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DUmmie FUnnies 12-30-13 ("The Decrying Game": Remember, remember, to date a transgender)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 30, 2013 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 12/30/2013 12:39:19 PM PST by Charles Henrickson

The Battle of the Sexes has been raging lately in DUmmieland. The angry DUmmie women (is there any other kind?) have been accusing the men--all men--of being sexist and misogynist and potential rapists. Some of the DUmmie men have dared to defend themselves, but in vain. Political correctness must win out, at all costs.

Well, guess who feels left out? The LSMFT community, i.e., the Lezbo Sodomite Masochist Fag Transangered community. There must be Fifty Shades of Gay, and they all want to have their say. You see, in DUmmieland, to be fair, the Battle of the Sexes must include ALL the sexes. Bisexuals, trisexuals, omnisexuals--EVERYBODY must be entitled to feel oppressed and put upon, to express their outrage, to take great umbrage, and to harrumph in high DUdgeon. We must decry sexism of ALL varieties!

Witness this THREAD, "Is it ignorant/ transphobic for a straight man to not want to date transgender women?" Short answer: Yes, unless you straight men are willing to date transgender women, it IS transphobic! And therefore we must decry it! In DUmmieland, we ALWAYS play the Decrying Game! So click the music link and sing along!

THE DECRYING GAME
Tune: "The Crying Game"

I know all
There is to know
Of the decrying game
I'd like to share
The decrying game

First there are sexists
Then there are slurs
And just you wait
They're basing their hate
On the sex you prefer

Pflag unfurled
I'm gonna tell the world
Of the decrying game
And I'll make sure
That they feel my pain

Why are there haters?
Why are there phobes?
That's who we'll blast
We'll drive them at last
From off of the globe . . .

First there are sexists
Then there are slurs
And just you wait
They're basing their hate
On the sex you prefer

Don't want no phobes
In the decrying game
Don't want no phobes
In the decrying game
Don't want no phobes
In the decrying game
Don't want no phobes
In the decrying game

So let us now go to DUmmieland and observe the Battle of ALL the Sexes, in Rainbow Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, the wag tailoring the doggerel, is in the [brackets]:

Is it ignorant/ transphobic for a straight man to not want to date transgender women?

[Yes, not only must you WANT to date them, you must actually DU it! DUAC! DUAC!]

a narrative of desire around trans bodies does not exist & in that absence one of degradation and shame is offered in its place. So automatically you have sexualities and accompanying desires shaped in a context of transphobia, which both excludes and pathologizes trans bodies as abhorrent.

[Don't be fearful
Don't be phobic
Date a trans
And be heroic!]

A lot of male sexuality is also constructed around employing hierarchies of womanhood as trophies, to prove their own worth and engage in a process of gendering themselves through access to womens’ bodies. Within that framework, some hold more currency and others (transwomen) can actually subvert heteronormative male sexualities. The opinions and shared norms of sexuality among peers, performed on womens’ bodies, plays a huge part in constructing their sexuality as well. You can imagine where transwomen fall on this scale.

[Some of the transwomen fall on the scale at about 250.]

There’s also the fact that most men dont even have enough literacy of our bodies and our lives to even know who we are and if they are attracted to us. And dont attempt to do so because of cisnormativity.

[Wasn't there a Cisnormal guy who served in the Clinton cabinet?]

With that being said, we live in the world we live in. If a man chooses not to date a transwoman, whatever the reason, that is his choice (though one probably informed by cisnormativity.) I am however concerned with if, in not dating transwomen, he also reinforces cissexism and transphobia in his words and actions.

[And by NOT dating them, he IS reinforcing cissexism! So don't be a cissy, date a sissy!]

Everything is not for everybody nor does it have to be (even though ironically transwomen seem to always get the short end of this stick hmmm.)

[Yes, they always do get the short end of the stick.]

But what are men doing to not actively continue & participate in this cycle of shame around transwomens’ bodies? What are they doing to stop putting our lives at risk? How are they discussing our bodies and lives? In choosing not to date us, are they offering up bioessentialist rhetoric and trying to delegitimize/undermine our genders?

[Remember, remember
To date a transgender
Transexism still must be fought
And don't be transphobing
When they are disrobing
And you see more than you thought]

what are you doing to create & not participate in a society that shames & degrades the concept of desire around transbodies?

[Embrace transbodies! Celebrate transbodies! DU something!!!]

I wont make a blanket statement. . . .

[Whew! I was worried I'd have to get under the blanket with you!]

I wont make a blanket statement and say that ANY man who doesnt date transwomen is transphobic. But. . . .

[. . . I will pretty much do that now anyway . . .]

But I will say that we live in a transphobic and cissexist society. And that most men ARE transphobic and cissexist.

[I plead guilty. Now on to the DUmmies . . .]

This thread has the potential to be very big. . . .

[As big as a hefty transwoman.]

There's no such thing as fairness or equality when it comes to sexuality.

[Then let's pass a law! DEMAND fairness! DEMAND equality! Equal-opportunity dating!]

I don't think we necessarily choose who we are attracted to.

[That's just it! We need somebody to choose FOR us! We're too cissexist! Appoint an attraction czar! Establish date panels!]

If I fell in love with a man who used to be a woman, I don't think it would make me fall out of love. In fact it would certainly have it's advantages as in he'd know what it's like in a woman's world. Julie

[Julie, you are truly a DUmmie without guile. Yes, and you men, think of all the advantages of dating a woman who used to be a man. Think of them. . . . Well, now, somehow I can't think of any. . . .]

That's love for you! it just sneaks up on you from out from nowhere sometimes!

[If I dated a transwoman, I'd be worried about what might sneak up on me.]

While it's not guaranteed to be ignorant or transphobic...it probably is.

[Sexism is default mode for men.]

Love is one area where you have the right to discriminate. . . .

[THAT'S CISSEXIST!]

That's stupid. A man can date whoever he feels like dating. Don't call a young man transphobic because he doesn't want to date someone. . . . What bullsh*t.

[LOUSY TRANSPHOBIC TROLL!!!]

if an individual doesn't want to date "well-endowed" women, does that make him Breastophobic?

[I think the technical term is Aracknophobia.]

It would be ignorant and transphobic for a straight man to rule out the possibility that they could ever find a transgender woman irresistible.

If she's a Republican, no.

[There's the deal-breaker.]

I'm a trans woman and I never had any interest whatsoever in dating men. Is it transphobic for a lesbian to not date a trans woman or is it transphobic for a straight woman or gay man to not date a trans man?

[Did you all follow that? . . . Neither did I.]


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1 posted on 12/30/2013 12:39:19 PM PST by Charles Henrickson
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To: PJ-Comix; Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; ...

PING!


2 posted on 12/30/2013 12:41:02 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (The wag tailoring the doggerel)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Leftists do not live in the real world, reality must be denied at all costs. Even if you are on a ship being crushed by record ice near the Antarctic in summer, you must decry global warming.


3 posted on 12/30/2013 12:43:08 PM PST by GeronL (Extra Large Cheesy Over-Stuffed Hobbit)
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To: Charles Henrickson

My head hurts


4 posted on 12/30/2013 12:44:29 PM PST by Roscoe Karns
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To: Charles Henrickson

It is absurd to mutilate your body, pretend to be a woman and then complain because other men don’t want to date you.


5 posted on 12/30/2013 12:44:55 PM PST by GeronL (Extra Large Cheesy Over-Stuffed Hobbit)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Trans fat?

6 posted on 12/30/2013 12:45:38 PM PST by Roscoe Karns
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To: GeronL

Top 10!


7 posted on 12/30/2013 12:45:42 PM PST by glasseye
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To: Roscoe Karns

You would think, at some point, they would disappear into themselves in a singularity of pointless circular reasoning...


8 posted on 12/30/2013 12:48:30 PM PST by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
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To: Charles Henrickson

9 posted on 12/30/2013 12:49:23 PM PST by Focault's Pendulum (I live in NJ....' Nuff said!)
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To: Focault's Pendulum

10?


10 posted on 12/30/2013 12:51:38 PM PST by PeteB570 ( Islam is the sea in which the Terrorist Shark swims. The deeper the sea the larger the shark.)
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To: PeteB570

Made it in the top 10 for once.


11 posted on 12/30/2013 12:52:08 PM PST by PeteB570 ( Islam is the sea in which the Terrorist Shark swims. The deeper the sea the larger the shark.)
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To: Focault's Pendulum
PULL TO RELEASE KRAKEN

LOLOL!!

12 posted on 12/30/2013 12:57:01 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (The wag tailoring the doggerel)
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To: Focault's Pendulum

Maybe they can date the Kracken


13 posted on 12/30/2013 12:57:55 PM PST by GeronL (Extra Large Cheesy Over-Stuffed Hobbit)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Female impersonators are great on dates because they can change tires.

- source unknown


14 posted on 12/30/2013 12:58:08 PM PST by Hillarys Gate Cult (Liberals make unrealistic demands on reality and reality doesn't oblige them.)
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To: Roscoe Karns

Is that a leash that lump is sporting and are those hair colors supposed to be dog’s ears.
Yeah, they’re perfectly normal...


15 posted on 12/30/2013 12:58:32 PM PST by Lx (Do you like it? Do you like it, Scott? I call it, "Mr. & Mrs. Tenorman Chili.")
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To: Charles Henrickson

What has been seen cannot be unseen.

Sheesh!


16 posted on 12/30/2013 12:58:51 PM PST by sauropod (Fat Bottomed Girl: "What difference, at this point, does it make?")
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To: Charles Henrickson

There’s nothing feminine about feminism. This topic just goes to illustrate that point.


17 posted on 12/30/2013 1:01:50 PM PST by MeganC (Support Matt Bevin to oust Mitch McConnell! https://mattbevin.com/)
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To: Charles Henrickson

These Dems are completely retarded. Who talks like that in the real world?


18 posted on 12/30/2013 1:03:44 PM PST by Fledermaus (If we here in TN can't get rid of the worthless Lamar, it's over.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

I knew this guy who was really stupid. He had a sex change operation to become a woman....then he found out he’s a lesbian. It worked out OK though, because he found a gal who was a thespian.


19 posted on 12/30/2013 1:04:50 PM PST by Cyber Liberty (H.L. Mencken: "The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.")
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To: Charles Henrickson
If I fell in love with a man who used to be a woman, I don't think it would make me fall out of love. In fact it would certainly have it's advantages as in he'd know what it's like in a woman's world. Julie

Julie Andrews? Almost reminded me of her in the movie "Victor Victoria"...

"So, I'm a woman pretending to be a man pretending to be a woman..."

20 posted on 12/30/2013 1:04:55 PM PST by COBOL2Java (I'm a Christian, pro-life, pro-gun, Reaganite. The GOP hates me. Why should I vote for them?)
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A lot of male sexuality is also constructed around employing hierarchies of womanhood as trophies, to prove their own worth and engage in a process of gendering themselves through access to womens’ bodies. Within that framework, some hold more currency and others (transwomen) can actually subvert heteronormative male sexualities. The opinions and shared norms of sexuality among peers, performed on womens’ bodies, plays a huge part in constructing their sexuality as well. You can imagine where transwomen fall on this scale.

"ENGLISH M***********! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!"

21 posted on 12/30/2013 1:08:09 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Attention! Wee Willie Pitt featured at NewsBusters. Read all about it HERE.
22 posted on 12/30/2013 1:08:19 PM PST by PJ-Comix (ObamaCare PAID Enrollment Prediction: 66,666)
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To: Charles Henrickson

By thier logic how is a lesbian with a strapon any less a rapist ..


23 posted on 12/30/2013 1:09:08 PM PST by tophat9000 (Are we headed to a Cracker Slacker War?)
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To: Charles Henrickson
"A lot of male sexuality is also constructed around employing hierarchies of womanhood as trophies, to prove their own worth and engage in a process of gendering themselves through access to womens’ bodies. Within that framework, some hold more currency and others (transwomen) can actually subvert heteronormative male sexualities. The opinions and shared norms of sexuality among peers, performed on womens’ bodies, plays a huge part in constructing their sexuality as well."

All these words appear to be English and I consider myself a fluent English speaker but... none of these sentences make any sense at all.
24 posted on 12/30/2013 1:10:35 PM PST by servo1969
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To: MrB

Quantum singularity?
I couldn’t read all that nonsense.


25 posted on 12/30/2013 1:13:36 PM PST by darkangel82
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To: Focault's Pendulum

LOL.... There is no more fitting graphic for this thread......


26 posted on 12/30/2013 1:13:36 PM PST by Popman ("Resistance to Tyrants is Obedience to God" - Thomas Jefferson)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Seriously. It’s like a Scientologist discussing how to get ‘clear.’


27 posted on 12/30/2013 1:15:39 PM PST by servo1969
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To: Popman
There is no more fitting graphic for this thread.

With all humility...it needed to e done.

28 posted on 12/30/2013 1:19:46 PM PST by Focault's Pendulum (I live in NJ....' Nuff said!)
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To: Focault's Pendulum

damn b is sticking.


29 posted on 12/30/2013 1:21:29 PM PST by Focault's Pendulum (I live in NJ....' Nuff said!)
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To: servo1969
All these words appear to be English and I consider myself a fluent English speaker but... none of these sentences make any sense at all.

Loosely translated I think it says "I aced my gender studies course."
30 posted on 12/30/2013 1:23:28 PM PST by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

What, no discussion of hermaphrodites? Is DU Hermaphrophobic?


31 posted on 12/30/2013 1:26:21 PM PST by Army Air Corps (Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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To: cripplecreek

BINGO!


32 posted on 12/30/2013 1:26:59 PM PST by Army Air Corps (Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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To: Charles Henrickson

“I’m a trans woman and I never had any interest whatsoever in dating men. Is it transphobic for a lesbian to not date a trans woman or is it transphobic for a straight woman or gay man to not date a trans man?”

Who is in the what now?


33 posted on 12/30/2013 1:34:35 PM PST by servo1969
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To: Charles Henrickson
I know I am a hopeless Neanderthal knuckle-dragger, but WTH is a "transwoman"?

A fag pretending to be female, or a female pretending to be male.

Either way, yeeccchhhh! Why on earth would you want to, other than as a sick political stunt?

34 posted on 12/30/2013 1:38:41 PM PST by doorgunner69
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To: Charles Henrickson
A lot of male sexuality is also constructed around employing hierarchies of womanhood as trophies, to prove their own worth and engage in a process of gendering themselves through access to womens’ bodies. Within that framework, some hold more currency and others (transwomen) can actually subvert heteronormative male sexualities. The opinions and shared norms of sexuality among peers, performed on womens’ bodies, plays a huge part in constructing their sexuality as well. You can imagine where transwomen fall on this scale.
35 posted on 12/30/2013 1:44:53 PM PST by Future Snake Eater (CrossFit.com)
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To: Charles Henrickson

These people are nuts. They need to get a life.


36 posted on 12/30/2013 1:45:45 PM PST by Mercat
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To: Charles Henrickson

Geesh...I need a queer dictionary to even try to understand any of this.


37 posted on 12/30/2013 2:38:39 PM PST by AlexW
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To: Charles Henrickson
There’s also the fact that most men dont even have enough literacy of our bodies and our lives to even know who we are and if they are attracted to us. And dont attempt to do so because of cisnormativity

Obama had a Big Cis, but [s]he wasn't NormaL ...

38 posted on 12/30/2013 3:42:42 PM PST by mikrofon (Cis-Boom-Bah Humbug)
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To: Charles Henrickson
what are you doing to create & not participate in a society that
shames & degrades the concept of desire around transbodies?

Trans.bod.ies!

39 posted on 12/30/2013 3:50:48 PM PST by mikrofon (Star Trek Into DU-ness)
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To: servo1969
I had the same problem, and I, too, am fluent in English, both written and spoken. I had to look up "cissexual," and found that it means a person whose "gender" matches the "sex" that person was "assigned" at birth. So, apparently, a man who believes he is male is "cissexual." (And what's with this "sex assigned at birth" nonsense? I thought it was based on the plumbing, not some sort of coin toss.)

None of this helped my understanding, because I'm still don't know the difference between one's "gender" and one's "sex," and thus remain confused by "transgendered" and "transsexuals," and where cross-dressers fit into all this. No doubt this is because I didn't major in "gender studies," and have a real life in the real world with a real job dealing with real people with real problems.

40 posted on 12/30/2013 4:05:12 PM PST by hsalaw
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>>> I had to look up "cissexual,"

Me too. If anything, a good DUmmie Funny demonstrates how grossly ignorant the American voting public is.

If they had ANY idea that when they voted democrat...they were in essence voting with THESE people and supporting their way of life...these....strange...sad people....they would run from the democratic party in droves.

But again....they'll never put 2 and 2 together. It's about their check...not siding with the devil.

41 posted on 12/30/2013 4:25:55 PM PST by NELSON111
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To: AlexW; Charles Henrickson

Trying to make sense of this is enough to cause trans-Phobic spinning ...

42 posted on 12/30/2013 4:34:49 PM PST by mikrofon (Transphobosphobia)
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To: Charles Henrickson
HUH??
43 posted on 12/30/2013 4:51:00 PM PST by Arrowhead1952 (The Second Amendment is NOT about the right to hunt. It IS a right to shoot tyrants.)
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To: denydenydeny; PJ-Comix
I was thinking of DUFUing this thread anyway, but then denydenydeny sent me a request INSISTING that I do just that. Thanx, 3d!
44 posted on 12/30/2013 5:48:06 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (The wag tailoring the doggerel)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Thanks, Charles! This one really irritated me, because according to the Left and Lady GaGa, LGBT people are

BORN THIS WAY
BORN THIS WAY
BORN THIS WAY

So don’t you even dare suggest that they could ever be anything different than what they are. Gay people are ONLY gay. The fundies who dare to suggest that gay sexual orientation can be changed are the moral equivalent of Dr. Mengele.

And yet...if you’re straight, you MUST be open to dating chicks with idcks. If not YOU ARE AN EVIL HATER.

Total double standard. Everyone is “born that way” unless you’re straight.


45 posted on 12/30/2013 7:30:20 PM PST by denydenydeny (Admiration of absolute government is proportionate to the contempt one has for others.-Tocqueville)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Lets see if you are a transwomen lesbian, were you before you became a transwomen a straight man? If you were, why have the surgery?


46 posted on 12/30/2013 7:34:27 PM PST by ExCTCitizen (MerryChristmasAll)
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To: Roscoe Karns

The new face of Liberalism!


47 posted on 12/30/2013 7:37:02 PM PST by ExCTCitizen (MerryChristmasAll)
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To: Charles Henrickson

That thread made my hair hurt!


48 posted on 12/30/2013 7:58:52 PM PST by LUV W (All my heroes wear camos! Thank you David, Michael, Chris Txradioguy, JJ, CMS, & ALL Vets, too!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

And these insane whack jobs are running the country.


49 posted on 12/30/2013 8:21:37 PM PST by Doomonyou (Let them eat Lead.)
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To: Doomonyou
And these insane whack jobs are running the country.

And these insane whack jobs are ruining the country.

There, fixed it.

50 posted on 12/30/2013 9:45:47 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (The wag tailoring the doggerel)
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