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Horse goes nuts, then takes a bite [Cringe alert!]
The Australian ^ | 3/12/09

Posted on 03/13/2009 7:44:02 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows

AN Indonesian villager had to be rushed to hospital after a horse bit off one of his testicles during a freak attack.

(Excerpt) Read more at theaustralian.news.com.au ...


TOPICS: Food; Health/Medicine; Pets/Animals; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: ballone; blazingsaddles; cartman; downunder; gelding; jakartabeforehorse; nightmare; onestrikeoneball; ouch; pony; scotttenorman; whenanimalsattack; whenfreaksattack; whoa; wiener; wtf
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1 posted on 03/13/2009 7:44:02 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows
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To: Slings and Arrows

In all truthfulness, the guy wasn’t a freak until after the attack...


2 posted on 03/13/2009 7:45:41 PM PDT by counterpunch (Kenya has two presidents. America has Zero.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

So now I have an image of a hose and a monkey sitting together in a prison cell.

“So, what are ya in for?”


3 posted on 03/13/2009 7:45:48 PM PDT by cripplecreek (The poor bastards have us surrounded.)
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To: Slings and Arrows; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
Polcie believe that the horse was insane and had no accomplices, a hypothesis known as the "lone nut" theory.


4 posted on 03/13/2009 7:46:01 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("I HOPE you like your CHANGE."--MrB)
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To: cripplecreek

Make that a horse.


5 posted on 03/13/2009 7:46:13 PM PDT by cripplecreek (The poor bastards have us surrounded.)
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To: cripplecreek
“Damn, I'm glad we ain't in Connecticut!”
6 posted on 03/13/2009 7:47:21 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("I HOPE you like your CHANGE."--MrB)
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I’ve had worse.


7 posted on 03/13/2009 7:47:33 PM PDT by ClearCase_guy (American Revolution II -- overdue)
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> A witness said the animal suddenly lunged at the man, sinking its teeth into his crotch.

That was a ballsy move. Was Lorenna Bobbit the original owner of the horse?


8 posted on 03/13/2009 7:47:41 PM PDT by max americana
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To: Slings and Arrows

There’s a feed bag joke in here somewhere.


9 posted on 03/13/2009 7:47:58 PM PDT by Jaxter (Si Vis Pacem Para Bellum.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Going a bit squirrelly there, aren’t you?


10 posted on 03/13/2009 7:48:21 PM PDT by rabscuttle385 ("If this be treason, then make the most of it!" —Patrick Henry)
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To: Slings and Arrows

NUT!


11 posted on 03/13/2009 7:49:00 PM PDT by shove_it (and have a nice day)
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“Was Lorenna Bobbit the original owner of the horse?”

No....she just works for tips....


12 posted on 03/13/2009 7:49:22 PM PDT by G Larry (Obama's plan = "STEALING FROM THOSE WHO CREATE THE JOBS!")
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To: Slings and Arrows

Last night it was a monkey killing the boss with a coconut and tonight it’s a horse practicing proactive eugenics.

And so it begins.


13 posted on 03/13/2009 7:49:49 PM PDT by cripplecreek (The poor bastards have us surrounded.)
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To: rabscuttle385
Going a bit squirrelly there, aren’t you?

Nuts!

14 posted on 03/13/2009 7:49:59 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("I HOPE you like your CHANGE."--MrB)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Scott Tenorman?


15 posted on 03/13/2009 7:51:22 PM PDT by chasio649
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To: Slings and Arrows

Make the bad story go away
16 posted on 03/13/2009 7:51:40 PM PDT by MaxMax (RINO=RAT!)
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To: chasio649; EveningStar

Ahh you beat me to it.


17 posted on 03/13/2009 7:52:01 PM PDT by rabscuttle385 ("If this be treason, then make the most of it!" —Patrick Henry)
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18 posted on 03/13/2009 7:54:32 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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To: chasio649; Slings and Arrows; EveningStar

19 posted on 03/13/2009 7:55:14 PM PDT by rabscuttle385 ("If this be treason, then make the most of it!" —Patrick Henry)
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"So I picked it up and brought it to the doctor at the hospital where the victim was being treated."

"You're a braver man than I, Gunga Din."

20 posted on 03/13/2009 7:59:12 PM PDT by HoosierHawk (Democrats - Looting American citizens for generations to come.)
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