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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

Posted on 02/08/2013 4:57:15 AM PST by Lucky9teen



Yeh....not feeling well today guys, so have at it with some random silliness.











TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: ofst; sick; silliness
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To: Lucky9teen

My brand name is:

BLUE WINGS!

Bow down lesser brands!


21 posted on 02/08/2013 5:41:44 AM PST by CSM (Keeper of the Dave Ramsey Ping list. FReepmail me if you want your beeber stuned.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Melissa goes to the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is published.

The Obit Editor informs her that there is a charge of 50 cents per word.

She pauses, reflects, and then she says,

“Well then, let it read “Paul Dyer died.”

Amused at Melissa’s thriftiness, the editor tells her that there is a seven word minimum for all obituaries.

She thinks it over and in a few seconds says, In that case, let it read, “Paul Dyer died.... GOLF CLUBS FOR SALE.”


22 posted on 02/08/2013 5:42:12 AM PST by Arrowhead1952 (Dims are stupid, period. End of conversation.)
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To: verga

Luv it!


23 posted on 02/08/2013 5:42:40 AM PST by MagnoliaB
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To: CSM

Somehow I don’t think Black Grits is gonna make any money.


24 posted on 02/08/2013 5:45:51 AM PST by ArGee (An open mind is like an open window - if you don't have a screen, you get flies.)
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To: The Chief

"...well, the bigger flakes are starting to fall. I plan to go into my den, wake up Sunday afternoon around 3pm...and forage for berries and twigs"

25 posted on 02/08/2013 5:46:18 AM PST by Doogle (USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
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To: CSM
bite me, peon ...

Black Jack Daniels

Send your tax refund to me

26 posted on 02/08/2013 5:49:26 AM PST by knarf (I say things that are true ... I have no proof ... but they're true)
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To: Lucky9teen

27 posted on 02/08/2013 5:49:39 AM PST by Old Sarge (We are officially over the precipice, we just havent struck the ground yet...)
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To: Lucky9teen

Black Burger


28 posted on 02/08/2013 5:50:38 AM PST by BlueLancer ("Oh, man, that's a lot of Indians!" [LTC George A. Custer, 1876, near the Little Bighorn Valley])
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To: Lucky9teen

It happens when you ping large pinglists.


29 posted on 02/08/2013 5:53:43 AM PST by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: CSM

BAND name.


30 posted on 02/08/2013 6:14:01 AM PST by PeaceBeWithYou (De Oppresso Liber! (50 million and counting in Afghanistan and Iraq))
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To: Lucky9teen

Plaid Quesadilla - mostly we sing covers of Casting Crowns.


31 posted on 02/08/2013 6:15:09 AM PST by RoadGumby (This is not where I belong, Take this world and give me Jesus.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Green Porkchop rockin’ the Una Hausen An Graten.


32 posted on 02/08/2013 6:22:16 AM PST by jag.drafting (I don't know...)
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To: verga

government employees and obama?


33 posted on 02/08/2013 6:22:24 AM PST by Girlene
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To: Lucky9teen
Blue Nut & Honey Crunch...

Could be worse. I guess.

34 posted on 02/08/2013 6:23:47 AM PST by IYAS9YAS (Rose, there's a Messerschmitt in the kitchen. Clean it up, will ya?)
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To: Lucky9teen
Check out this compilation:

The Dangers of Being a Reporter

Why couldn't this happen to Chris Matthews??

35 posted on 02/08/2013 6:30:18 AM PST by ken5050 ("One useless man is a shame, two are a law firm, three or more are a Congress".. John Adams)
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To: Lucky9teen

“So why it pings 3 times, I don’t know. I know others on FR that have ping lists, have that same problem, so it’s an FR thing and hopefully they’ll get it fixed some day.”

It is a system glich with FR and I have heard that the more members on your list, the more times it posts! With a triple ping, that is a reflection that you have a large ping list! I have the Dave Ramsey Ping list and with 156 members on my list, I only get a double ping!

Silliness rules over fudiciary responsibility! ;-)


36 posted on 02/08/2013 6:32:30 AM PST by CSM (Keeper of the Dave Ramsey Ping list. FReepmail me if you want your beeber stuned.)
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To: Lucky9teen

37 posted on 02/08/2013 6:35:52 AM PST by Malone LaVeigh
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To: Lucky9teen

Black Potatoes makes the Top 40 or so!


38 posted on 02/08/2013 6:43:02 AM PST by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (Taking away guns will do nothing to stop violence.)
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To: Malone LaVeigh

39 posted on 02/08/2013 6:43:11 AM PST by cartan
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To: knarf

You drunkards always break the rules! It was supposed to be the last thing you ate.....Hmm, I might have to have an Ale dinner this evening, so you might just be on to something.


40 posted on 02/08/2013 6:54:33 AM PST by CSM (Keeper of the Dave Ramsey Ping list. FReepmail me if you want your beeber stuned.)
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