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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

Posted on 02/14/2014 4:47:47 AM PST by Lucky9teen

Funny Valentine’s day quotes

I trust you plan more for Valentine’s Day than Russia prepared for the Olympics.

I hope you noticed that not only the Sochi Olympics opening ceremony is missing a ring.

What’s does my perfect Valentine’s day look like? I am sitting at work with 5 cell phones in front of me and people are calling me every 10 minutes to buy one of the 50 reservations that I made in different restaurants.

If you‘re alone during Valentine’s day, it is priceless for you. Otherwise you would spend a few hundred dollars.

If you feel sad that you stay alone during Valentine‘s day, just remember that nobody loves you on any of those other 355 days of the year.

Today is February 14th – St. Valentine’s day. Women call it Love day, while men name it as extortion day.

To comfort your sister if she’s alone during Valentine’s day, you may say: 80 percent of my socks are single but I have never seen them crying because of that.

My boyfriend told me I can do with him whatever I want on Valentine’s Day, so I tied him up and went to the nightclub.

Happy Valentine’s Day to all the couples, wish your love last forever and to all single people wish your batteries last forever…

Valentine’s Day is for couples. All singles can enjoy themselves for rest of 364 days of the year.

Please remember that Valentine’s Day is a polite reminder that Christmas decorations must go down!

Love doesn’t have a price tag on it, but all its accessories has.

It would be great if Valentine’s Day came with a fast-forward button.

Funny Valentine’s day greetings and wishes

I‘m only in this for your cute butt. Obviously. Happy Valentine‘s day.

I love you just the way I am

A real confession: You mean so much more to me than my new iPhone!

I do not need a photograph to remember you, because you are always on my mind.

Darling, will you be my player number 2?

To be happy with a man you have to understand him a lot and love me a little. While with the women it‘s vice versa: love them a lot and don‘t even try to understand them. Happy Valentine’s day!

I would love you even if you were so ugly that everyone died.

You would be perfect (if only you lost 20 pounds)

I need to fall in love, because I haven’t had any problems for a long time. Happy February 14th!

You have to kiss a lot of frogs, before you find your prince on the horse.

You should leave office earlier today so your colleagues will think you have some romantic plans for Valentine’s Day.

I wish you would be my emergency contact person one day.

I’m celebrating no need to celebrate Valentine’s Day.

Congratulations! You are my first repetitive Valentine.

I suspect you was cheating, your gift for me was too amazing.

I want to say thank you for the flowers I’m going to send to myself and pretend are from you.



TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: friday; ofst; silliness; valentines
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To: RandallFlagg

I believe it. “Shark bait” was more like it.


121 posted on 02/14/2014 3:48:23 PM PST by Monkey Face (Absinthe makes the heart grow fondue. ~~ Darksheare and NoCmpromiz)
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To: JRios1968
And in Texas he’d be just “Bubba, who’s a little short on ammo...”

Thanks for the reminder to restock after my last trip to the range.

122 posted on 02/14/2014 4:02:08 PM PST by Arrowhead1952 (The Second Amendment is NOT about the right to hunt. It IS a right to shoot tyrants.)
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To: onyx

123 posted on 02/14/2014 4:06:10 PM PST by JoeProBono (SOME IMAGES MAY BE DISTURBING VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED;-{)
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To: JoeProBono
Thank you so much!!!!

124 posted on 02/14/2014 4:13:06 PM PST by onyx (Please Support Free Republic - Donate Monthly! If you want on Sarah Palin's Ping List, Let Me know!)
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To: martin_fierro

Love it!


125 posted on 02/14/2014 9:53:50 PM PST by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: Chode

We’re supposed to be up 80 today. Wish you were here! LOL! The buds are trying to pop out, but it’s really too early for that.

Do you have cabin fever, yet?


126 posted on 02/15/2014 6:04:54 AM PST by Monkey Face (Absinthe makes the heart grow fondue. ~~ Darksheare and NoCmpromiz)
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To: Monkey Face
not yet, it's still snowing so i have an outside date with my shovel...

it's been a love/hate relationship this year, i have a feeling we won't be together much longer and it might have to go into the fire this spring to make a clean break

127 posted on 02/15/2014 6:47:59 AM PST by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -vvv- NO Pity for the LAZY - 86-44)
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To: Chode

LOL!

I hear more is on the way. I’m praying for your safety and for the safety of those you love.


128 posted on 02/15/2014 7:08:05 AM PST by Monkey Face (Absinthe makes the heart grow fondue. ~~ Darksheare and NoCmpromiz)
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To: Monkey Face
thankx much... prayers always appreciated
129 posted on 02/15/2014 7:41:52 AM PST by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -vvv- NO Pity for the LAZY - 86-44)
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To: Chode

:o]


130 posted on 02/15/2014 7:52:20 AM PST by Monkey Face (Absinthe makes the heart grow fondue. ~~ Darksheare and NoCmpromiz)
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