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Sir Mix-A-Lot's "Baby Got Back" translated into Latin
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Posted on 10/15/2003 11:54:03 AM PDT by Constitution Day
Yes, you read the thread title correctly. - CD
De clunibus magnis amandis oratio
Mixaloti equitis
mehercle!
(By Hercules!)
Rebecca, ecce! tantae clunes isti sunt!
(Rebecca, behold! Such large buttocks she has!)
amica esse videtur istorum hominum rhythmicorum.
(She appears to be a girlfriend of one of those rhythmic-oration people.)
sed, ut scis,
(But, as you know)
quis homines huiusmodi intellegere potest?
(Who can understand persons of this sort?)
colloquuntur equidem cum ista eo tantum, quod scortum perfectum esse videtur.
(Verily, they converse with her for this reason only, namely, that she appears to be a complete whore.)
clunes, aio, maiores esse!
(Her buttocks, I say, are rather large!)
nec possum credere quam rotondae sint.
(Nor am I able to believe how round they are.)
en! quam exstant! nonne piget te earum?
(Lo! How they stand forth! Do they not disgust you?)
ecce mulier Aethiops!
(Behold the black woman!)
magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
(Large buttocks are pleasing to me, nor am I able to lie concerning this matter.)
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur,
(For who, colleagues, would not admit,)
cum puella incedit minore medio corpore
(Whenever a girl comes by with a rather small middle part of the body)
sub quo manifestus globus, inflammare animos
(Beneath which is an obvious spherical mass, that it inflames the spirits)... (more at link above)
Original "Baby Got Back" lyrics
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posted on
10/15/2003 12:25:43 PM PDT
by
Vigilantcitizen
(Habent amicae vestrae magnas clunes? (certe habent!) Hortamini igitur ut eas quatiant (ut quatiant!))
To: Constitution Day
Shouldn't this be "Breaking News?"
42
posted on
10/15/2003 12:25:55 PM PDT
by
CholeraJoe
(No animals or longshoremen were harmed during the fabrication of this tagline)
To: SGCOS
Not sure if it's the correct formatting of it, but I used 'Nox aeturnus en pax' in a drawing for a friend...
Any suggestions as to how to make it correct?
*pleading look*
43
posted on
10/15/2003 12:26:10 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Resistance is futile, but we may be placated with chocolates and shiny trinkets to add to our hord.)
To: Constitution Day
now that is very very funny
To: CholeraJoe
It ain't news that this would break...
45
posted on
10/15/2003 12:28:50 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Resistance is futile, but we may be placated with chocolates and shiny trinkets to add to our hord.)
To: PatrickHenry
Iway artfay niway ouryay eneralgay irectionday.
46
posted on
10/15/2003 12:29:39 PM PDT
by
Junior
(Kinky is using a feather. Sick is using the whole chicken.)
To: StriperSniper; #3Fan
Ahem.
47
posted on
10/15/2003 12:30:12 PM PDT
by
Vigilantcitizen
(Habent amicae vestrae magnas clunes? (certe habent!) Hortamini igitur ut eas quatiant (ut quatiant!))
To: PatrickHenry
Ad omnem defeco
If that's not a good name for a band, i don't know what is.
To: martin_fierro
D'oh! Sorry I didn't ping you earlier.
49
posted on
10/15/2003 12:35:45 PM PDT
by
Constitution Day
(Magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.)
To: whattajoke
Better run it by someone who's studied Latin more recently than I have. But I'm pretty sure I'm close.
50
posted on
10/15/2003 12:35:51 PM PDT
by
PatrickHenry
(Hic amor, haec patria est.)
To: whattajoke
I used a dictionary and found this:
Result of search for "defecate": 1. assidere, cacare
So that would change my line to Ad omnem caco!.
(And now we know where the word "ka-ka" comes from.)
51
posted on
10/15/2003 12:39:15 PM PDT
by
PatrickHenry
(Hic amor, haec patria est.)
To: Junior
irectionday.
Isn't that a punchline to an old dumb joke? (It is... as in, "What is the favorite holiday in China?")
To: Constitution Day
How could you!?
This was Funny Post of the Week!
(already e-mailed it to several family members)
53
posted on
10/15/2003 12:41:22 PM PDT
by
martin_fierro
(A v v n c v l v s M a x i m v s)
To: SGCOS
ROTFL...
54
posted on
10/15/2003 12:44:10 PM PDT
by
Chad Fairbanks
(Te audire no possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure.)
To: martin_fierro
How could you!? I was still laughing and I forgot!
This was Funny Post of the Week!
I knew it would be.
(already e-mailed it to several family members)
Oh, so have I!
55
posted on
10/15/2003 12:45:36 PM PDT
by
Constitution Day
(Magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.)
To: Constitution Day
Slee-knapper!!!
56
posted on
10/15/2003 12:46:23 PM PDT
by
k2blader
(Haruspex, beware.)
To: Tijeras_Slim
Et tu, Tijervs Slimmvs?
57
posted on
10/15/2003 12:51:37 PM PDT
by
martin_fierro
(A v v n c v l v s M a x i m v s)
To: martin_fierro
Caesar si viveret, ad remum dareris.
58
posted on
10/15/2003 12:55:03 PM PDT
by
Tijeras_Slim
(There's two kinds of people in the world. Those with loaded guns and those that dig.)
Comment #59 Removed by Moderator
To: diotima
LOL!
60
posted on
10/15/2003 1:24:47 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(I am the extended middle finger in the fist of life.)
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