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Posted on 05/25/2012 6:15:35 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

For many....

School is out for summer

and

it's on to a 3 day weekend (for most)....


So get your grill on


Maybe hit the beach scene


Or hang out poolside



Or maybe staying inside and watching the tube is your thing?



But, whatever you do...



JUST BE SILLY!!!

And don't forget the ice cream!!



TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: memorialday; ofst; silliness
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On a serious note:

THANK YOU!!!

Now, back to regularly scheduled silliness....

1 posted on 05/25/2012 6:15:37 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
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To: Lucky9teen

Woohoo!! It’s Friday!!!!!


2 posted on 05/25/2012 6:16:35 AM PDT by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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To: Lucky9teen
Ha! In before the Post and in before the Ping!
3 posted on 05/25/2012 6:17:36 AM PDT by starlifter (Pullum sapit)
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To: ShadowAce

wooooooooooooohooooooooooooo!!!!! TOP FIVE. That’s a first.


4 posted on 05/25/2012 6:17:39 AM PDT by NCC-1701 (In Memphis on January 20, 2009, pump price were $1.49. We all know what happened after that.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Thank you for this weekly thread. It provides a needed short break.


5 posted on 05/25/2012 6:18:33 AM PDT by glennaro
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To: NCC-1701

IBTP


6 posted on 05/25/2012 6:18:34 AM PDT by Malone LaVeigh
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To: Lucky9teen

Thank you!
WOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOO TGIF!


7 posted on 05/25/2012 6:19:16 AM PDT by Currentriverrat (People are calling our President the Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers, that's not allowed is it?)
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To: 2111USMC; 21stCenturion; 2ndDivisionVet; 3AngelaD; 4mycountry; 5Madman2; 66-442hot; 6amgelsmama; ...







CLICK HERE TO BE INCLUDED OR TAKEN OFF THE LIST



And if I forgot anyone, I apologize....I am using an old ping list because the current ping list is on a computer I can't access. Stupid thing won't come on...

8 posted on 05/25/2012 6:19:16 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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To: ShadowAce

So, a priest, a rabbi, a prostitute and a gorilla walk into a bar. Bartender sez, “What is this, some kinda joke?!”


9 posted on 05/25/2012 6:19:48 AM PDT by cuban leaf (Were doomed! Details at eleven.)
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To: Lucky9teen
I'm going to do nothing...


10 posted on 05/25/2012 6:20:44 AM PDT by Dallas59 (President Robert Gibbs 2009-2011)
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To: Lucky9teen

I remember that episode of Ren & Stimpy.


11 posted on 05/25/2012 6:23:07 AM PDT by wastedyears ("God? I didn't know he was signed onto the system.")
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To: Lucky9teen
Photobucket

The object of the game is to destroy American capitalism by having the government take over everything! Want to play? No???

Too bad, you're already playing and just don't know it!

12 posted on 05/25/2012 6:30:38 AM PDT by FatherofFive (Islam is evil and must be eradicated)
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To: Lucky9teen; Kathy in Alaska; SevenofNine; StarCMC; MeekMom; MEG33; HiJinx; acad1228; ...
A Catholic Priest, a Baptist Preacher and a Rabbi all served as Chaplains to the students of Northern Michigan University at Marquette in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan.

They would get together two or three times a week for coffee and to talk shop.

One day, someone made the comment that preaching to people isn't really all that hard, a real challenge would be to preach to a bear.

One thing led to another, and they decided to do an experiment. They would all go out into the woods, find a bear, preach to it, and attempt to convert it to their religion.

Seven days later, they all came together to discuss their experiences. Father Flannery, who had his arm in a sling, was on crutches, and had various bandages on his body and limbs, went first.

'Well,' he said, 'I went into the woods to find me a bear. And when I found him, I began to read to him from the Catechism.

Well, that bear wanted nothing to do with me and began to slap me around. So I quickly grabbed my holy water, sprinkled him and, Holy Mary Mother of God, he became as gentle as a lamb. The Bishop is coming out next week to give him first communion and confirmation.'

Reverend Billy Bob spoke next. He was in a wheelchair, had one arm and both legs in casts, and had an IV drip.

In his best fire-and-brimstone oratory, he exclaimed, 'WELL, brothers, you KNOW that we Baptists don't sprinkle! I went out and I FOUND me a bear. And then I began to read to my bear from God's HOLY WORD! But that bear wanted nothing to do with me.

So I took HOLD of him and we began to wrestle. We wrestled down one hill, UP another and DOWN another until we came to a creek. So I quickly DUNKED him and BAPTIZED his hairy soul. And just like you said, he became as gentle as a lamb. We spent the rest of the day praising Jesus. Hallelujah!

The Priest and the Reverend both looked down at the Rabbi, who was lying in a hospital bed. He was in a body cast and traction with IVs and monitors running in and out of him. He was in really bad shape.

The Rabbi looked up and said: "Looking back on it, ....circumcision may not have been the best way to start."

 
13 posted on 05/25/2012 6:31:54 AM PDT by tomkow6 (...................TOMKOW6 ! The ONLY voice of reason & sanity in a chaotic Canteen!...............)
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To: Lucky9teen

A Woman walks into the bedroom with only a sexy skimpy negligee on. She tells her husband he can do anything he wants. So he kisses her passionately, ties her up, and........................................

Goes golfing.


14 posted on 05/25/2012 6:37:25 AM PDT by wyokostur
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To: Lucky9teen

Just in time! Thank you for making Friday silly again!


15 posted on 05/25/2012 6:37:25 AM PDT by holly go-rightly
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To: Lucky9teen

TOP 20!! YAY, FRIDAY!


16 posted on 05/25/2012 6:46:27 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Stamp out circumlocutory sesquepedalianisms!)
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To: Lucky9teen

O.M.G., just discovered I’m rich!
Silver In The Hair
Gold In The Teeth
Crystals In The Kidneys
Sugar In The Blood
Lead In The Ass
Iron In The Arteries
And
An Inexhaustible Supply Of Natural Gas.
I never thought I would accumulate such wealth!


17 posted on 05/25/2012 6:53:50 AM PDT by sockhead (Socialism means equality . . . everyone is equally miserable.)
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To: cuban leaf
A man walks into a bar with a zebra and a parrot. The bartender says "That sounds like the headline of the week!"

Man arrested in drunken driving stunt after taking zebra, parrot on a trip to a bar (5/23/12 | AP)

18 posted on 05/25/2012 7:09:58 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Barack Obama has cut and run from what he called "the right war".)
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To: Lucky9teen; Kathy in Alaska; SevenofNine; StarCMC; MeekMom; MEG33; HiJinx; acad1228; ...
A Republican, in a wheelchair, entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee.

The Republican looked across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus sitting over there?"

The waitress nodded "Yes," so the Republican requested that she give Jesus a cup of coffee, on him.

The next patron to come in was a Libertarian, with a hunched back. He shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked the waitress for a cup of hot tea.

He also glanced across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus, over there?"

The waitress nodded, so the Libertarian asked her to give Jesus a cup of hot tea, "My treat."

The third patron to come into the restaurant was a Democrat on crutches.

He hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered, "Hey there honey! How's about gettin' me a cold mug of Miller Light?"

He too looked across the restaurant and asked, "Isn't that God's boy over there?

The waitress nodded, so the Democrat directed her to give Jesus a cold beer. "On my bill," he said loudly.

As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Republican, touched him and said,

"For your kindness, you are healed." The Republican felt the strength come back into his legs, got up, and danced a jig out the door.

Jesus passed by the Libertarian, touched him and said,

"For your kindness, you are healed." The Libertarian felt his back straightening up and he raised his hands, praised the Lord, and did a series of back flips out the door.

Then, Jesus walked towards the Democrat, just smiling.

The Democrat jumped up and yelled, "Don't touch me ... I'm collecting disability."

19 posted on 05/25/2012 7:10:12 AM PDT by tomkow6 (...................TOMKOW6 ! The ONLY voice of reason & sanity in a chaotic Canteen!...............)
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To: Lucky9teen
Maybe I'll go to the beach this weekend.


20 posted on 05/25/2012 7:13:03 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Barack Obama has cut and run from what he called "the right war".)
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To: Lucky9teen
Or maybe I'll stay in town and take a dip in the pool.


21 posted on 05/25/2012 7:14:19 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Barack Obama has cut and run from what he called "the right war".)
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To: Lucky9teen

ARE WE THERE YET? ARE WE THERE YET? ARE WE THERE YET? ARE WE THERE YET? ARE WE THERE YET? ARE WE THERE YET? ARE WE THERE YET? ARE WE THERE YET? ARE WE THERE YET? ARE WE THERE YET? ARE WE THERE YET? ARE WE THERE YET? ARE WE THERE YET? ARE WE THERE YET? ARE WE THERE YET? ARE WE THERE YET? ARE WE THERE YET? ARE WE THERE YET? ARE WE THERE YET? ARE WE THERE YET? ARE WE THERE YET? ARE WE THERE YET? ARE WE THERE YET? ARE WE THERE YET?

22 posted on 05/25/2012 7:19:22 AM PDT by a fool in paradise
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To: a fool in paradise
It will be a scorcher! Go nuts!


23 posted on 05/25/2012 7:21:16 AM PDT by relictele (We are officially OUT of other people's money!)
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To: Lucky9teen

I think maybe I'll go do some camping.

24 posted on 05/25/2012 7:27:06 AM PDT by MarineBrat (Better dead than red!)
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To: Lucky9teen

I was in a restaurant/bar yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really loud so I timed it with the beat of the music.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee and noticed that everybody was staring at me.

Then it hit me that I was listening to my iPod.


25 posted on 05/25/2012 7:42:29 AM PDT by cuban leaf (Were doomed! Details at eleven.)
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To: tomkow6

BTTT


26 posted on 05/25/2012 7:59:59 AM PDT by E.G.C.
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To: sockhead

ATTENTION:

Your post was monitored by the Administration.

Your claim to wealth accumulation has been documented.

Please answer the knocking at your door, and admit the agents with no questions asked, since they don’t possess warrants to enter.

Be certain to provide your full name, SSAN, and your party affiliation, which can be verified by your party membership card, which should always be in your breast pocket over your heart.

Forward.


27 posted on 05/25/2012 8:00:58 AM PDT by Old Sarge (RIP FReeper Skyraider (1930-2011) - You Are Missed)
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To: Lucky9teen

I earn a seven figure salary. Unfortunately, there’s a decimal point involved.
_____

If you lose one sense, your other senses over-compensate.
That’s why people with no sense of humor have an increased sense of self-importance.
_____

Men are like pantyhose. They either cling, run, or don’t fit right in the crotch.
_____

Longest Password ever...

We laugh — but her I. D. is safe.

During a recent password audit by a company, it was found that an employee was using the following password:

“MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento”

When asked why she had such a long password, she rolled her eyes and said: “Hello! It has to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital.”
_____

Facebooks new rival.......

SILICON VALLEY (The Borowitz Report) – A new social network is about to alter the playing field of the social media world, and it’s called PhoneBook.

According to its creators, who invented the network in their dorm room at Berkeley, PhoneBook is the game-changer that will leave Facebook, Twitter and even the much anticipated Google Buzz in a cloud of dust.

“With PhoneBook, you have a book that has a list of all your friends in the city, plus everyone else who lives there,” says Danny Fruber, one of PhoneBook’s creators.

“When you want to chat with a friend, you look them up in PhoneBook, and find their unique PhoneBook number,” Fruber explains. “Then you enter that number into your phone and it connects you directly to them.”

Another breakout utility of PhoneBook allows the user to arrange face-to-face meetings with his or her friends at restaurants, bars, and other “places,” as Fruber calls them.

“You will be sitting right across from your friend and seeing them in 3-D,” he said. “It’s like Skype, only without the headset.”

PhoneBook will enable friends to play many games as well, such as charades, cards, and a game Fruber believes will be a breakout: Farm.

“In Farm, you have an actual farm where you raise real crops and livestock,” he says. “It’s hard work, but it’s more fun than Mafia, where you actually get killed.”


28 posted on 05/25/2012 8:06:51 AM PDT by unique1
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To: Lucky9teen

29 posted on 05/25/2012 8:10:32 AM PDT by ErnBatavia (A conservative, a liberal and a moderate walked into a bar; barkeep said "Hi Mitt")
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To: Lucky9teen

Fable of the Porcupine
It was the coldest winter ever. Many animals died because of the cold.

The porcupines, realizing the situation, decided to group together to keep warm. This way they covered and protected themselves; but the quills of each one wounded their closest companions.

After a while, they decided to distance themselves one from the other and they began to die, alone and frozen. So they had to make a choice: either accept the quills of their companions or disappear from the Earth.

Wisely, they decided to go back to being together. They learned to live with the little wounds caused by the close relationship with their companions in order to receive the heat that came from the others. This way they were able to survive.

The best relationship is not the one that brings together perfect people, but when each individual learns to live with the imperfections of others and can admire the other person’s good qualities.

The moral of the story is:

Just learn to live with the Pricks in your life


30 posted on 05/25/2012 8:13:38 AM PDT by unique1
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To: Lucky9teen

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.


31 posted on 05/25/2012 8:21:32 AM PDT by r-q-tek86 ("It doesn't matter how smart you are if you don't stop and think" - Dr. Sowell)
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To: Lucky9teen

I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can’t put it down.


32 posted on 05/25/2012 8:22:16 AM PDT by r-q-tek86 ("It doesn't matter how smart you are if you don't stop and think" - Dr. Sowell)
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To: Lucky9teen

Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn’t control her pupils?


33 posted on 05/25/2012 8:23:21 AM PDT by r-q-tek86 ("It doesn't matter how smart you are if you don't stop and think" - Dr. Sowell)
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To: Lucky9teen

34 posted on 05/25/2012 8:25:42 AM PDT by r-q-tek86 ("It doesn't matter how smart you are if you don't stop and think" - Dr. Sowell)
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To: Lucky9teen

A woman asks her husband if he’d like some breakfast. “Bacon and eggs, perhaps a slice of toast? Maybe a nice sectioned grapefruit, and a cup of fresh coffee?”

He declines. “It’s this Viagra,” he says, “It’s really taken the edge off my appetite.”

At lunch time, she asks if he would like something. “A bowl of home made soup, maybe, with a cheese sandwich? Or how about a plate of snacks and a glass of milk?”

Again he declines. “No, thanks. It’s this Viagra,” he says, “It’s really taken the edge off my appetite.”

At dinner time, she asks if he wants anything to eat, offering to go to the cafe and buy him a burger supper. “Or would you rather I make you a pizza from scratch? Or, how about a tasty stir fry? That’ll only take a couple of minutes.”

Once more, he declines. “Again, thanks, but it’s this Viagra. It’s really taken the edge off my appetite.”

“Well, then”, she says, “Would you mind getting off me? I’m STARVING!”


35 posted on 05/25/2012 8:46:12 AM PDT by unique1
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To: Lucky9teen

Have a safe weekend, and thanks for all the silliness you encourage!


36 posted on 05/25/2012 9:36:21 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Stamp out circumlocutory sesquepedalianisms!)
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To: wyokostur

A wife is feeling neglected. Night after night, her hubby comes home from work and goes straight to the computer to surf all his favorite web sites.

So she decides to do something to get his attention. Into her best, revealing negligee, hair piled up on her head, “bedroom” make up and lots of perfume.

She tip toes into the den where hubby is hunched over the computer. Slowly and with a whisper voice, she purrs, “Super sex?”

There’s no response from hubby and she thinks he probably did not hear her so she asks a bit more loudly, “Super Sex ????”. Still no response.

He’s really into his internet. Royally upset, this time she yells “SUPER SEX???!!!!!”

Without turning around, the husband replies, “OK! OK!!!! Enough already. Can’t you see I’m busy? !! I’ll have soup!!”


37 posted on 05/25/2012 9:40:52 AM PDT by llevrok (In today's world, environmentalists would find God out of compliance with the EPA)
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To: a fool in paradise

38 posted on 05/25/2012 9:45:25 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: r-q-tek86

39 posted on 05/25/2012 9:49:00 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: Lucky9teen

40 posted on 05/25/2012 9:50:05 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: MarineBrat

41 posted on 05/25/2012 9:52:39 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: Monkey Face

42 posted on 05/25/2012 9:57:01 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: Lucky9teen; tomkow6

43 posted on 05/25/2012 10:06:33 AM PDT by Old Sarge (RIP FReeper Skyraider (1930-2011) - You Are Missed)
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To: wastedyears

Happy! Happy! Joy! Joy!
Happy! Happy! Joy! Joy!
Happy! Happy! Joy! Joy!
Happy! Happy! Joy! Joy! Joy!

{Smash!}


44 posted on 05/25/2012 10:42:34 AM PDT by Cyber Liberty (Obama considers the Third World morally superior to the United States.)
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To: BenLurkin; Slings and Arrows

Awww...that looks like the late, great Evinrude!

thanks!


45 posted on 05/25/2012 10:50:56 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Stamp out circumlocutory sesquepedalianisms!)
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To: Cyber Liberty

Hi, Cy!


46 posted on 05/25/2012 10:52:04 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Stamp out circumlocutory sesquepedalianisms!)
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To: Old Sarge

Sarge. *ahem*

You may have too much time on your hands, down there in FLA...

Let me know when you need some sane company.

;o]


47 posted on 05/25/2012 10:55:24 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Stamp out circumlocutory sesquepedalianisms!)
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To: Monkey Face

Make you a deal, Face. First hurricane party, I’ll call, howzzat?


48 posted on 05/25/2012 11:07:23 AM PDT by Old Sarge (RIP FReeper Skyraider (1930-2011) - You Are Missed)
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To: Monkey Face

Hiya face! Are you enjoying the summer warmth up there? Just loving it here...108 the other day.


49 posted on 05/25/2012 11:13:32 AM PDT by Cyber Liberty (Obama considers the Third World morally superior to the United States.)
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To: Lucky9teen

50 posted on 05/25/2012 11:14:46 AM PDT by wyokostur
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