Posted on 09/18/2011 12:26:35 PM PDT by John Semmens
Despite unanimous polling trends showing increasing dissatisfaction with his job performance, President Obama says he’s confident he’ll come out on top after the ballots are counted in November 2012.
“In 2008 I was a virtual nobody,” Obama recalled. “Now I’m the president. Just being the president gives you a big leg up on all the up-and-coming nobodies who want to take your place. Consequently, I’d have to say that the odds of me being re-elected are much higher than the odds of me being elected in the first place.”
The president boasted that “my ideas are the key. I have more of them than anyone I know. Just ask my staff. For every idea we’ve tried that hasn’t worked there are at least a dozen more waiting in line for their turn. I think voters will appreciate my intellectual fertility compared to the GOP’s simplistic message.”
Obama advisor David Axelrod echoed the President’s confidence. “The lower taxes/less government mantra that the Republicans are trying to sell doesn’t resonate with the average American,” Axelrod contended. “Voters want a government that cares enough to try. I mean, isn’t it better to be in the barrel with the guy who has the nerve to tackle Niagara Falls than to be ‘nay-saying’ from the sidelines?”
“Plus, let’s not overlook the considerable advantages that incumbency has for President Obama,” Axelrod added. “For example, his recent Executive Order granting amnesty to illegal immigrants gives him a lock on the Hispanic vote. And he’s got more than a year to further tilt the playing field in his favor.”
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http://azconserv1.wordpress.com/2011/09/18/president-confident-of-re-election/
I predict 7 of the next 10 posters won’t read the name of the source nor the keywords...
Another beauty, John.
Only had to read the headline John.....Dead giveaway
By definition, all narcissists are terminally delusional and overconfident. MEGA PUTZ
All too believable, this is.
Clever satire to be sure, but probably also true. The kenyan knows:
1) the urban vote fraud machines stand ready
2) despite whatever they say in the polls, well over 40% will vote for him, which could get him close enough for (1) to work in the battleground states.
I hate these semi-satire Posts, They are so close to the truth that they arehard to descern from reality.
I don’t know what Obama is smoking but I want some.
he really does think he is re-electable.
When he says he’s confident, the opposite is the true. He’s convinced he will lose and doesn’t have a snowball’s chance in hell.
There...fixed it.
Scouts Out! Cavalry Ho!
Here is what President Obama said at a campaign fundraiser Thursday night in Washington, D.C.
“... I just have to remind people that, here’s one thing I know for certain: the odds of me being reelected are much higher than the odds of me being elected in the first place.”
With Justice Department encouraged black panther poll watchers, zombie voters from the newspaper obituaries and general democrat hijinks, there’s a better than 50% chance the kenyan kaliph will remain a festering sore on the backside of America.
An intensive investigation has revealed the identity of the man whose Social Security number (SSN) is being used by President Obama: Jean Paul Ludwig, who was born in France in 1890, emigrated to the United States in 1924, and was assigned SSN 042-68-4425 (Obama's current SSN) in or about March 1977.
Ludwig lived most of his adult life in Connecticut. Because of that, his SSN begins with the digits 042, which are among only a select few reserved for Connecticut residents.
Obama never lived or worked in that state! Therefore, there is no reason on earth for his SSN to start with the digits 042. None whatsoever!
Now comes the best part! Ludwig spent the final months of his life in Hawaii, where he died.
Conveniently, Obama's grandmother, Madelyn Payne Dunham, worked part-time in the Probate Office in the Honolulu Hawaii Courthouse, and therefore had access to the SSNs of deceased individuals.
The Social Security Administration was never informed of Ludwig's death, and because he never received Social Security benefits there were no benefits to stop and therefore, no questions were ever raised.
The suspicion, of course, is that Dunham, knowing her grandson was not a U.S. citizen, either because he was born in Kenya or became a citizen of Indonesia upon his adoption by Lolo Soetoro simply scoured the probate records until she found someone who died who was not receiving Social Security benefits, and selected Mr. Ludwigs Connecticut SSN for Obama.
Just wait until Trump gets past the birth certificate and onto the issue of Barry O's use of a stolen SSN. You will see leftist heads exploding, because they will have no way of defending Obama.
Although many Americans do not understand the meaning of the term "natural born" there are few who do not understand that if you are using someone else's SSN it is a clear indication of fraud.
ping #13
WHO IS BARACK HUSSEIN BARRY SORETOES (Soretoro) 0BAMA?
. . . . Check out # 13.
Thanks, mojitojoe.
Thanks for the ping, Lucy. Too bad that guy who used to post the long, bizarrely elaborate, hocussy-pocussy, factually-challenged fairytale about how Barry got a CN SS#, Got The Zot. I’m sure he would be all over this amazing research, pulling his same old tired, retarded rabbit out of his Obot hat.
Or did he pull it out of his posterior? Once they detonate in an ozone eruption, it’s just too easy to forget.
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don't know how you can keep your sense of humor. You must be on a tropical isle surround by nubile native ladies.
Thanks.
All good, John. This one got an lol.
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