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Judge Exonerates Fani Willis [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 17 March 2024 | John Semmens

Posted on 03/16/2024 12:42:04 AM PDT by John Semmens

On Friday, Fulton County Superior Judge Scott McAfee ruled that Fulton County District Attorney Fani Willis will be allowed to continue to persecute former President Trump and his co-defendants for trying to overturn the 2020 presidential election results in Georgia. The only condition Ms. Willis has to meet is to persuade her sex-partner Nate Wade to withdraw from the case.

Judge McAfee explained that "the testimony I've heard over the past two weeks confirms that both Ms. Willis and Mr. Wade lied under oath in their attempt to conceal both the illicit affair and the fiscal impropriety of the payments made to the unqualified Mr. Wade and the kickbacks Ms. Wade received from the out-sized remuneration she authorized him to receive from the county treasury. However, these lies do not rise to the level of felonious perjury because the only person authorized to file and prosecute perjury and malfeasance charges is County District Attorney Willis."

"It is not as if these circumstances are unprecedented," McAfee pointed out. "Former President Bill Clinton lied under oath in an attempt to conceal his sexual liaisons with White House intern Monica Lewinsky. The lies he told also could've resulted in a charge of felonious perjury, but his appointed Attorney General Janet Reno declined to press charges. As for malfeasance, misuse of public funds is so widespread these days that any serious effort to combat it would bring government operations to a standstill as wave-after-wave of public officials had to be put on trial. The $700,000 misappropriated in this case pales when compared to the billion dollars of public funds former Vice-President Biden used to extort the firing of a Ukraine prosecutor investigating the shady business dealings of a business that paid Hunter Biden to serve on its board of directors."

Subsequent to Judge McAfee's ruling, Nate Wade resigned from his position "so that District Attorney Willis could continue the fight to save our democracy from its enemies." Willis praised her paramour's "extraordinary bravery against the most serious threat to our country since the Civil War. His selflessness in foregoing the inadequate compensation he was receiving for his efforts is a model worthy of emulation."

In other overturning election news, a Rasmussen poll found that 57% of Democrats are opposed to Congress certifying the electoral vote if Trump wins the presidential election. Biden presidential campaign co-chair Sen. Chris Coons (D-Del) argued that "democracy is too precious to passively allow Trump to seize power just because he has the votes. Hitler had the votes when he was named Chancellor of Germany in 1933. The world cannot afford to make that same kind of mistake with Trump."

If you missed any of the other Semi-News/Semi-Satire posts you can find them at...

https://www.freedomsphoenix.com/Opinion/359695-2024-03-16-semi-news-semi-satire-march-17-2024-edition.htm


TOPICS: Government; History; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: clinton; elections; hitler; perjury; reno; satire; trump

1 posted on 03/16/2024 12:42:04 AM PDT by John Semmens
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2 posted on 03/16/2024 12:44:22 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens
If this isn't satire then the statements made by the Judge are staggering in their implications.

1. A District Attorney can get on the stand and openly commit perjury, but it's ok because only the DA can file charges. So, a perjuring DA gets a pass.

2. A person can openly lie but if the DA doesn't want to file charges, that's ok too.

By those standards, how can people in Fulton County ever trust in the concept of blind justice again? What if there is a pattern of lies by the DA and/or her witnesses which sends people to prison for lengthy sentences, or gets them the death penalty? Well, it's ok I guess, as long as the DA does it.

If the voters don't toss both these jackasses out then they should never expect fair trials.

3 posted on 03/16/2024 1:07:39 AM PDT by Enterprise
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To: Enterprise

Also she gave testimony that undermined the credibility of cell phone location tracking data, which is used to put people in prison all the time.

And don’t forget, there is now bad blood between Fani and the Cobb County DA’s office.


4 posted on 03/16/2024 2:17:21 AM PDT by Steely Tom ([Voter Fraud] == [Civil War])
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To: John Semmens

This level of corruption has not been seen ever since Joe Biden was president and Merrick Garland was US Attorney General. They were real criminals that enriched themselves and their crime families with millions, not like Fani Willis and Nathan Wade that enriched themselves with only a few hundred thousand dollars.


5 posted on 03/16/2024 2:49:11 AM PDT by George J. Jetso
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To: John Semmens
I for one don't like the decision, either. BUT...I don't think this story is done yet. Will the “defendants” file an appeal? If so, there is still time for justice to be done right, as in “everyone must follow the rule of law, even ex-presidents” ... and district attorneys, Fani.
6 posted on 03/16/2024 3:04:41 AM PDT by asinclair (What doesn't kill you makes you stronger)
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To: John Semmens

Let the Bar do their job...Except they won’t do anything because she’s not been convicted of anything. We need someone to press charges....and convict this bi***.


7 posted on 03/16/2024 3:54:51 AM PDT by Sacajaweau
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8 posted on 03/16/2024 3:55:40 AM PDT by Liz (This then is how we should pray: Our Father who art in heaven, Hallowed be thy name. )
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To: John Semmens

The only condition Ms. Willis has to meet is to persuade her sex-partner Nate Wade to withdraw from the case. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Lex coitus interuptus

He had to pull it out , Fani is now seeking another heavy hanger.


9 posted on 03/16/2024 4:07:20 AM PDT by Candor7 (Ask not for whom Trump Trolls,He trolls for thee!),<img src="" width=500</img><a href="">tag</a>)
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To: John Semmens
Kangaroo court is one where a prosecuting DA commits perjury, misuse of public funds, and campaign fund violations but charges are dismissed for her by a biased judge who is up for re-election!!!!

To cover the tracks though a dolt acting as prosecuting attorney, who participated in the 'action', is simply removed from the case! Again, no charges!

BTW the defendant in the case, who did nothing wrong, is still on trial!!!!

Sounds like some sort of Animal Farm justice, now doesn't it?????

10 posted on 03/16/2024 5:00:57 AM PDT by eeriegeno (Checks and balances??? What checks and balances?)
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A fantastic product is on the market to treat the Willis "odor of mendacity."


11 posted on 03/16/2024 5:23:09 AM PDT by Enterprise
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To: John Semmens

They lied about sex - the Bill Clinton precedent...


12 posted on 03/16/2024 5:45:56 AM PDT by OrioleFan (Republicans believe every day is July 4th, Democrats believe every day is April 15th.)
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To: John Semmens

Judge Exonerates Fani Willis and then heads to Fani’s for a bit of frisky


13 posted on 03/16/2024 5:58:22 AM PDT by butlerweave
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To: Enterprise
how can people in Fulton County ever trust in the concept of blind justice again?

The voters in Fulton County are overwhelmingly Democrat and so they're not interested in blind justice. They want the legal system to go after their political opponents.
14 posted on 03/16/2024 5:59:15 AM PDT by Dan in Wichita
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To: Steely Tom

Good point.....she gave falsified testimony that undermined the credibility of cell phone location tracking data, which is used to put people in prison all the time.


15 posted on 03/16/2024 5:59:58 AM PDT by Liz (This then is how we should pray: Our Father who art in heaven, Hallowed be thy name. )
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To: John Semmens

Da judge is running for re-election and didn’t want to lose the black vote.


16 posted on 03/16/2024 6:07:11 AM PDT by chopperk (s to )
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To: John Semmens

You forgot to mention that accusing certain people of committing perjury is racist.


17 posted on 03/16/2024 7:46:55 AM PDT by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open (<o> --- )
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To: Steely Tom

That’s a very interesting point. Fanny made that statement under oath, in her official capacity as a Government Official. She should be getting tons of subpoenas from defense attorneys.


18 posted on 03/16/2024 6:14:09 PM PDT by Enterprise
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