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No Tinfoil needed

Posted on 03/15/2013 10:16:41 AM PDT by Cajun Jihad

Edited on 03/15/2013 10:18:18 AM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]

Greetings fellow patriots! Houston we have a problem! A big one. I'm located in South Louisina 337. On February 28 a white SUV pulled up to the house with red DHS lettering with Texas plates. (Texas WTH i thought y'all were with us) I saw them pull in the drive an met them outside at their truck 2 agents late 40s-50s. They say Hi we are here doing a survey. One agent pulls out 3 volumes (looked like phone books almost sizewise) He ruffles through the pages in first then second volume. He finds my list (The 1 that they don't have). he says so we are doing a survey and we are going around visiting everyone and trying to verify if you own or still have these firearms. He proceeds to show me my list. Every gun i bought from a dealer is on this list. Every one from 22s to Mosin Nagants and everything in between. I was blown away and still am. Many bricks have been shat since then! I told them nah i don't have any of those dangerous baby killers gave them all away after Newtown. They left but sat parked down the road for a couple hours. Probably coordinating drone strike. I have ony told a couple of close friends i trust. I've been tryng to keep it together. The first person i told also had a visit exactly 2 weeks before me. He ordered a questionable part off the net an that's what the agents told him they were after. He lives 5 minutes down the road. I was freaked then but I didn't think anything of it you know he brought it on himself. Until i got a visit. All my stuff is legal and above board. No worries on that part. But then why did i recieve a visit? I don't know i've been gripped with fear since. Keeping watch on my porch, almost sleeping outside some nights. And then yesterday my wife's friends parents who are an hour north of us got a visit. Only the mom was home and she told them to hit the street. These people are farmers and have guns but mostly Fudd guns and relics passed down. The father was going somewhere on business this weekend and next week. He cancelled. Even the Fudds aren't safe from this. My only solace in all of this is the 3 massive volumes the jackboots had. I know i'm not the only one. I don't know what to do?! It took this long for me to tell somebody else. My wife and i are scared [crap]less!I'm not sure if they are testing the waters seeing who will comply. Or if it's something else entirely. Why down here? Why not in Commiefornia or one of these other liberal dreamlands? I thougt we were good we just voted to strengthen the 2nd in our state. i just keep saying in my head. WTF?


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To: Darksheare

How’s the castle going?


201 posted on 03/15/2013 4:42:23 PM PDT by A CA Guy ( God Bless America, God Bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: momtothree
you sound like a wuss. I’m so scared and WTF? IBTZ.

LOL!

Good one!

202 posted on 03/15/2013 4:43:05 PM PDT by Eaker (Manners are good when one may have to back up his acts with his life. — Robert A. Heinlein.)
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To: fanfan

Paid every year and displayed in the Windshield.
Supposed to pay for the upkeep of the roads...LOL
With out it your Insurance is void.
No Annual vehicle inspection test (MOT) and your Insurance is void.
Without both of the above ,the disk can not be purchased.

So yes, think it's the same. :)

203 posted on 03/15/2013 4:43:42 PM PDT by moose07 (the truth will out ,one day. liberals and logic: Never confuse the two! Hi MI# !)
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To: moose07

If my four-slice toaster was implicated, please feel free to arrest it. Only two slices have ever worked. I’ve been reduced to using a griddle or the toaster oven for making toast and stuff.


204 posted on 03/15/2013 4:43:46 PM PDT by Silentgypsy (I must be all here, because everyone keeps telling me I'm not all there.)
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To: TheOldLady

Thank you, TOL! I have arrived safely. Power to the UTers!


205 posted on 03/15/2013 4:46:10 PM PDT by Silentgypsy (I must be all here, because everyone keeps telling me I'm not all there.)
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To: TheOldLady; Slings and Arrows; Arrowhead1952; Tax-chick; Old Sarge; tomkat; darkwing104; ...
Caesar Cat Says: BEWARE THE IDES OF MARCH!!!!


206 posted on 03/15/2013 4:47:56 PM PDT by KC_Lion (Build the America you want to live in at your address, and keep looking up.-Sarah Palin)
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To: Silentgypsy
The Toaster can be taken in to ‘Assist with enquires’ if you wish.
Are you willing to make a formal statement so this can be actioned?
(yes they do speak like this)

How are you today SG?

207 posted on 03/15/2013 4:50:07 PM PDT by moose07 (the truth will out ,one day. liberals and logic: Never confuse the two! Hi MI# !)
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To: darkwing104

208 posted on 03/15/2013 4:50:36 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
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To: TheOldLady

Hey

Love the little icon at the bottom!!!!

May you and your Viking kitties have a lovely Ides of March and Caturday my friend.

Happy Caturday to all hoomins and kitties


209 posted on 03/15/2013 4:51:45 PM PDT by Gefn ("I am waiting for a rebirth of wonder")
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To: Cajun Jihad

Could you please beg the Mods to let you return? I want to be your friend.........


210 posted on 03/15/2013 4:52:35 PM PDT by Hot Tabasco (This space for rent)
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To: Cyber Liberty; Tax-chick; Monkey Face; Darksheare; TheOldLady
"Not to worry, New FRiend...Your first thread is going to eventually collect several thousand posts...."

That's awesome!

211 posted on 03/15/2013 4:52:53 PM PDT by Flotsam_Jetsome (No more usurpers.)
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To: Cajun Jihad

Nothing like coming in with a bang!


212 posted on 03/15/2013 4:55:30 PM PDT by null and void (Gun confiscation enables tyranny. Don't enable tyranny.)
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To: Cajun Jihad

after taking the time to sign up and taking the time to write that then you sure haven;t got much of a life.

Oh and how much does OFA pay these days?


213 posted on 03/15/2013 4:56:19 PM PDT by manc (Marriage =1 man + 1 woman,when they say marriage equality then they should support polygamy)
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To: fanfan

Just worked out there this afternoon among the seedlings. Will take photos and post when the little cutie pies stick their heads up. Or perhaps I have washed away the seedling with overly vigorous watering. We must plant on! (((Hugs)))


214 posted on 03/15/2013 4:58:08 PM PDT by Silentgypsy (I must be all here, because everyone keeps telling me I'm not all there.)
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To: manc
how much does OFA pay these days?

looks pretty shabby:

https://my.barackobama.com/page/content/fellowsfaq/

215 posted on 03/15/2013 4:59:14 PM PDT by nascarnation (Baraq's economic policy: trickle up poverty)
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To: moose07

Our sticker goes on the rear license plate.
Supposed to pay for the upkeep of the roads...LOL

As if, eh? More like to pay the bloated union salaries and benefits, but I digress.

We are charged $82 for our sticker. Gasoline is around $1.28/L.

216 posted on 03/15/2013 5:02:34 PM PDT by fanfan ("If Muslim kids were asked to go to church on Sunday and take Holy Communion there would be war.")
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To: Cyber Liberty

‘We may have a new home over here....’

I hate it when those dang space people fly by, the lights flicker and dim and the house shakes for the next 40 minutes.

This thread is almost guaranteed to have 6 more weeks of kittens...


217 posted on 03/15/2013 5:03:12 PM PDT by Delta Dawn
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To: moose07

Dear Mr. Moose,
Got caught up in gardening activities earlier after routine medical checkup. They ostensibly will mail us the lab results. I feel a great deal better than I did earlier this year when I apparently contracted a couple of viruses (viri?). I am so blessed to be here on the UT with all the other gloriously wonderful UTers! Don’t worry about the toaster—I’ve addressed worse threats. You take care!


218 posted on 03/15/2013 5:03:42 PM PDT by Silentgypsy (I must be all here, because everyone keeps telling me I'm not all there.)
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To: fanfan
Oh, Man!

I was just about to read this thread. Just because you’re paranoid, it doesn’t mean that nobody is out to get you. You know.

Should I ping the Nut Job Conspiracy Theory Ping list, just on general principles?

219 posted on 03/15/2013 5:06:48 PM PDT by null and void (Gun confiscation enables tyranny. Don't enable tyranny.)
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To: Silentgypsy

I am looking forward to pics of your growing things! When in doubt, keep seeding. ;-)

My wintersowing is outside tonight in winds of 30 mph, and temps of 7F.


220 posted on 03/15/2013 5:10:08 PM PDT by fanfan ("If Muslim kids were asked to go to church on Sunday and take Holy Communion there would be war.")
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