Skip to comments.DUmmie FUnnies 05-10-10 (Pied Piper Pitt TOMBSTONED!!!!!)
Posted on 05/10/2010 8:48:21 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
Pied Piper Pitt has been Tombstoned! I repeat. Pied Piper Pitt has been TOMBSTONED from DUmmieland. DUmmie Administrator EarlG EXPLAINS:
For the record
Last night Will Pitt repeatedly threatened another member with physical violence. After the moderators deleted those messages he sent the threats again to the member via private message, during which he challenged the member to report his behavior to the moderators, implying that he would not be held accountable for his actions.
We don't enjoy banning people, particularly people who have been here a long time. WilliamPitt left us absolutely no choice in this matter. This is entirely his own fault and responsibility.
And what were the details of this epic battle? First we find some of the details from missing DUmmie threads as recorded for posterity over at the CONSERVATIVE CAVE:
This must be a mistake.
I was just reading his post about ending the recession and noticed his journal link was missing....
Anybody know anything?
[Yes. Apparently Wee Willie threatened death upon a fellow DUmmie for the high crime of mocking Mumsie aka DUmmie Raven.]
I thought he was one of the rocks of DU!!
[A rock Pitt.]
This has to be some sort of mistake, He has been a valuable contributor to the DU community and we would be less for his parting
[Willie, We Hardly Knew Ye.]
You ******* piece of shit
Date: May-09-10 03:34 PM
Just to make sure you see this before it gets deleted, here you go:
[Fragments collected from the battlefield...]
Explain how you have the time and money to post to DU from your ******* car, you poor ******* victim.
Leave my mother out of your comments, or meet me in the street, you ****.
[LEAVE RAVEN ALONE!!!!!]
Period. End of file. Do it again, I ******* dare you.
Yes, I ******* said it. Let the mods delete this. I ******* hope you read it first, you piece of shit.
**** you. I'll PM you my address. Say that shit to my face. I swear to God, any time, anywhere.
[High noon at Bukowski's?]
Any chance you're anything other than a chickenshit ****?
I promise I will drop you if we ever meet.
I ******* promise.
[Does this not sound like Will is PUI? Posting Under the Influence.]
Be sure to share this with the Mods.
If you dare, say that shit to my face. I am not hard to find.
You suck. And I will wipe you out if I ever get the chance.
Share this with the mods, please.
[Note that Pitt's wrath is aimed at DUmmie bobolink. Will the two come to blows? More info on the Clash of the Titans over at Pitt's FaceBook PAGE...]
I have apparently been banned or suspended from DemocraticUnderground. Waiting to hear which; I can't log on to find out. Frankly, I deserve either and/or both. I went off on one of the resident DU douchebags because they threw my mother in my face, but I challenged them to a fistfight without realizing I was talking to a woman. Stay tuned.
[LOL! All the macho posturing by Pitt which got him tombstoned from DUmmieland was due to a fight with a woman. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!]
damn, man. that sucks. i will go over and register and peep out wtf is going on. what'd they do to your mom? i'm confused.
Don't get into it, you won't find anything out. I have emails into the Admins, and I assume they'll tell me soon enough. Someone pulled the Mom card in a thread of mine and I went ballistic, challenged them to a fistfight...before discovering that I was speaking to a woman. Not cool. The person in question sucks, but threats of violence against anyone are not kosher, especially if the person in question isn't a guy.
That is insane ! You were one of founding members & the first big STAR. Oh Fa Crissakes!?
[Sniff! The good always get tombstoned young.]
P.S. I deserved it. I got PISSED and went to my keyboard, which is always always always a bad idea.
[Remember Pitt, never Post Under the Influence of alcohol. PUI.]
Or to say it another way: If they don't want you, F*#k 'em.
Or to say it another way: If they don't want you, F*#k 'em.
To Toby: I care because I've been a member for almost 10 years. And because I threatened to beat the shit out of a woman without realizing who I was talking to. Not my finest moment.
[Perhaps not your finest moments but definitely one of your FUnniest moments, Will.]
I had this coming. I blew my top and went off on this person in a way that was totally inappropriate. That person still sucks big fat f*cking rocks, but I was waaaaaay in the wrong.
[Please let me back in DUmmieland so I can post another hockey puck geopolitical theory. Please! PRETTY PLEASE!!!]
So you'll be kissing Skinner's arse, and get yourself unpizza'ed and coming back then eh?
David Tesler: Please don't f*cking test me, OK?
[Please don't take note of my pathetic groveling. Oh, and to Skinner... PUHLEASE LET me back into DUmmieland. I have no life outside of DUmmieland...and Bukowski's.]
[And now my favorite comment posted on Pitt's Facebook page mainly because it was posted by MEEEEEE!!!]
Thanx for the many laughs over the years, Will. You have provided comedy gold for the DUmmie FUnnies...including this thread which is being DUFUed.
How many times does this make now that he’s been tombstoned?
Wha??? The prince of prancy tombstoned?
Someone apparently did:
That is a direct hit!
In before Pitt gets reinstated.
Aww... his antics will be missed.
Well....Now we know what his weak spot is.
Just hit with with one of those ‘your mother’ jokes. lol
Dammit I stopped to count haha and Missed it! My one chance at greatness /weep!
LOL! I posted this DUFU edition right on Pitt’s Facebook page. It lasted all of about 3 seconds before the Pittster himself deleted it.
Pittie is all fart and no sh*t, as they say out here in the country! Too funny he crossed the line, even for liberals, LOLOLOLOL!!!
Ahh sweetness and light...
Top 20! (Darn it, you people are too dang fast!)
Did he defriend you?
I’m not usually on FR when it gets posted...
I think this is 4 times.
Oh my... the saga continues.....
Ah, the violent right-wingers are at it again.
OMG! I don’t know what else to say ROTF!
Which is why I suspect Pitt will be back within a few days. The useful(?) idiots will demand it.
Hey wait! I was wrong. I thought Pitt deleted my DUFU thread on his Facebook page but it is STILL THERE!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
This is too funny.
PJ’s message, saying this has been DUFU’d is still there?
27 minutes later.
Maybe he went to work as a bouncer?
He is probably passed out drunk by now. Give him until at least noon tomorrow before he wakes up and notices.
This could rise to the level of a DU poll....
Pitt will pull a “Self-Recanted Evening” and be back by . . . oh, maybe by Wednesday, which will be May 12, coincidentally the fourth anniversary of . . . Pitt’s Fateful Fitzmas Fiasco!
I almost beat the ping.
William Pitt the Elder, Writer of Tomes
DU and Pitt can’t survive without each other.
So hows Pitts Wifey coming along?
"Snake" Pitt ready for action:
The guy is a staple
Right now the Pittster is probably doing his Bukowski’s Bouncer routine until dawn...completely unaware that this DUFU edition has been posted flat dab at the top of his Facebook page. Will the shock when he reads it sober him up when he returns home?
I thought of something else to say, Pitts was booted from DU but I’m a Freeper who’s still a member in good standing there? I find that hysterical!
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