Posted on 04/28/2009 7:19:13 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson
In case you haven't heard--like, if you've been living on Jupiter for the last few weeks--Obamassiah is marking ONE HUNDRED DAYS in office this week! The nation REJOICES! The WHOLE WORLD REJOICES!! And the DUmmies are no exception. They are just OUT OF THEIR MINDS . . . with jubilation, that is. They're riding high in April. Will they be shot down in May? Who knows. But for now Obambi can do no wrong. He can terrorize Manhattan and get away with it. He can import swine flu from Mexico and get away with it. And what's more, the Democrats enjoy near-total hegemony. They just picked up Benedict Arlen Specter. Freaky Franken could soon be on his way. Yes, these are the good old days, the halcyon days for the DUmmies, as America marches boldly forward into the Glorious Future!
PRAISE YOU, OBAMASSIAH! The Church of The One has begun assembling for worship on this Eve of the Centidiurnal of Our Obamassiah. Right now they are venerating icons of the Young Prince and His Consort from the First Hundred Days, as we see in this THREAD, "PHOTOS 100 Days, 35 Images," and this THREAD, "PHOTOS The First Couple, The First 100 Days, 50 Images."
But before we get to the DUmmies, here is my own musical tribute for this High Hundred Days Festival. Click the link and sing along!
ONE HUNDRED DAYS
Tune: "Five Hundred Miles"
If you turn the TV on, you can watch the networks fawn
They all cheer Obama's gone a hundred days
A hundred days, a hundred days, a hundred days, a hundred days
They all cheer Obama's gone a hundred days
Lord, we're one, Lord, we're two, Lord, we're three, Lord, we're four
Lord, we're five trillion dollars in the hole
We're in the hole, we're in the hole, we're in the hole, we're in the hole
Lord, we're nine trillion dollars in the hole
Not a tax we will lack, got a target on my back
Lord, I can't afford Obama's kind of change
Keep the change, keep the change, keep the change, keep the change
Lord, I can't afford Obama's kind of change
If you like these hundred days and you sing Obama's praise
Then I fear your feeble brain is in a daze
You're in a daze, you're in a daze, you're in a daze, you're in a daze
Then I fear your feeble brain is in a daze
Then I fear your feeble brain is in a daze
Now grab a barf bag and take a pew in the back, as we observe the Obama Nation of Jubilation, in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent and the wag tailoring the doggerel, Charles Henrickson, hoping Obamassiah's Appearance on the Hundredth Day just a couple of miles from my house doesn't interfere with my driving, is in the [Barackets]:
My faves!
[I feel like I'm reading Tiger Beat.]
Great photos! But check the caption for #24. That's Bo, not Michelle. . . .
[Hard to tell them apart.]
Blush. Wackiest caption muddle in the history of caption muddles!!!
[Don't worry! Obamassiah has issued a special Caption Muddle Jubilee Indulgence for his Hundredth Day.]
This is among my all time favorites!
[It's a picture of Obamassiah blessing an infant. I'm series.]
Very adorable.
[The baby or Obama?]
I like #28 the look on his face, I wonder what's in the NYT that day.
[All the Hagiography That's Fit to Print.]
Barack is from Hawai'i and Chicago and Michelle is from Chicago.
[Barack is from Heaven and Michelle is from Mars.]
I really really really really want that black dress!
[Calm down, ben!]
no one has mentioned the one with Hillary. . . .
[You mean, The One with Hillary.]
Class, intelligence, honor, dignity, and genuine niceness has come to the WH again. . . .
[Bo is quite a dog.]
I feel better now.
[I feel bitter now.]
niiiicccee! i heart all the pics!!
[i heart all his pecs!!]
Love the pics of them holding hands.
[Those are terrorist fist-jabs.]
Just priceless.
[Porkulus bill: A bazillion dollars. Federal deficit: 47 gigatrillion dollars. Photos of Barry and Michelle holding hands: Priceless.]
My feet start to throb just looking at some of her shoes. The belts have to go. Her stunning figure, just does not need them.
[47 gigatrillion dollars is an even more stunning figure.]
Love the one where they're yukking it up with Teddy.
[Hey, that's what I do when I see Teddy: Say "YUK!"]
I'm glad they're such good friends!
[Awww! Group hug!!]
still have to pinch myself. . . .
[Whatever floats your boat, ben.]
That's what I call a Power Couple!
[Is that like the Wonder Twins or something?]
She always looks like she stepped out of a Nordstrom catalog.
[Or a Black Lagoon.]
They look like they have their own thing going on still, as if none of this ever happened.
["As if none of this ever happened." I wish!]
I'm still pinching myself. . . .
[TMI, ben!]
I LOVE THE FIRST COUPLE!!! love love love!
[DUmmieland is about to EXPLODE with ecstasy!!!]
Who wants to see these pictures of a couple in love with each other.... all over the world..........looking good in every shot.......being so in love.. No one wants to look at these................... If they are a Republican!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Ewww, ugly, NASTY Rethuglicans!!]
Glamour. That's the word for Michelle.
[Stammer. That's the word for, um, Barry.]
I think a woman actually commands more respect in a dress, and I wish Hillary would take note of this.
[Please, no.]
IBTP!
ibtp?
PING!
Top 10?
I’m thinkin’.....”In before toilet paper.” ;-)
She always looks like she stepped out of a Nordstrom catalog.
[Or a Black Lagoon.]
She's not very attractive, and she lumbers, like Caroline Kennedy.
Add on property taxes, and our tax burden skyrockets to $6480. Car registration increases raise it another $900 to over seven thousand dollars. Social security taxes of $3,200 bring it well over ten grand, and adding in all the other slop, our overall tax burden this year will be $12,310.
Nearly a third of our income is going to taxes - but that's ok, I'm expecting a HUGE check from Obama, because he'll absolutely keep his promise not to raise taxes on families who earn less than $250,000, so we should be getting a check for a cool $210,000 to make up for it...
Glommer. That's the word for a DUmmie
I’m expecting a HUGE check from Obama................ Mine is coming in May. $250.00 Whoooohooo. Lucky I don’t smoke.
“Just looked like she stepped out of a Nordstrums catalog”, yea if it was printed by Woolworth’s Five and Dime.
I am sick already of the 100 days, if someone would tell me what King Barry has done (not counting the driving down the US into a third world country status).
You can’t count the swine flu.
Celebrating the diversity of the first 100 days of the Obama administration.
Top Twenty, woot! :-)
"Sasha, don't let Uncle Joe scare you! Those things on his head are kind of like Mommy's hair extensions."
Empty chair, empty suit.
"Who's your daddy? . . . Well, come to think of it, sometimes that's a tough question. . . ."
"Guess what? I'm going to take a little white boy's eggs and give them to you!"
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