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Government Classifies Bacon as a Schedule 1 Drug
Posted on 09/06/2013 1:10:04 PM PDT by Talisker
21 USC § 812 (b) (1) (b) (22)
No joke - check it out yourself.
Into the slammer, bacon pushers.
TOPICS: Food; Humor
KEYWORDS: bacon; baconbaconbaconbaco; baconloversunite; humor; morebaconpleeeeze; omg; rofl; savemybacon
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To: Talisker
This stupid gub mint headed by a quota boy can screw with guns, abortion, edumacation, etc, but they will be in a world of trouble when they start messing with our love of BACON.
Hear me ya berry stooped obammy?
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posted on
09/06/2013 2:26:53 PM PDT
by
Joe Boucher
((FUBO) ( Hey Rubio, eat pooh pal))
To: Talisker
Sheesh, Google too much of a strain? Here:
http://codes.lp.findlaw.com/uscode/21/13/I/B/812
If you wish to encourage others to investigate something which you find interesting, it helps to make access as easy as possible.
http://codes.lp.findlaw.com/uscode/21/13/I/B/812
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posted on
09/06/2013 2:34:32 PM PDT
by
BwanaNdege
("Life is short. It's even shorter if you suggest going out for pizza on your anniversary" Peter Egan)
To: IYAS9YAS
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posted on
09/06/2013 2:44:27 PM PDT
by
GeronL
To: Talisker
Your utter lack of a sense of humor, blowhard arrogance, ridiculous self-importance, complete lack of common sense, and itsy-bitsy tiny little mind, wilted my flowers, you jerk. Thanks! You made my day!
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posted on
09/06/2013 2:45:19 PM PDT
by
justlurking
(tagline removed, as demanded by Admin Moderator)
To: mountn man
You forgot bacon ice cream:
Yes, this is a Photoshop'ed joke. But, if you search the 'Net, you'll find recipes for it.
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posted on
09/06/2013 2:50:05 PM PDT
by
justlurking
(tagline removed, as demanded by Admin Moderator)
To: Talisker
The mussie politico’s must be behind this. I can’t wait to see what will happen if the FDA bans bacon or any pork product.
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posted on
09/06/2013 3:03:51 PM PDT
by
SkyDancer
(A white woman would be accused of racism if she gave birth to a white baby.)
To: moose07
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posted on
09/06/2013 3:06:31 PM PDT
by
RedMDer
(http://www.dontfundobamacare.com/)
To: BwanaNdege
If you wish to encourage others to investigate something which you find interesting, it helps to make access as easy as possible. Helloooooo! WHY would I want to make it easy for people to investigate the Schedule 1 status of bacon?! What part of IT'S ILLEGAL don't you understand?
Jeez! Get real! I'm trying to warn people off of this narcotic, not get them busted! Do you have any idea how addicted these Freepers are to bacon?
If I make it EASY to find, I make it EASY for the government to track them!
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posted on
09/06/2013 3:16:38 PM PDT
by
Talisker
(One who commands, must obey.)
To: moose07
Moosie! You rat fink! You KNOW I’m addicted to the stuff!!! How COULD you??? Especially when we shared beetroot greens and bacon?-—
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posted on
09/06/2013 3:54:09 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(PoliticallyCorrect:A term used for whiney,over-sensitive pansies who need everything sugar coated.)
To: WayneS
Looks like I will be switching to Spam, or corned beef hash.
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posted on
09/06/2013 3:56:03 PM PDT
by
Rome2000
(THE WASHINGTONIANS AND UNIVERSAL SUFFRAGE ARE THE ENEMY -ROTATE THE CAPITAL AMONGST THE STATES)
To: trisham
Ohdang. My mouth was totally (almost) under control until I saw this post...I’m a goner.
It’s also why Muzzies will never take over America...we LOVE BACON!!!
They can’t touch bacon eaters!!! Cook with it every day!
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posted on
09/06/2013 4:01:28 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(PoliticallyCorrect:A term used for whiney,over-sensitive pansies who need everything sugar coated.)
To: moose07
Certain things, bacon, are not meant to be joked about!
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posted on
09/06/2013 4:03:05 PM PDT
by
The Cajun
(Sarah Palin, Mark Levin, Ted Cruz......Nuff said.)
To: Monkey Face
LOL But...But...it wasn't me...honest!
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posted on
09/06/2013 4:27:02 PM PDT
by
moose07
(the truth will out ,one day. This is not the post you are looking for ....move along now....)
To: The Cajun
Certain things, bacon, are not meant to be joked about! Couldn't agree more.
The subject must be treated with due reverence.
Bacon just .... is!
LOL
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posted on
09/06/2013 4:31:45 PM PDT
by
moose07
(the truth will out ,one day. This is not the post you are looking for ....move along now....)
To: Monkey Face
Is there anything better than the aroma of bacon and coffee in the morning? I think not. :)
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posted on
09/06/2013 4:35:22 PM PDT
by
trisham
(Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
To: trisham
NosireeBUB!!!
You nailed it!
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posted on
09/06/2013 4:35:50 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(PoliticallyCorrect:A term used for whiney,over-sensitive pansies who need everything sugar coated.)
To: Monkey Face
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posted on
09/06/2013 4:42:06 PM PDT
by
trisham
(Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
To: trisham
Is there anything better than the aroma of bacon and coffee in the morning? I think not. :)Yes...
The aroma of bacon, coffee and baking bread.
(With wood burning in the fireplace)
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posted on
09/06/2013 5:05:50 PM PDT
by
mountn man
(The Pleasure You Get From Life Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
To: mountn man
Yum. The aroma of chicken soup in a pan on the stovetop.
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posted on
09/06/2013 5:15:31 PM PDT
by
trisham
(Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
To: trisham
Homemade soup and homemade bread...ahhh...the simple things.
and oh so good.
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posted on
09/06/2013 5:35:03 PM PDT
by
mountn man
(The Pleasure You Get From Life Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
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