I just switched from Republican to Democrat (Viking Kitties secretly switched his meds)

[RubberPig]

I just switched from pro life to pro choice _{because I am a liberal who likes watching babies die} and from pro gun to anti gun _{because I don't give a crap about my property or the safety of my family}. I've always supported amnesty for illegal aliens. _{Because I profit off helping them steal identities..}

[NicknamedBob]

Welcome aboard!

I keep forgetting to update my tagline. Daughter and I watched “Alice in Wonderland” a few nights ago.

Hence ...

[NicknamedBob]

"I’m quite pale, so I need more red."

Dude, you're the in thing! Just practice saying, "As I was telling my buddy Robert Pattinson the other day ..."

And, "Say, do you happen to know where the nearest blood bank is?"

(That's where the red is. No, I don't know where the yellow went.)

[Darksheare]

I’m terrible at updating taglines.
Inspiration is random and wriggly in motion.

[Darksheare]

(No, I don’t know where the yellow went.)

The tall man has it.

[Pippin]

I guess I should update my tagline.

[NicknamedBob]

"Inspiration is random and wriggly in motion."

No wonder you have trouble. That's supposed to be your plot!

[NicknamedBob]

"I guess I should update my tagline."

That's a good one. Some people keep them for years!

[Darksheare]

Oh.
Oh dear.

[Tax-chick]

Because neither one can polka.

[NicknamedBob]

I found something similar to my answer, after I had derived it, on Cecil Adam’s “Straight Dope” page.

But there, they referred to quills rather than plumes. I like to think that the image of plumes of ink very aptly describes a raven.

Of course, writing desks with inkwells and quill pens are a bit out of fashion. On the other hand, plume is still the French word for pen.

[Tax-chick]

Nah, that’s a timeless tagline.

[Tax-chick]

Plumes is better.

[NicknamedBob]

"Plumes is better."

Thank you! "Why is a raven like a writing desk, and what image is haunting the President's sleep?"

Inky plumes.

[ThomasThomas]

Annoy a liberal, enjoy your life.

I like “ Enjoying life Annoys liberals. “

[Tax-chick]

Excellent!

I’d love to see this bring Zero down, but I honestly don’t think his supporters even know about it. It hasn’t been on MTV, has it?

[NicknamedBob]

"It hasn’t been on MTV, has it?"

Post 1093 was the first iteration of it anywhere. MTV or You-tube mavens, feel free to grab the idea and run with it.

Other images available for devastating criticism of the President's intransigent incompetence are picturing him as the little Dutch boy, who discovers a leak and using the power and sacrifice of his finger ... points blame at someone else.

And I also like the image of "that one" covered with oil, with the caption, "Thou annointest my head with oil. My cup runneth over."

[Tax-chick]

Very good, very good. And good morning.

I stayed up too late.

[NicknamedBob]

"I stayed up too late."

"Happens to me all the time!" (/Fran voice)

[Tax-chick]

Now I have to take the girls to the pool.

[Tax-chick]