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Canned Bacon Guarantees Full Heart Failure in 24 Hours
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Posted on 06/04/2008 11:32:11 AM PDT by mnehring
Remember the canned cheeseburgers? Now you can make yours even more yummylicious with canned 100% US bacon, cooked and ready to eat. Actually, forget the burger: make your own bacon sandwich using two additional layers of bacon instead of bread. Each can contains all the vitamins and minerals you need to keep a healthy life while pretending to work in front of the computer, and you can even use the remaining fat to polish iPhones and assorted gadgets.
Each can comes with 40 to 50 slices of lipids and protein, produced using three pounds of raw bacon plus:
• water
• salt
• sugar
• smoke flavoring
• sodium phosphates
• sodium erythorbate
• sodium nitrite
That's all the stuff any human flesh-eating zombie needs. $110 will buy you a full package of 12 cans of tasty cholesterol, heart bypasses not included.
TOPICS: Food; Health/Medicine; Miscellaneous; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: bacon; cannedbacon
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To: mnehrling
"There is no excellent beauty that hath not some strangeness in the proportion."
~ Sir Francis Bacon ~
81
posted on
06/04/2008 3:27:07 PM PDT
by
Liberty Valance
(Keep a simple manner for a happy life)
To: Liberty Valance
As a kid our family would save the bacon grease and use it to pop the popcorn in a black frypan like that, man that was good..........
82
posted on
06/04/2008 3:36:11 PM PDT
by
PeterPrinciple
( Seeking the truth here folks.)
To: politicalwit; Southerngl
Wrap the snickers with bacon strips before dipping & frying.
Problem solved!
83
posted on
06/04/2008 4:01:46 PM PDT
by
ApplegateRanch
(The Great Obamanation of Desolation, attempting to sit in the Oval Office, where he ought not..)
To: Mr. K
It’s a scam. The fat is the valuable part.
Fry eggs in it; use it, with a moss wick, in oil lamps; make biodiesel out of it; use it to seal the tops of otherwise open containers of food, if you don’t have parafin wax; let it get slightly rancid, then use it to bait skunk & bear traps....
84
posted on
06/04/2008 4:08:20 PM PDT
by
ApplegateRanch
(The Great Obamanation of Desolation, attempting to sit in the Oval Office, where he ought not..)
To: mnehrling; sionnsar; Monkey Face; NicknamedBob; null and void
I invoke the “Zombie” rule due to the text that reads: “That’s all the stuff any human flesh-eating zombie needs.”
Cue zombie crowd regulars for discussion on article foodstuffs and usage for zombieism.
85
posted on
06/04/2008 4:34:32 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Do you or anyone you know suffer from Bunny on the Head?)
To: mnehrling
You still ain’t gettin my can of Spam!
86
posted on
06/04/2008 4:35:06 PM PDT
by
Danae
(Remember: Obama = Pull out from Iraq. PLAN on voting, or accept responsibility for the consequences.)
To: Sax
87
posted on
06/04/2008 4:37:15 PM PDT
by
Danae
(Remember: Obama = Pull out from Iraq. PLAN on voting, or accept responsibility for the consequences.)
To: null and void
88
posted on
06/04/2008 5:10:24 PM PDT
by
RichInOC
("Stampeding hogs." "That's not much of a crime." "Through the Grand Mosque?" "Kinky. Sign here.")
To: mnehrling
Now if you were talking Scottish eggs. I tend to agree.
Hard boiled egg, wrapped in bacon, encrusted in sausage and deep fried.
89
posted on
06/04/2008 5:13:13 PM PDT
by
mware
(Americans in armchairs doing the work of the media)
To: JRios1968
THAILAND????? LOL, you remember that thread???
I was the second person to type in thailand.
90
posted on
06/04/2008 5:18:34 PM PDT
by
mware
(Americans in armchairs doing the work of the media)
To: Froufrou; null and void
YES...Cho do fu...aka...Stinky Tofu...its a popular dish here and it does stink...badly.
How bad?
I cross the street to get away from the smell and thats outside. I actually will take a different street when I'm on my 'scooter when they are cooking that crap. It smells like a dead dogs a** on a hot day.
Very popular...unfortunately.
91
posted on
06/04/2008 5:24:39 PM PDT
by
Tainan
(Talk is cheap. Silence is golden. All I got is brass...lotsa brass.)
To: mnehrling
92
posted on
06/04/2008 5:29:10 PM PDT
by
krb
(If you're not outraged, people probably like having you around.)
To: mnehrling
$110 will buy you a full package of 12 cans Are these # 10 size cans? I'll take a pallet load.
93
posted on
06/04/2008 5:33:37 PM PDT
by
Drango
(A liberal's compassion is limited only by the size of someone else's wallet.)
To: mnehrling
Pass me a can right after this heart attack!
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95
posted on
06/04/2008 7:26:02 PM PDT
by
SunkenCiv
(https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/_________________________Profile updated Friday, May 30, 2008)
To: Tainan
96
posted on
06/04/2008 7:56:43 PM PDT
by
null and void
(Bureaucracies are stupid. They grow larger linearly; they grow stupider exponentially.)
To: mnehrling
Bacon crispy and well done with Skippy’s Extra Crunchy on two slices of white bread yummy. When I was pregnant, it was crispy and well done bacon drizzled with Mrs. Butterworths syrup, delicious./Just Asking - seoul62........
97
posted on
06/04/2008 8:06:40 PM PDT
by
seoul62
To: null and void
terrible...even though its served with a version of kimchee which I usually like.
98
posted on
06/04/2008 8:45:35 PM PDT
by
Tainan
(Talk is cheap. Silence is golden. All I got is brass...lotsa brass.)
To: RichInOC; All
...Breaded deep-fried bacon.try this: http://www.recipezaar.com/156010
you can feel your arteries harden just reading this.....
Hmmm....
99
posted on
06/04/2008 9:02:35 PM PDT
by
skinkinthegrass
(just b/c you're paranoid,doesn't mean "they" aren't out to get you..our hopes were dashed by CINOs :)
To: AdmSmith; Berosus; Convert from ECUSA; dervish; Ernest_at_the_Beach; Fred Nerks; george76; ...
100
posted on
06/04/2008 10:04:23 PM PDT
by
SunkenCiv
(https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/_________________________Profile updated Friday, May 30, 2008)
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