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*** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD ***
3/25/05 | TheBigB

Posted on 03/25/2005 8:16:07 AM PST by TheBigB

Woo Hooooo! TGIF and Happy Easter everyone!! Time for another FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD! As always, feel free to post jokes, silly pics, nonsensical statements, or even to IGNORE THIS THREAD!

"Happy Easter!"

"Arrrgh, silliness!"

"Ahhh, Friday!"


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To: beachn4fun

Geez...the next one is better than the last! I gotta get crackin'...I can see I'm on the silliness thread!


141 posted on 03/25/2005 9:46:44 AM PST by pelikan
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To: TheBigB
A Belarussian military instructor plays with her dog in a frontier guards' cynology center near the town of Smorgon, some 140 km north-west of Minsk, March 23, 2005. Every year the center prepares more than one hundred instructors with trained dogs for guarding Belarus' border.  Reuters/Vasily Fedosenko
Wed Mar 23,11:57 AM ET
Reuters

A Belarussian military instructor plays with her dog in a frontier guards' cynology center near the town of Smorgon, some 140 km north-west of Minsk, March 23, 2005. Every year the center prepares more than one hundred instructors with trained dogs for guarding Belarus' border. Reuters/Vasily Fedosenko

142 posted on 03/25/2005 9:47:02 AM PST by TheOtherOne
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To: E Rocc

The truth about Carter's brain.







143 posted on 03/25/2005 9:49:02 AM PST by Lady Jag (Honor and dignity)
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To: Mercat

LITTLE TONY ON GETTING OLDER

Little TONY was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another. After the 6th one a man on the bench across from him said,

"Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat"

Little TONY replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old."

The man asked, "Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?"

Little TONY answered, "No, he minded his own f****** business.


144 posted on 03/25/2005 9:49:08 AM PST by Arrowhead1952 (TV News and the MSM - - - ROTFLMAO)
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To: TheBigB

Have fun? On Good Friday? While Terri Schiavo is dying with the approval of the majority of Americans?

Ok, it´s your birthday, I wish you well! But please understand, that this isn´t a happy day for many people.

God bless you!


145 posted on 03/25/2005 9:49:11 AM PST by Michael81Dus
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To: Conspiracy Guy; BJClinton

Yup. Not a whole lot passed over my plate untouched.


146 posted on 03/25/2005 9:49:38 AM PST by jtminton (<--Updated 03/25)
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To: Bella_Bru

Virgin son ask his shy father what to do on his wedding night.

Father replies "Well son, you take the long thing you used to play with and put it where she pees."

Later that evening, a confused bride wonders why there is a baseball bat in the toilet.


147 posted on 03/25/2005 9:50:32 AM PST by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: TheBigB

Senility Prayer

God grant me
The senility to forget the people I never liked,
the good fortune to run into the ones That I do like,
and the eyesight to tell the difference.


148 posted on 03/25/2005 9:50:33 AM PST by peacebaby (somewhere at the beach there's an empty chair just waiting for me.)
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To: newfrpr04; All
It's been a long dreary week, Terri S. case is draining.

To all who have found it difficult to be happy this week I have a thought that may bring a smile to your face.

In my view of heaven, Terri will be allowed to be president when G-d is interviewing Michael.

And she WILL be able to speak.

Shalom.

149 posted on 03/25/2005 9:51:18 AM PST by ArGee (Why do we let the abnormal tell us what's normal?)
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To: TheBigB

150 posted on 03/25/2005 9:51:28 AM PST by pelikan
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To: Dog Gone

Thanks for the PBS cartoon.


151 posted on 03/25/2005 9:51:43 AM PST by Pearls Before Swine
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To: TheBigB
B, you have *behaving* FReepmail.
152 posted on 03/25/2005 9:51:44 AM PST by Miss Behave (Man who fart in church sit in own pew.)
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To: maggiefluffs

ROTFLOL! I love your pics!


153 posted on 03/25/2005 9:53:47 AM PST by pelikan
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To: Jet Jaguar

HI Jet!


154 posted on 03/25/2005 9:54:23 AM PST by pelikan
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To: Michael81Dus

We are sad about Terri, but unfortunately it appears that no one is going to stop this horror. But, you have to let loose and laugh for a little bit or it is going to eat you up. Through the laughter we are trying to deal with the injustice and heal the wounds that have been ripped into us by judicial tyranny.


155 posted on 03/25/2005 9:54:50 AM PST by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: Mercat

Happy Birthday!


156 posted on 03/25/2005 9:55:05 AM PST by Bella_Bru (You're about as funny as a case sensitive search engine.)
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To: TheBigB
Birth of a Candy Bar
157 posted on 03/25/2005 9:58:35 AM PST by zippee
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To: jtminton

I'm the same way. Everyone else gets food poisoning and I'm ready for a second helping.


158 posted on 03/25/2005 9:59:29 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (dotdotdot dashdashdash dotdotdot)
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To: TheBigB

Took care of your light work earlier and forgot to ping you.


159 posted on 03/25/2005 9:59:44 AM PST by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: TheBigB

How To Sell Lawnmowers


A young man just got a new job running the register at a store. The old-timer said he would teach him how to sell things. "Watch how I do it" he said to the new hire as a man came up to the counter.

The customer put a bag of grass seed on the counter. The old-timer then said to him "You know when you plant those seeds and the grass starts growing you're going to need a new lawnmower to cut that grass." "You know," said the man, "I do need to get a new mower, sure I'll take one."

After the customer left, the new kid said, "I think I see what you mean. Let me handle this next one." A man then stepped up to the counter and set down a box of tampons. The young salesman then said, "You know you should get you a new lawnmower to go with that."

The man then asked the young salesman, "What are you talking about?" "Well," he said, "It looks like your weekend's shot so you might as well cut the grass!"


160 posted on 03/25/2005 9:59:56 AM PST by day10 (Rules cannot substitute for character.)
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