believe in one fewer than you do.

Humans have been very adroit in creating non-existant gods and goddesses. Viewing that history has made me a bit chary, I guess. But then, I am a sucker for empirical evidence.

83 posted on 12/23/2010 7:37:03 PM PST by muir_redwoods (Obama. Chauncey Gardiner without the homburg.)
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To: pnh102
Thanks to this website I have been introduced to many atheists who do not have any problem with religion. I refuse to include such people in the "stupid" category simply because we do not agree on Christianity.

Thats fair, the title of the post is meant to be a reaction to the ad rather state that my opinion on this comes with a closed mind.
84 posted on 12/23/2010 7:39:48 PM PST by The Looking Spoon
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To: AndrewC
Yeah, you must be right,

I guess.

Maybe.

Sort of but then again, you have no proof of any kind, do you? I mean, anything besides a book that has only itself to recommend itself. Sort of circular logic there isn't it?

85 posted on 12/23/2010 7:40:15 PM PST by muir_redwoods (Obama. Chauncey Gardiner without the homburg.)
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To: muir_redwoods
it does seem to me that, to a much greater degree, religious people seem to need to convince others of their belief and get them to join their particular faith.

That would be true of Christianity because our religious text tell us to do so out of concern for others future in the after life. But it is not true of religions such as Judaism and Shintoism (several native American religions will not permit non-natives to join).

But Atheist do not (as far as I know) have such a motivating religious text or altruistic motive.

86 posted on 12/23/2010 7:44:19 PM PST by Pontiac
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To: Persevero
Worrying is what happens if I am NOT trusting in Him.

I know you and many many others participating in this thread know this, this is for those who don't :-)

25 “Therefore I tell you, do not worry about your life, what you will eat or drink; or about your body, what you will wear. Is not life more important than food, and the body more important than clothes? 26 Look at the birds of the air; they do not sow or reap or store away in barns, and yet your heavenly Father feeds them. Are you not much more valuable than they? 27 Who of you by worrying can add a single hour to his lifea? 28 “And why do you worry about clothes? See how the lilies of the field grow. They do not labor or spin. 29 Yet I tell you that not even Solomon in all his splendor was dressed like one of these. 30 If that is how God clothes the grass of the field, which is here today and tomorrow is thrown into the fire, will he not much more clothe you, O you of little faith? 31 So do not worry, saying, ‘What shall we eat?’ or ‘What shall we drink?’ or ‘What shall we wear?’ 32 For the pagans run after all these things, and your heavenly Father knows that you need them. 33 But seek first his kingdom and his righteousness, and all these things will be given to you as well. 34 Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own. Matthew 6:25-34
87 posted on 12/23/2010 7:47:30 PM PST by The Looking Spoon
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To: yefragetuwrabrumuy

Are you familiar with any of Christian scripture?

I think you would find your questions to be answered/moot if you were familiar with it AND you understood what you were reading.

That’s my two cents :-)


88 posted on 12/23/2010 7:52:28 PM PST by The Looking Spoon
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To: MrPiper

Hopefully you’re being sarcastic...but since I have no reason to believe that I’ll ask have you ever been to a church service or studied the Bible to any degree?

Are you a parent? If so, have you ever had your kids ask for/demand something, and you said no...not because you couldn’t do it...but because you knew “no” was for their own good?

If not, can you think of a time your parents did that for you?

How is this relationship any different when God is part of the equation?

Is His job really to prevent life from “sucking” for anyone?


89 posted on 12/23/2010 7:57:15 PM PST by The Looking Spoon
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To: Pontiac
One thing I have never understood about atheist is the need by them (at least a good number of them) to proselytize.

It certainly makes them look....religious...doesn't it?
90 posted on 12/23/2010 7:59:17 PM PST by The Looking Spoon
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To: muir_redwoods
I am a sucker for empirical evidence.

OK. I'm just pointing out that logic is not the end-all since it depends on axioms, beliefs. Empirical evidence is only true for the immediate situation. It is logic that provides the implication to allow the empirical evidence to be applied outside the immediate. Yet logic presumes axioms.

91 posted on 12/23/2010 8:02:11 PM PST by AndrewC
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To: muir_redwoods
Sort of but then again, you have no proof of any kind, do you? I mean, anything besides a book that has only itself to recommend itself

Are you a mind reader? For a logical person you must be, since you need proof and yet you assert that I have no proof of any kind(at least the implication is there). Yes I do have EVIDENCE, not proof. But to you, I believe, it would be coincidence. But I will relate it anyway.(and it is one of many)

One day I was held over after a meeting in Oklahoma City. I was there from Virginia where I normally work. I did go to OK City a few times a year. I wanted to leave the meeting immediately to avoid traffic. As I said I was held up. On my way out I went to an ATM to withdraw money which I never did at those times since I was going home and did not need the spending money. I don't know what prompted me to do so. As I drove to the airport I decided to travel a different longer route to avoid the traffic from the city. As I travelled the route and joined the leg parallel to my intended route, I noticed a car that looked exactly like my sister's car. Well my sister lives in Arizona not Oklahoma, but it was my sister. I waved and got her attention. We pulled off of the freeway into a nearby restaurant and greeted each other. Amazed at the coincidence we chatted for a while before I had to leave to catch my plane. I sensed something about my sister and asked if she needed money. She said yes, she had been worried since she did not have any money and had prayed about it. I gave her the $100 I had withdrawn.

92 posted on 12/23/2010 8:17:57 PM PST by AndrewC
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To: The Looking Spoon
It certainly makes them look....religious...doesn't it?

I think that it mostly conceit. They like to think themselves intellectually superior to the religious.

The ad campaign is an “IN Your Face” childish taunt to the Christians during their holiday.

93 posted on 12/23/2010 8:42:52 PM PST by Pontiac
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To: stormer; The Looking Spoon
"Pimping your blog is stupid..."

Trust me on this. TLS is a blogger, and he does post here.

But he's far from being a pimp. He puts his stuff out there for you to read it, and you can get his whole article or cartoon, right here in the safety of FreeRepublic.

If you think his stuff is worth the trip, you can visit the site. This guy plays by the rules.

(If you think I'm being soft on blog pimps, just check my posting history. And Merry Christmas!)
94 posted on 12/23/2010 8:47:44 PM PST by shibumi (Trailerpark Viking Overlord Pablo (with His Dark Yet Whimsical Band of Cut Throats))
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To: muir_redwoods; HiTech RedNeck

>> Numbers of believer is not proof. Long-standing belief is not proof.

Correct. It’s akin to the axiom upon which proofs are constructed.

The underpinnings of every proof ultimately meet the wall of indefensible truth, that which you accept as a given truth of rational thought.


95 posted on 12/23/2010 9:12:01 PM PST by Gene Eric (Your Hope has been redistributed. Here's your Change.)
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To: muir_redwoods

The devil respects God, yet disobeys.


96 posted on 12/23/2010 9:39:22 PM PST by HiTech RedNeck (I am in America but not of America (per bible: am in the world but not of it))
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To: yefragetuwrabrumuy
"Suppose we've chosen the wrong god. Every time we go to church we're just making him madder and madder!"
--Homer Simpson's take on Pascal's Wager
97 posted on 12/23/2010 10:32:39 PM PST by yort
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To: GodGunsGuts; Fichori; tpanther; Gordon Greene; Ethan Clive Osgoode; betty boop; Alamo-Girl; ...

Ping


98 posted on 12/23/2010 11:05:29 PM PST by metmom (Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
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To: isthisnickcool

He’s lucky he had the chance.

Not everyone is so fortunate.


99 posted on 12/23/2010 11:07:55 PM PST by metmom (Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
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To: metmom

THX. Will check it out.

May you be at peace and somehow more healed and restored in this flood of food season . . . Lord, you know my Sister’s needs.


100 posted on 12/23/2010 11:16:17 PM PST by Quix (Times are a changin' INSURE you have believed in your heart & confessed Jesus as Lord Come NtheFlesh)
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