Posted on 10/15/2003 11:54:03 AM PDT by Constitution Day
Yes, you read the thread title correctly. - CD
De clunibus magnis amandis oratio
Mixaloti equitis
mehercle!
(By Hercules!)
Rebecca, ecce! tantae clunes isti sunt!
(Rebecca, behold! Such large buttocks she has!)
amica esse videtur istorum hominum rhythmicorum.
(She appears to be a girlfriend of one of those rhythmic-oration people.)
sed, ut scis,
(But, as you know)
quis homines huiusmodi intellegere potest?
(Who can understand persons of this sort?)
colloquuntur equidem cum ista eo tantum, quod scortum perfectum esse videtur.
(Verily, they converse with her for this reason only, namely, that she appears to be a complete whore.)
clunes, aio, maiores esse!
(Her buttocks, I say, are rather large!)
nec possum credere quam rotondae sint.
(Nor am I able to believe how round they are.)
en! quam exstant! nonne piget te earum?
(Lo! How they stand forth! Do they not disgust you?)
ecce mulier Aethiops!
(Behold the black woman!)
magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
(Large buttocks are pleasing to me, nor am I able to lie concerning this matter.)
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur,
(For who, colleagues, would not admit,)
cum puella incedit minore medio corpore
(Whenever a girl comes by with a rather small middle part of the body)
sub quo manifestus globus, inflammare animos
(Beneath which is an obvious spherical mass, that it inflames the spirits)... (more at link above)
Original "Baby Got Back" lyrics
I think this was on the seal of the university I attended. It always looked so impressive....
How interesting. Maybe he got a little burned out on ‘back’.
LOL.
LOL!
That’s just wrong, on so many levels.
Hey stranger! Hope you’re well.
And yes, it is.
I’m stealing that line. :)
Disgusting but it's probably something like flavorful anus.
Ewww!
“Baby Got Snacks”
by Jamie Foxx (In Living Color)
I Like Big Girls And I Can Not Lie
Even If They’re Big And Wide
Swoopin, Swaggin And Cheesy
You Know If That Meat Is Greasy
Scoopin Up Chips And Hot Wings
Eatin Up Cookies And Ice Cream
Rubbin On Burgers And Fries
Feedin Them Big Ole Thighs
Oh Baby I Want To Get Wit Cha
Cause Your Pants Don’t Fit Cha
My Homeboys Tried To Warn Me
But That Gut You Got Me (He So)
Oo Too Much Pork Skins
Your Butt Can’t Fit In My Benz
With Smelly, Jelly, Feed That Big Ole Belly.
I Seen Her Huffin, Chokin On Milk And Muffins
With Butt And Gut, She Shake Like A Nissan Truck
Im Tired Of Magazines Sayin
You Always Gotta Be Lean
You Want Put A Big Girl In A Real Good Mood
She Gotta Have Some Food
So Fellas (Yeah) Fellas (Yeah)
Do You Really Like Your Women Stacked (Hell Yeah)
Then Feed, Her Please Her, Feed Her Some Cracker Jacks
Baby Got Snacks
L.A. Face Wit A Big Ole Ass
Too The Break Of Dawn
Baby Got The Food On
Theres Not Really Much To Say
Neck So Thick She Could Eat A Brick If It’s Made By Frito Lay
She Down And Rouns
She’ll Want A Buffet Throw Down
She’s Suckin And Lickin
She’s Eatin Up Chicken
So Ladies (Yeah) Ladies (Yeah)
Do You Really Wanna Go To Shakies (Hell Yeah)
Then Turn Around Stick It Out
Even The Helpless Gotta Shout
Baby Got Snacks
L.A. Face Wit A Big Ole Ass
So Your Girlfriend Eats A Salad
Lookin Like Bones You’ve Had It
Head Shaped Like A Lincoln
So Skinny You Could See What She’s Thinking
So Take It From Trail Mix A Lot
You Want A Girlfriend You Can Dig
Then Give A Hug Cause There’s More Than Love
Ain’t Nothing Wrong Wit Bein Big
Baby Got Snacks
Yea Baby Butt So Big When She Backs Up It Sounds Like Beep Beep Beep
Holy Moly. Big difference between J-Lo’s butt and Rachael’s.
...... well....you know what I mean.
Oh, most definitely.
Racheal’s is just so... ROUND and OUT THERE.
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Can they do a true lyric masterpiece, such as, say, Shook Me All Night Long?
Okay. I gotta work tomorrow with the ribs I just broke laughing at this one. Seriously- can I put this in with discharge instructions?
It's funny you mention Shook Me All Night Long - I heard it on my way into work!
Classic thread bump
somehow you two Classics majors are always resurrecting this.... ; )
The Classics never go out of style. :)
You shook me all night long?
Which one, the Led Zeppelin rock version or the original Willie Dixon blues version?
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