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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

Posted on 02/12/2016 4:45:22 AM PST by Lucky9teen

So, with that said, let's work our way toward picking up some silly...


BAD PICK UP LINES



Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?

You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.

Can I tie your shoe? Because I can't have you fall for anyone else.

I want our love to be like pi, irrational and never ending.

I need some answers for my math homework. Quick. What's your number?

If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.

Hey baby are you a broom? 'Cause you just swept me off my feet!

Do you have a name or can I call you mine?

If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.

I want our love to be like pi, irrational and never ending.

Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.

I'm learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?

Even if there wasn't any gravity on earth, I would still fall for you!

Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces.

Kissing burns 5 calories a minute. How about a workout?

Know what's on the menu? Me-n-u.

I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.

What's your favorite silverware?..because I like to spoon!

A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 real, 1 fake and he says to her " I will stop loving you when all the roses die"

I've got skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?

If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.

I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.

Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing the chemistry between us?

Is your dad an art thief? Because you're a masterpiece.

Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.

Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

If you ask Thomas Paine, he'll tell you that dating me is Common Sense.

Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!

On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?

It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!!

If you were a browser, you'd be called FireFoxy.

Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!

Chemists do it on the table periodically.



If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.

If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.

Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.

Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?

I'm not being obtuse but you're acute girl.

If beauty were measured in seconds, you'd be an hour!

You are the HCl to my NaOH. With our sweet love we could make an ocean together.

You must be made of uranium and iodine because all I can see is U and I together.

If you were a triangle youd be acute one.

My love for you is like dividing by zero-- it cannot be defined.

Do you have 11 protons? Cause your sodium fine.

You're sweeter than 3.14

Are you the square root of -1? Because you can't be real.

If I followed you home, would you keep me?

You're lookin' sharp, so let's go back to my flat and get natural.

You must be from Tennassee! Because you are the only TEN I see!


Your name should be "Visa", because you're everywhere I want to be.



TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: ofst; pickuplines; silliness; valentines
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To: Lucky9teen

21 posted on 02/12/2016 5:49:51 AM PST by r_barton (We the People of the United States...)
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22 posted on 02/12/2016 5:53:51 AM PST by r_barton (We the People of the United States...)
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23 posted on 02/12/2016 5:57:42 AM PST by r_barton (We the People of the United States...)
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To: Lucky9teen

24 posted on 02/12/2016 6:04:14 AM PST by RasterMaster ("Towering genius disdains a beaten path." - Abraham Lincoln)
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To: Lucky9teen

25 posted on 02/12/2016 6:05:26 AM PST by r_barton (We the People of the United States...)
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26 posted on 02/12/2016 6:07:25 AM PST by r_barton (We the People of the United States...)
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To: r_barton

Hold your fire...I'm waiting on a delivery!

27 posted on 02/12/2016 6:08:34 AM PST by RasterMaster ("Towering genius disdains a beaten path." - Abraham Lincoln)
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To: r_barton

LOL!


28 posted on 02/12/2016 6:10:14 AM PST by Covenantor (Men are ruled..e.by liars who refuse them news, and by fools who cannot govern - Chesterton)
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To: Lucky9teen
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29 posted on 02/12/2016 6:11:33 AM PST by verga (Denial isn't just a river in Egypt)
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To: RasterMaster

30 posted on 02/12/2016 6:12:57 AM PST by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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31 posted on 02/12/2016 6:15:00 AM PST by r_barton (We the People of the United States...)
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To: BenLurkin

Oh oh. The Sun without sunspots. Global cooling? Mini ice age?


32 posted on 02/12/2016 6:20:09 AM PST by r_barton (We the People of the United States...)
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33 posted on 02/12/2016 6:21:39 AM PST by r_barton (We the People of the United States...)
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Triumph the Insult Comic Dog Talks to Young Voters
34 posted on 02/12/2016 6:27:05 AM PST by Heartlander (Prediction: Increasingly, logic will be seen as a covert form of theism. - Denyse O'Leary)
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To: r_barton

Well, that’s cute! LOL! Looks delicious, too!


35 posted on 02/12/2016 6:29:41 AM PST by Monkey Face (Never be defined by your past. It was a lesson, not a life sentence.)
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To: Lucky9teen

This is a haiku
To make you go out with me
Pick you up at eight.


36 posted on 02/12/2016 6:30:42 AM PST by Larry Lucido (I'll support Trump as a second choice, and I'll get on my knees and pray we don't get fooled again.)
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To: Gamecock

Dustin Hoffman was in Star Wars. If I’m wrong, I owe you dinner.


37 posted on 02/12/2016 6:31:39 AM PST by Larry Lucido (I'll support Trump as a second choice, and I'll get on my knees and pray we don't get fooled again.)
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To: r_barton

Very stud-ly.


38 posted on 02/12/2016 6:33:01 AM PST by Larry Lucido (I'll support Trump as a second choice, and I'll get on my knees and pray we don't get fooled again.)
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To: Lucky9teen

39 posted on 02/12/2016 6:42:43 AM PST by r_barton (We the People of the United States...)
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To: Lucky9teen

So, where do we sign up for our free pads and pens? ;-P


40 posted on 02/12/2016 6:45:14 AM PST by MortMan (Let's call the push for amnesty what it is: Pedrophilia.)
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