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DUmmie FUnnies 05-10-10 (Pied Piper Pitt TOMBSTONED!!!!!)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 10, 2010 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

Posted on 05/10/2010 8:48:21 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

Pied Piper Pitt has been Tombstoned! I repeat. Pied Piper Pitt has been TOMBSTONED from DUmmieland. DUmmie Administrator EarlG EXPLAINS:

For the record

Last night Will Pitt repeatedly threatened another member with physical violence. After the moderators deleted those messages he sent the threats again to the member via private message, during which he challenged the member to report his behavior to the moderators, implying that he would not be held accountable for his actions.

We don't enjoy banning people, particularly people who have been here a long time. WilliamPitt left us absolutely no choice in this matter. This is entirely his own fault and responsibility.

Locking.

And what were the details of this epic battle? First we find some of the details from missing DUmmie threads as recorded for posterity over at the CONSERVATIVE CAVE:

WTF?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.ph

This must be a mistake.

I was just reading his post about ending the recession and noticed his journal link was missing....

Anybody know anything?

[Yes. Apparently Wee Willie threatened death upon a fellow DUmmie for the high crime of mocking Mumsie aka DUmmie Raven.]

I thought he was one of the rocks of DU!!

[A rock Pitt.]

This has to be some sort of mistake, He has been a valuable contributor to the DU community and we would be less for his parting

[Willie, We Hardly Knew Ye.]

You ******* piece of shit
From: WilliamPitt
Date: May-09-10 03:34 PM
Just to make sure you see this before it gets deleted, here you go:

[Fragments collected from the battlefield...]

Explain how you have the time and money to post to DU from your ******* car, you poor ******* victim.

Leave my mother out of your comments, or meet me in the street, you ****.

[LEAVE RAVEN ALONE!!!!!]

Period. End of file. Do it again, I ******* dare you.

Yes, I ******* said it. Let the mods delete this. I ******* hope you read it first, you piece of shit.

**** you. I'll PM you my address. Say that shit to my face. I swear to God, any time, anywhere.

[High noon at Bukowski's?]

Any chance you're anything other than a chickenshit ****?

I promise I will drop you if we ever meet.

I ******* promise.

[Does this not sound like Will is PUI? Posting Under the Influence.]

Be sure to share this with the Mods.

If you dare, say that shit to my face. I am not hard to find.

You suck. And I will wipe you out if I ever get the chance.

Share this with the mods, please.

[Note that Pitt's wrath is aimed at DUmmie bobolink. Will the two come to blows? More info on the Clash of the Titans over at Pitt's FaceBook PAGE...]

I have apparently been banned or suspended from DemocraticUnderground. Waiting to hear which; I can't log on to find out. Frankly, I deserve either and/or both. I went off on one of the resident DU douchebags because they threw my mother in my face, but I challenged them to a fistfight without realizing I was talking to a woman. Stay tuned.

[LOL! All the macho posturing by Pitt which got him tombstoned from DUmmieland was due to a fight with a woman. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!]

damn, man. that sucks. i will go over and register and peep out wtf is going on. what'd they do to your mom? i'm confused.

[Oops!]

Don't get into it, you won't find anything out. I have emails into the Admins, and I assume they'll tell me soon enough. Someone pulled the Mom card in a thread of mine and I went ballistic, challenged them to a fistfight...before discovering that I was speaking to a woman. Not cool. The person in question sucks, but threats of violence against anyone are not kosher, especially if the person in question isn't a guy.

That is insane ! You were one of founding members & the first big STAR. Oh Fa Crissakes!?

[Sniff! The good always get tombstoned young.]

P.S. I deserved it. I got PISSED and went to my keyboard, which is always always always a bad idea.

[Remember Pitt, never Post Under the Influence of alcohol. PUI.]

Or to say it another way: If they don't want you, F*#k 'em.

Or to say it another way: If they don't want you, F*#k 'em.

To Toby: I care because I've been a member for almost 10 years. And because I threatened to beat the shit out of a woman without realizing who I was talking to. Not my finest moment.

[Perhaps not your finest moments but definitely one of your FUnniest moments, Will.]

I had this coming. I blew my top and went off on this person in a way that was totally inappropriate. That person still sucks big fat f*cking rocks, but I was waaaaaay in the wrong.

[Please let me back in DUmmieland so I can post another hockey puck geopolitical theory. Please! PRETTY PLEASE!!!]

So you'll be kissing Skinner's arse, and get yourself unpizza'ed and coming back then eh?

David Tesler: Please don't f*cking test me, OK?

[Please don't take note of my pathetic groveling. Oh, and to Skinner... PUHLEASE LET me back into DUmmieland. I have no life outside of DUmmieland...and Bukowski's.]

[And now my favorite comment posted on Pitt's Facebook page mainly because it was posted by MEEEEEE!!!]

Thanx for the many laughs over the years, Will. You have provided comedy gold for the DUmmie FUnnies...including this thread which is being DUFUed.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: dufu; dummie; dummiefunnies; dummieland; dummies; pitt; skinner; tombstoned; williamriverspitt; willpitt
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1 posted on 05/10/2010 8:48:22 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix

1!


2 posted on 05/10/2010 8:49:38 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (!)
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


3 posted on 05/10/2010 8:50:51 PM PDT by PJ-Comix ( Redundancy Can Be Quite Catchy As Well As Contagious)
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To: PJ-Comix

IBTP!

How many times does this make now that he’s been tombstoned?


4 posted on 05/10/2010 8:51:12 PM PDT by rdl6989 (January 20, 2013- The end of an error.)
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To: PJ-Comix

woohoo!!


5 posted on 05/10/2010 8:54:01 PM PDT by GeronL (http://tyrannysentinel.blogspot.com)
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To: PJ-Comix

Wha??? The prince of prancy tombstoned?


6 posted on 05/10/2010 8:54:17 PM PDT by mylife (Opinions: $1 Halfbaked: 50c)
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To: PJ-Comix

2!


7 posted on 05/10/2010 8:54:24 PM PDT by highlander_UW (First we take down the Democrats, then we clean the Augean stable that is the GOP.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Say that sh*t to my face.

Someone apparently did:


8 posted on 05/10/2010 8:54:49 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Poop Pated Pitt.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

lol.

That is a direct hit!


9 posted on 05/10/2010 8:55:20 PM PDT by GeronL (http://tyrannysentinel.blogspot.com)
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To: PJ-Comix

10 posted on 05/10/2010 8:55:30 PM PDT by Dallas59 (President Robert Gibbs 2009-2013)
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To: PJ-Comix

In before Pitt gets reinstated.


11 posted on 05/10/2010 8:55:38 PM PDT by eddie willers
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To: PJ-Comix

Aww... his antics will be missed.


12 posted on 05/10/2010 8:55:58 PM PDT by mylife (Opinions: $1 Halfbaked: 50c)
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To: PJ-Comix

Well....Now we know what his weak spot is.

Just hit with with one of those ‘your mother’ jokes. lol


13 posted on 05/10/2010 8:56:07 PM PDT by KoRn (Department of Homeland Security, Certified - "Right Wing Extremist")
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To: rdl6989

TOP10!!!


14 posted on 05/10/2010 8:56:34 PM PDT by USAFJeeper (Who Dat Nation - Loving the Manning Face!)
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To: USAFJeeper

Dammit I stopped to count haha and Missed it! My one chance at greatness /weep!


15 posted on 05/10/2010 8:57:31 PM PDT by USAFJeeper (Who Dat Nation - Loving the Manning Face!)
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To: GeronL

LOL! I posted this DUFU edition right on Pitt’s Facebook page. It lasted all of about 3 seconds before the Pittster himself deleted it.


16 posted on 05/10/2010 8:57:39 PM PDT by PJ-Comix ( Redundancy Can Be Quite Catchy As Well As Contagious)
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To: highlander_UW

8!! Woot!

Pittie is all fart and no sh*t, as they say out here in the country! Too funny he crossed the line, even for liberals, LOLOLOLOL!!!


17 posted on 05/10/2010 8:57:43 PM PDT by pillut48 ("Stand now. Stand together. Stand for what is right."-Gov.Sarah Palin, "Going Rogue" ><>)
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To: PJ-Comix

Ahh sweetness and light...


18 posted on 05/10/2010 8:58:07 PM PDT by mylife (Opinions: $1 Halfbaked: 50c)
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To: pillut48

Top 20! (Darn it, you people are too dang fast!)


19 posted on 05/10/2010 8:58:16 PM PDT by pillut48 ("Stand now. Stand together. Stand for what is right."-Gov.Sarah Palin, "Going Rogue" ><>)
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To: PJ-Comix

Did he defriend you?

lol


20 posted on 05/10/2010 8:58:54 PM PDT by GeronL (http://tyrannysentinel.blogspot.com)
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To: Charles Henrickson

LoL!


21 posted on 05/10/2010 9:00:08 PM PDT by mylife (Opinions: $1 Halfbaked: 50c)
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To: PJ-Comix
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22 posted on 05/10/2010 9:00:17 PM PDT by txroadkill (I bet if they voted Republican the wall would've been built years ago)
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To: pillut48

I’m not usually on FR when it gets posted...


23 posted on 05/10/2010 9:00:40 PM PDT by GeronL (http://tyrannysentinel.blogspot.com)
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To: PJ-Comix

LOL..
http://www.facebook.com/?ref=logo#!/profile.php?id=687956110&v=wall&ref=search


24 posted on 05/10/2010 9:00:45 PM PDT by mnehring
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To: rdl6989

I think this is 4 times.

Oh my... the saga continues.....


25 posted on 05/10/2010 9:01:37 PM PDT by mylife (Opinions: $1 Halfbaked: 50c)
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To: txroadkill

Dee,Dammit Timmy!


26 posted on 05/10/2010 9:02:38 PM PDT by mylife (Opinions: $1 Halfbaked: 50c)
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To: PJ-Comix
I promise I will drop you if we ever meet. I ******* promise.... You suck. And I will wipe you out if I ever get the chance.

Ah, the violent right-wingers are at it again.

27 posted on 05/10/2010 9:02:42 PM PDT by denydenydeny (The welfare state turns us all into zoo animals, mouths open, waiting for the next feeding.)
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To: PJ-Comix

OMG! I don’t know what else to say ROTF!


28 posted on 05/10/2010 9:03:29 PM PDT by Ballygrl
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To: mylife

Which is why I suspect Pitt will be back within a few days. The useful(?) idiots will demand it.


29 posted on 05/10/2010 9:04:30 PM PDT by rdl6989 (January 20, 2013- The end of an error.)
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To: mnehring

Hey wait! I was wrong. I thought Pitt deleted my DUFU thread on his Facebook page but it is STILL THERE!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!


30 posted on 05/10/2010 9:04:59 PM PDT by PJ-Comix ( Redundancy Can Be Quite Catchy As Well As Contagious)
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To: PJ-Comix

This is too funny.


31 posted on 05/10/2010 9:05:25 PM PDT by CPT Clay (Pick up your weapon and follow me.)
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To: mnehring

PJ’s message, saying this has been DUFU’d is still there?

wow.

27 minutes later.

Maybe he went to work as a bouncer?


32 posted on 05/10/2010 9:06:30 PM PDT by GeronL (http://tyrannysentinel.blogspot.com)
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To: PJ-Comix

He is probably passed out drunk by now. Give him until at least noon tomorrow before he wakes up and notices.


33 posted on 05/10/2010 9:06:39 PM PDT by mnehring
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To: eddie willers
Hasn't he threatened to leave for good several times but was begged by the DUmmies to stay?
34 posted on 05/10/2010 9:06:58 PM PDT by Hillarys Gate Cult (The man who said "there's no such thing as a stupid question" has never talked to Helen Thomas.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Oh, you are SOOOOO mean.

I really like that about you. ;-)
35 posted on 05/10/2010 9:07:06 PM PDT by pillut48 ("Stand now. Stand together. Stand for what is right."-Gov.Sarah Palin, "Going Rogue" ><>)
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To: PJ-Comix; Charles Henrickson

This could rise to the level of a DU poll....


36 posted on 05/10/2010 9:07:17 PM PDT by GeronL (http://tyrannysentinel.blogspot.com)
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To: PJ-Comix

Pitt will pull a “Self-Recanted Evening” and be back by . . . oh, maybe by Wednesday, which will be May 12, coincidentally the fourth anniversary of . . . Pitt’s Fateful Fitzmas Fiasco!


37 posted on 05/10/2010 9:07:19 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The Magic Man.)
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To: USAFJeeper
Top 10

I almost beat the ping.

38 posted on 05/10/2010 9:07:32 PM PDT by rdl6989 (January 20, 2013- The end of an error.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Hey pitt-boy......yo momma.....heh heh heh.
39 posted on 05/10/2010 9:07:37 PM PDT by Tainan (Cogito, ergo conservatus)
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To: rdl6989; All
P.S. I deserved it. I got PISSED and went to my keyboard, which is always always always a bad idea.

William Pitt the Elder, Writer of Tomes

40 posted on 05/10/2010 9:09:11 PM PDT by mylife (Opinions: $1 Halfbaked: 50c)
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To: Charles Henrickson

DU and Pitt can’t survive without each other.


41 posted on 05/10/2010 9:09:48 PM PDT by rdl6989 (January 20, 2013- The end of an error.)
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To: PJ-Comix
We don't enjoy banning people

YOU LIE!

42 posted on 05/10/2010 9:09:55 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Willie, we hardly knew ye.)
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To: PJ-Comix

and the RATS, take another one in the..............................HA ha!!!

43 posted on 05/10/2010 9:11:04 PM PDT by Chode (American Hedonist *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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So hows Pitts Wifey coming along?


44 posted on 05/10/2010 9:11:07 PM PDT by mylife (Opinions: $1 Halfbaked: 50c)
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To: PJ-Comix

45 posted on 05/10/2010 9:12:49 PM PDT by mnehring
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To: PJ-Comix
[High noon at Bukowski's?]

"Snake" Pitt ready for action:


46 posted on 05/10/2010 9:14:39 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Willie, we hardly knew ye.)
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47 posted on 05/10/2010 9:15:51 PM PDT by pillut48 ("Stand now. Stand together. Stand for what is right."-Gov.Sarah Palin, "Going Rogue" ><>)
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To: rdl6989

The guy is a staple


48 posted on 05/10/2010 9:16:13 PM PDT by mylife (Opinions: $1 Halfbaked: 50c)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Right now the Pittster is probably doing his Bukowski’s Bouncer routine until dawn...completely unaware that this DUFU edition has been posted flat dab at the top of his Facebook page. Will the shock when he reads it sober him up when he returns home?


49 posted on 05/10/2010 9:16:16 PM PDT by PJ-Comix ( Redundancy Can Be Quite Catchy As Well As Contagious)
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To: Ballygrl

I thought of something else to say, Pitts was booted from DU but I’m a Freeper who’s still a member in good standing there? I find that hysterical!


50 posted on 05/10/2010 9:16:22 PM PDT by Ballygrl
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