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****The Official Friday Silliness Thread****

Posted on 11/21/2008 4:54:47 AM PST by Lucky9teen

My parents used to tell me many ouvroustories to scare me into doing as I am told.  And I’m not alone; almost all of us have heard some of these myths. Who knows, perhaps some of us still believe in them. Some of these myths may have some truth to them; some may be total hogwash. What is surprising, is that so many have survived until today.

I spent a while reading up on the more common myths, and found seven with which to entertain you.

Myth: Hair and fingernails continue to grow after death

Fact: Spooky, yes, but it is not true. The skin surrounding the hair and nails shrink after death. Worse, this part decomposes at a greater rate than the hair and nails. Hair and nails need hormones to grow, so, it’s really only an illusion, albeit a freaky one.

Myth: Too many carrots will turn skin orange.

Fact: Hypercarotenemia, which is what happens when your skin starts glowing orange, does happen, but you would need a massive amount of carrots to effect this. Experts blame the beta-carotene from carrots for this condition. And even if it does happen, it is not harmful and does not need treatment. It does, however, take a couple of months before your skin is normal.

Myth: Cold, wet weather causes colds and flu

Fact: Even I sometimes believe the veracity of this. It just feels so ‘right’. But the real truth is that we should blame viruses, not the cold weather. So feel free to walk around with wet hair and bare feet during winter. What’s more, experts believe that staying inside more may make it easier to spread germs.

Myth: Eating sugar causes diabetes.

Fact: Suikersiekte, as many of us know this disease, may not be caused by eating too much sugar, no matter what your gran says. A lack of insulin causes diabetes, not regular sugar. So, if you eat cookie number 1001, you may still be quite healthy, and not at risk of diabetes. If your sugar intake increases, it means your calorie intake also rises. Obesity is a strong risk factor for Type 2 Diabetes.

Myth: Knuckle-cracking causes arthritis.

Fact: Perhaps your mother didn’t like the sound of your knuckle-cracking. This may be why she insisted that it would cause arthritis. However, repetitive motion does wear down the joints and the cushioning that protects them. so perhaps knuckle-cracking isn’t such a great idea because it may worsen osteoarthritis, though there’s no evidence to suggest it plays a role in rheumatoid arthritis.

Myth: Chocolate causes acne.

Fact: Don’t stop eating that chocolate you have in your hand. The foods you eat do not cause acne, although we could do with more research to confirm this. stress and hormones may also be culprits, but they only influence acne; they do not cause acne.

Myth: Touching a frog will cause warts.

Fact: Once, when I was very little, I touched a frog and my mother got upset, telling me I’ll get warts on my hands. She tried to get me to take a whizz on my hand, but I politely declined.

Scientific evidence teaches us that the human papilloma virus, or HPV, which is a double-stranded DNA virus, causes warts. Poor frogs, they’re not the transmitters, we humans are.

Myth: Worry and stress can turn your hair grey.

Fact: Regardless of how much stress you may experience, your pigment-producing cells stop working at a certain age. Talk about destiny. You do not have much influence over this, as they are genetically programmed to stop producing pigment some day. So mothers will no longer be able to blame their grey hair on their kids or husband.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: myths; ofst; silliness
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1 posted on 11/21/2008 4:54:47 AM PST by Lucky9teen
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2 posted on 11/21/2008 4:57:22 AM PST by Lucky9teen (The press is still trying to shine the turd...but the stink is becoming too hard to ignore.)
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..and thats when the fight started...

My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, “Do you want to have sex?”

“No,” she answered.

I then said, “Is that your final answer?”

She didn’t even look at me this time, simply saying “Yes.”

So I said, “Then I’d like to phone a friend.”

And that’s when the fight started....


3 posted on 11/21/2008 4:59:20 AM PST by Doogle (USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
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To: Lucky9teen

Yea...

It’s Friday.


4 posted on 11/21/2008 4:59:36 AM PST by CPOSharky (Coming up: Four years of Jimmuh Cartah on crack.)
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To: Lucky9teen

I’m not giving up the frogs cause warts myth. I can’t think of a better reason not to touch them. :-)


5 posted on 11/21/2008 5:00:56 AM PST by PistolPaknMama (Al-Queda can recruit on college campuses but the US military can't! --FReeper airborne)
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To: Lucky9teen
anyone own a cat?
6 posted on 11/21/2008 5:02:37 AM PST by Doogle (USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
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To: Lucky9teen

finally friday.. but is it 5:30 yet?


7 posted on 11/21/2008 5:09:10 AM PST by absolootezer0 ( Detroit: we're so bad, even our mayor is a criminal)
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To: Lucky9teen
Speaking of myths.


8 posted on 11/21/2008 5:11:51 AM PST by PBRSTREETGANG
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To: Lucky9teen
Stop doing that or your face will get stuck that way!


9 posted on 11/21/2008 5:12:00 AM PST by no more apples
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To: no more apples

Lucky # 10


10 posted on 11/21/2008 5:12:43 AM PST by Dacula (So long and thanks for all the fish.)
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To: Lucky9teen
A .44 Magnum will sub for the remote to turn off that annoying commercial.


11 posted on 11/21/2008 5:13:40 AM PST by CholeraJoe (My 401K is in precious metals. Lead, Brass, Titanium and Blued Steel.)
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To: Lucky9teen

That pic of the tv/desk/chair trip brought a chuckle.

Many times I have walked by my TV/DVR and decided to change the channel or turn it off/on. I would have to round up the remote, because I didn’t know which buttons to push on the unit itself. (The buttons are usually tiny and small print, if any label at all.)


12 posted on 11/21/2008 5:17:15 AM PST by TomGuy
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To: Lucky9teen

Ah, I see the problem. Needs more Fung Shui.

Or more cowbell.


13 posted on 11/21/2008 5:17:44 AM PST by savedbygrace (SECURE THE BORDERS FIRST (I'M YELLING ON PURPOSE))
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bkmk


14 posted on 11/21/2008 5:19:20 AM PST by BibChr ("...behold, they have rejected the word of the LORD, so what wisdom is in them?" [Jer. 8:9])
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To: Lucky9teen

15 posted on 11/21/2008 5:21:20 AM PST by JRios1968 (Sarah Palin smash Hulk!)
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To: Lucky9teen

16 posted on 11/21/2008 5:22:02 AM PST by JRios1968 (Sarah Palin smash Hulk!)
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To: Lucky9teen

Happy Friday!


17 posted on 11/21/2008 5:25:45 AM PST by Travis T. OJustice (Change is not a destination, just as hope is not a strategy.)
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To: CholeraJoe; Lucky9teen

Chocolate definitely causes acne in some people. A little is ok, but too much will cause a breakout. It may be related to the fat content.


Elections are held in November because that’s the best month to choose a turkey.


18 posted on 11/21/2008 5:28:18 AM PST by generally (Don't be stupid. We have politicians for that.)
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To: Lucky9teen

***But the real truth is that we should blame viruses, not the cold weather. So feel free to walk around with wet hair and bare feet during winter. What’s more, experts believe that staying inside more may make it easier to spread germs.***

Can’t agree that walking around with wet hair and bare feet during winter doesn’t “cause” colds. If you’ve been exposed to a cold, you might fight it off. But, if you lessen the body’s resistance to it by not taking normal precautions, the cold will win out and you’ll be sneezing, coughing and hoarsely declaring that, “I have a colt in my head.” To which I’ll respond, “You are a little horse, aren’t you?”


19 posted on 11/21/2008 5:30:41 AM PST by kitkat (THE DAY WE LOSE OUR WILL TO FIGHT IS THE DAY WE LOSE OUR FREEDOM.)
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20 posted on 11/21/2008 5:35:39 AM PST by JRios1968 (Sarah Palin smash Hulk!)
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