The Liberal Limerick About Obama

The Looking Spoon ^ | 6-14-2010 | Jared H. McAndersen

[The Looking Spoon]

Instead of writing it out I wanted to tell it in pictures...

Ok people, let me see yours :-)

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[mylife]

Obama is currently POTUS
It looks the liberals have got us

But 2010 we’ll show them again

And we’ll defeat the sorry liberals who fought us!

[FatherofFive]

A Kenyan imposter that you know
Said, "Screwing is one thing I do know,
A woman is fine,
And sheep are divine,
But Larry is numero uno.

[GOP Poet]

oh my God. This made my side hurt!

[Slyfox]

Try this for your last line:

Turns out he's just as we suspected.

[OrioleFan]

He got elected because of his race.
To the White House, a once beautiful place.
Spreading his Obama stash around,
Driving the country into the ground.
Nver letting a crisis go to waste.

[MV=PY]

Before he took office as president
Obama, congressional resident
was hired for voting
but spent time devoting
his efforts to mark himself present

Emerging from our windy city
Obama elicited pity
From liberal kids
and the blacks on the skids
To make our Fed even more shitty

Obama, a man of no worth
With his wooky of oversized girth
Rode his ghost written books
And his sound bites and hooks
To election with no proof of birth

[The Looking Spoon]

YES! I love the last one, HILARIOUS!

[The Looking Spoon]

These are all awesome, who has more?

[texas_mrs]

Our country elected a black president
Whose words were beautifully eloquent
But as time went by
And his words turned to lies
His malevolence soon became evident.

[I still care]

There once was a man who was Kenyan,
Who was of a marxist persuasion,
He said, “I’m a hack
But because I’m half black
They’ll put me in charge of the nation!”

There once was a woman Michelle
Part of the Couple from Hell.
With her cohort Barack
(The one who’s half black)
She fell down a gulf oil well.

[Daaave]

Before he was Barack he was Barry
Before he became president we were merry
But our Commander and Chief
Has brought us much grief
And the outlook for America is discouraging

[Cyber Liberty]

Obama, a man of no worth
With his wooky of oversized girth
Rode his ghost written books
And his sound bites and hooks
To election with no proof of birth

Ding, ding, ding! We have a winner!

[firebrand]

There once was a man from Mombasa
Who lived in a very fine casa
He thought he was king
And loved the left wing
Al Qaeda, Hamas, and La Raza