Posted on 02/05/2006 6:35:57 PM PST by lsilver5
Abu Bin Mohammed,(may his tribe disappear!)Awoke one night from a gunshot near.And saw, by the moonlight in his room,An angel, writing a book of clay.Rumors were Bin Mohammed was gay! And to the vision in the room, he said,What writest thou?The vision raised its head, and with a nod of sweet amen, answered
The names of those who love their fellow men.And is mine one? asked Bin.Im afraid so, said the angel. I pray thee then, write me down as one who loves his women.The vision wrote, and vanished. The next night, it appeared with a great awakening light. And then appeared the names whom the love of G-d had shirked! And lo!Bin Mohammeds lovers were all birked!
Tell me their word for gawd doesnt look like male genetalia, with an arrow pointing where to put it!
"Abu Bin Mohammed,(may his tribe disappear!)"
LOL! Kudos for a parody long overdue.
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