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Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000
I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.
This is your first warning.
Do not try and resist.
It is useless.
Accept your fate.
You will be assimilated.
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To: The Zontron 7000
This actually betrays a view of the "progressive" left as The Borg. Not too far off, at times!
141
posted on
10/27/2005 10:03:43 AM PDT
by
pogo101
To: The Zontron 7000
Sorry I missed your zot.
142
posted on
10/27/2005 10:07:23 AM PDT
by
jellybean
(George Allen 2008)
To: absolootezer0
Heh!
That's one of the more creative versions of the Jolly Roger I've seen.
To: Do not dub me shapka broham
Is this reply 'under the wire' ZOT-wise?
144
posted on
10/27/2005 10:36:36 AM PDT
by
Ethrane
("semper consolar")
To: The Zontron 7000; Delta 21
145
posted on
10/27/2005 10:39:41 AM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(All I want is a kind word, a warm bed, and unlimited power)
To: Petronski
146
posted on
10/27/2005 10:41:37 AM PDT
by
dorathexplorer
(Think you're perfect? Have children, they will show you your faults - by immitating them.)
To: The Zontron 7000
If conservatives are political neanderthals, then liberals or self proclaimed progressives are political australopiths. The same weak tyrant appeasing crap remains that, regardless of whether Karl Marx wrote it or a Pope in middle ages mandated it. Has history taught you nothing? It cetainly does not teach that government is the solution.
147
posted on
10/27/2005 10:42:16 AM PDT
by
miloklancy
(The biggest problem with the Democrats is that they are in office.)
To: The Zontron 7000
Accept your own fate.
148
posted on
10/27/2005 10:46:58 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(If you shake a stick of garlic butter at a vampire, will it keep him away?)
To: Constitution Day
I'm doing this as hard as I can.
149
posted on
10/27/2005 10:47:54 AM PDT
by
rattrap
To: Dead Corpse
"I've got meathooks, but this isn't me in the photo either."
Those aren't my XXL hands either.
To: The Zontron 7000; 4mycountry; King Prout
I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.Infiltrate: To penetrate, or cause to penetrate, (a region or group) gradually or stealthily, so as to attack or the seize control from within.
Hmmm. Remedial vocabulary and basic boot camp.
This is your first warning.
There will be others? Copy the definitions of both "infiltrate" and "stealth" 250 times each, to be handed in first thing tomorrow morning.
Do not try and resist.
Try?There is no try. There is only do or do not. Right now, I cannot resist mocking you. Double remedial philosophy for you.
It is useless.
Nothing is ever "useless" for it can always be used as an example of what not to do, much like your post. Let's add Intro to Economics and Conservation.
Accept your fate.
I believe that what you meant to say was: "Do what I want, or else". This can only lead to the resistance which you claim is "useless". For this puerile threat, we shall add Intro to Logic, with an emphasis on circular arguments, and Beginner's Debate Club to your studies.
You will be assimilated.
You failed to note the source of your quote and your writing lacks both originality and wit. Please review the following: Book Reports - Part 1: Documentation and Introductory Creative Writing.
Grade: D. Re-write this abysmally simplistic post. Give us something that we can really sink our teeth into.
Professor Alice
151
posted on
10/27/2005 11:23:31 AM PDT
by
Alice au Wonderland
(A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
To: The Zontron 7000
To: Alice au Wonderland
Somebody got
153
posted on
10/27/2005 11:55:15 AM PDT
by
4mycountry
(You cannot oppose fate. Blame it, you can do, but oppose it? No way.) (ToS logic)
To: The Zontron 7000
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
154
posted on
10/27/2005 11:56:26 AM PDT
by
YourAdHere
(Viking kitties taste like chicken.)
To: alice_in_bubbaland
You are an idiot! Geesh..........get a life Dr. Spock wannabee...
What does his post have to do with child rearing?
155
posted on
10/27/2005 12:30:24 PM PDT
by
newcats
To: Lady Jag
'ee's just pinin.
Hurry up and get the paver off the truck!
156
posted on
10/27/2005 12:43:24 PM PDT
by
Delta 21
(MKC USCG-ret)
To: newcats
Gee... your the 1st to pick up that one, s/b Mr. Spock! LOL! :) (realized the mistake after I posted.)
To: Alice au Wonderland
*bowing in abject humility*
that was a thing of beauty!
158
posted on
10/27/2005 2:15:35 PM PDT
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: The Zontron 7000; timpad; TBarnett34; MeekOneGOP; PetroniDE; Lady Jag; mhking; glock rocks; ...
We are the Viking Kitties and you are nothing more than a pile of radio-active ashes to be flushed....All of your Java belongs to us...
Please let me know if you want ON or OFF my Viking Kitty/ZOT ping list!. . .don't be shy.
159
posted on
10/27/2005 4:31:17 PM PDT
by
darkwing104
(Let's get dangerous)
To: Delta 21
Better late than never!
160
posted on
10/27/2005 4:48:49 PM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(All I want is a kind word, a warm bed, and unlimited power)
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