Skip to comments.Communists Sue Democratic Party For Stealing Platform
Posted on 01/26/2014 9:25:37 PM PST by ReformationFan
In a surprise move, the CPUSA (Communist Party USA) has announced a lawsuit against the Democratic Party and its leadership for the alleged theft of intellectual property. The plaintiffs claim that the entire so-called "new" Democratic agenda is, in fact, the product of a decades-long, painstaking campaign by CPUSA theorists, agitators, and underground subversive cells - which makes it the intellectual property of the Communist Party USA, protected by American copyright laws. "They stole our entire platform, rebranded it 'progressive', and claimed it as their own," declared a CPUSA spokesperson at a press conference in San Francisco. "And we communists say, not so fast! Not in this country anyway, where we still have property rights and the rule of law, thank God! Actually, let me rephrase that..."
The Communist Party representative explained that government ownership of the auto and financial industries, redistribution of wealth, and free rationed healthcare have always been among the glorious CPUSA objectives: "We held on to these goals through all the difficult years of factional infighting, purges, denunciations, and heroic espionage on behalf of the Soviet intelligence services. "This may seem like a foreign idea to you, but we sacrificed everything for it - our friends, our neighbors, and our nation. We suffered from all kinds of ulcers and split personality disorders by blindly following Stalin's directives. We risked our chances of promotion within US government agencies by dutifully advancing Soviet foreign policy. And for what? So that some spoiled Democrats could ride on our backs to power while throwing us crumbs in the form of minor cabinet appointments?
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I think it’s satire. Look at the other stuff on the site, for eg; Rubik’s cube, all one color...red. Lol!
The People’s Cube is great.
were it possble....Both!
The People's Cube is like the Onion, except only the right gets the jokes.
Case will be thrown out as the property in question was void of any intelligence.
I love the cube.
Great pictures in the graphics library.
I don't know, but in order for something to be funny, there must be an element of truth. I think the rats pretty much ARE a bunch of effing commies too.
The Communist Party can’t sue the Democrat Party because they are both the same party
The commies are just upset they didn’t get enough time at the trough with the other pigs.
>>The Communist Party cant sue the Democrat Party because they are both the same party<<
Sort of the point of the (satire) article...
Obviously satire... communists don’t want us knowing that they’ve already taken over.
It’s satire but it doesn’t matter because they are all the same.
So they are suing themselves? How’s that work?
Wonderful, witty satire. Get on their mailing list for a regular dose!
Yep.. the dems stole the CPUSA’s platform and pulled it leftward.