I hope this thread is optimal....
Posted on 10/19/2012 5:36:18 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
Elon James White -- I feel like Obama's staff stabbed him in the chest w/ the adrenaline needle from Pulp Fiction. THAT DUDE IS AWAKE! #twib2012 #debates
adamsorensen -- Is there anything more awkward than putting two guys on stools 10 feet apart on a huge stage and asking them to look natural for 90 minutes?
Brian Braiker -- i hope the guy with a mustache has a spot in line. and i hope he stands up to say "Mr President, I mustache you a question."
Dane Cook -- Dear everyone in the town hall #debate. Stop reading your questions off your cards like its a hostage note.
Chase Mitchell -- We're about three seconds away from the knife fight from "Beat It."#debates
dansinker -- I FEEL REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE RIGHT NOW.
Samantha Bee -- When Obama is talking, Romney makes the same face my Catholic grandmother would make at a Wiccan wedding. #debate
Matt Roller -- Before you accuse Romney of not caring about the unemployed, keep in mind he's been trying to get a new job for a YEAR. #debate
ditzkoff -- Mitt Romney read very different Mr. Men books than I did. #mrcoal #mrgas #mroil
pourmecoffee -- Romney: I am pro-choice, but only for deporting yourself.
Jordan Zakarin -- I agree with Romney that we really don't need another 'Fast and the Furious' sequel. Enough, Vin Diesel. Bipartisan consensus!
I got an EXCLUSIVE PHOTO of Mitt Romney's binder. twitpic.com/b4u44a
Binder reviews on Amazon.com........women won't fit
Patton Oswalt -- "Binders Full of Women" is my favorite Motley Crue album. #debate
Adam Sternbergh -- "Binders full of women" is what they find in a serial killer's apartment.
Steve Agee -- Fonzie had binders full of women too. #debate #littleblackbook
Elise Foley -- Oh god, I just realized that now people will dress as binders for Halloween.
If Romney and Obama switched hair with their wives... #Debates pic.twitter.com/PFkzm4Jd 
Josh Tyrangiel -- Romney just locked up the Welsh illegal vote.
ThePresObama [Not the real Obama] -- Romney is very tough on China. He will only eat off of the most rare and expensive sets available. #debate2012
Clay Johnson -- Watching the debates to figure out who to vote for is like watching the World Series to figure out which team to root for.
Pat Healy -- Fred Armisen was great tonight as every audience member.#Debate
David Weinberger -- Well, there goes the gangbanger vote! Nice job, Mr. President! #debate
Feministing -- Guns don't kill people. Single mothers kill people.
Andy Borowitz -- It's as if the Romney from the first debate is tied up in a Scooby-Doo warehouse somewhere. #debate
Team Coco -- You know who won this #debate? The shadowy townhall industry.
Jesse Tyler Ferguson -- That debate was better than a real housewives reunion.
#2
Go 49ers!!!
In !!!
Ping ping ping
It's time for The Official Silly Friedness Thread!
It's time for The Ofredshul Frilly Silldayness Thread!
It's time for The Offthreadshul Threadday Sillyness Fry!
It's time for The Osisshul Thriday Thrilliness Fred!
It's time for a cup of coffee!
Top Ten! (Thanks for the ping)
Black.
Definitely.
I think I can keep the fact that I know the Dow closing every day for the next 5 years pretty much to myself.
TGIF and yay for the thread!
I want the green pill. Wheeee!
hmmm...
Pink or Black... I dunno
pong
I pick the black pill. I'd love to see the future!
(and I rarely go out in 'public', so no need to worry about the side affects)
BUT here's a little paradox -
If I take the black pill to see the future and I die.....
can I still see it?
Teacher asks the kids in class: “What do you want to be when you grow up?”
Lil’ Johnny: “I Wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best bitch, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day”.
The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson:
And you, Tanya?
” I wanna be Lil’ Johnny’s bitch!”
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