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(Vanity) Political Limerick 1-27-2006
grey_whiskers ^ | 1-27-2006 | gre_whiskers

Posted on 01/26/2006 11:16:20 PM PST by grey_whiskers

See this thread first for example.

John Kerry called a filbuster

'gainst Alito, but he could muster

much less than 40 votes

so, (unlike the Swift Boats)

no Purple Heart--more like George Custer


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Lurch is a dork.

Cheers!

1 posted on 01/26/2006 11:16:22 PM PST by grey_whiskers
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To: grey_whiskers

Kerry, with Swiss, says "Stop Alito"
Kenedy, with the drunks thinks "Neato"
Frist says no filibuster
The votes John cannot muster
Samuel says "I'll take my seat-oh!"


2 posted on 01/27/2006 3:48:07 AM PST by No Longer Free State (No event has just one cause, no person has just one motive, no action has just the intended effect)
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Kerry avoids Senate duties
(Afraid he'll catch Democrat cooties.)
He knows he's elected
But instead he's selected
To put on his Swiss-made ski booties.
3 posted on 01/27/2006 4:22:14 AM PST by syriacus (Kerry avoids Senate duties, afraid he'll catch Democrat cooties.)
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Wonderful limerick

Lucky for us, the Democrats don't seem to realize they are so inspiring.

4 posted on 01/27/2006 4:26:17 AM PST by syriacus (Kerry avoids Senate duties, afraid he'll catch Democrat cooties.)
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To: syriacus
Lucky for us, the Democrats don't seem to realize they are so inspiring.

Thank you.

Any day, I'm hoping to drive the DU moles who lurk here to blow their cover :-)

Cheers!

5 posted on 01/27/2006 6:58:12 PM PST by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To put on his Swiss-made ski booties.

or French panties, as the case may be.

Did you know he served under Teresa?

6 posted on 01/27/2006 6:58:54 PM PST by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: No Longer Free State
Samuel says "I'll take my seat-oh!"

(Massive applause.)

7 posted on 01/27/2006 6:59:28 PM PST by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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