Posted on 04/09/2018 1:46:13 PM PDT by Ciaphas Cain
LONDON—In response to a recent outbreak in fistfights, London mayor Sadiq Khan announced Monday a sweeping ban of hands in the city, effective immediately.
“No excuses: there is never a reason to have hands in a modern, civil society. Anyone who does will be caught, and they will feel the full force of the law,” Khan said at a press conference announcing the new policy during which he revealed that he has had his own hands surgically removed as a good-faith move to jump-start the new regulations.
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Thread Of The Day and in contention for TOTW.
Gee, I had a lonnnng list of them.
Come on, Mayor! You’re losing it.
Get a grip.
Drill a hole through their forearms, you big silly! Zip-ties slide right through!
His Muslim supporters are not going to like that - no butts about it.
That’s perfect. I bet they’re going to consider it.
Cops are now truly the long arm of the law.
“Just a flesh wound” (also “’tis but a scratch”)
- The Black Knight.
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