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[Lucky9teen]

Lazy Day

When : August 10th

Lazy Day is your chance to goof off, and definitely not work. And, it definitely comes at a good time. Hot, muggy weather makes it easy to kick back and be lazy for a day. If summer chores are not done by now, they can just wait one more day. It is best spent on a hammock, along with your favorite summer beverage.

Whoever said "There's no lazy days...just lazy people." Well, we respectfully disagree. Today is proof positive. It is indeed a Lazy Day. And, we consider that a good thing.

If you enjoy the intent of today, you will also look forward to Relaxation Day. It is coming up soon.

[Monkey Face]

Your Sloth Quotient: 78%

You're a pretty lazy person, and you relish in your own sloth.
While being lazy does feel good, you're missing out on the really good parts of life that take a little work.

How Much Sloth Do You Have?

Blogthings: Quizzes and Tests and Memes, Oh My!

[McLovin60]

You guys are funny.

[Monkey Face]

Right you are. I do that with my 9’s as well!

[Monkey Face]

Thanks, Ben! (Although, in view of our history, I sort of expected a cute little monkey face...) :o]

[BenLurkin]

[a fool in paradise]

There IS more to life than just bacon.

[Slings and Arrows]

Now that is an AWESOME mixed grill!

[Monkey Face]

Awwwww....

Thanks, Ben! You ROCK! :o])

[Monkey Face]

DIETARY OVERLOAD!!

[Mechanicos]

The Sister - Nun - asks her 3rd grade class what they wanted to be when they grew up. A little girl raised her hand.
“I wanna be a prostitute.” she declared.
The sister flushed: “Uh, what did you say, Missy?”
“I said, I wanna be a prostitute!”
The Sister’s knees buckled. “Would you please repeat that?” she stammered.

“I said, I WANNA BE A PROSTITUTE!!!”

“Oh thank Heavens,” The Sister sighed. “for a moment I thought you said you wanted to be a Protestant!

[BerryDingle]

I was in Florida....and I saw a bumper sticker on a parked car that read ‘I miss Newark.’

So I broke the window, stole the radio and left a note that read, “I hope this helps.”

[a fool in paradise]

Beer thirty laziness PING

Four bears break into cabin; drink 100 beers (Yahoo August 10, 2012)

[BerryDingle]

Here are the Five Rules for Men to Follow for a Happy Life that Russell J. Larsen had inscribed on his headstone in Logan, Utah. He died not knowing that he would win the ‘Coolest Headstone’ contest.

FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE:

1. It’s important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job.

2. It’s important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

3. It’s important to have a woman who you can trust, and doesn’t lie to you.

4. It’s important to have a woman who is good in bed, and likes to be with you.

5. It’s very, very important that these four women do not know each other or you could end up dead like me.

[BerryDingle]

The other night I was invited out for a night with the ‘girls.’
I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, ‘I promise!’
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily.
Around 3 a..m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.

Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times.

Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another
9 times.

I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him.

(Even when totally smashed.... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals = 12 cuckoos
MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in.
I told him ‘MIDNIGHT’... he didn’t seem upset in the least.

Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said ‘We need a new cuckoo clock.’

When I asked him why, he said, ‘Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said ‘oh shit.’ Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.

[Missy Fallon]

In late. Was focusing on packing to move.

[visualops]

LOL!

[BenLurkin]

[RedMDer]

ROFLOLOLOL!

[musicman]

[RedMDer]

WooHoo!