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Posted on 12/18/2005 8:40:45 PM PST by vbtv7788
What is Derr you may ask? Derr may be the most important thing you may have to worry about. Derr is very evil, very naughty and very ungodly. It is believed to be the reason for why we aren't doing so well in Iraq. But back to the question... What exactly is Derr? Derr is a satanic ritual performed in this country long ago by the Canaanites, the Perezites, the Gurgashites, the Ammorites, the Moabites and the Hittites. It involved taking a stick from a wheat tree and sticking it up your nose while shouting, "Hey mom! Ship ahoy! There be none tonight for joojoo jooha!" Joojoo Jooha was a canaanite slang term about taking red flags and throwing them into outerspace to appease satan. Later on the Puritans came to liberate this wonderful land that God gave them with the help of George Wasiington and Squanto and drove all them squaters all out. Praise the lord! Unfortunately, the puritans disobeyed God and did evil in the sight of the lord. Among other things Derr. Cotton Mather, the famous puritan minister was one such practictioner of Derr. He also practiced doku druming with tanned hides from Cuba. The whole colony later suffered the Salem Witch trials which had mostly do do with that Doku thing more than the Derr thing. God hates Derr not as much as doku but God hates it none the less. Today Americans of all walks of life still practice Derr in their homes, on the job and elsewhere. Contact your senators and Congressmen and tell them to say no to Derr, otherwise terrorism will get the upper hand for sure! Thats all.
TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
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posted on
12/18/2005 8:46:24 PM PST
by
Babu
To: William Creel
...with, that is...
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posted on
12/18/2005 8:46:38 PM PST
by
RichInOC
(Stupidity is its own punishment...but not as often as it should be.)
To: Babu
23
posted on
12/18/2005 8:46:44 PM PST
by
Hoodlum91
(I am the Dancing Queen.)
To: nopardons
It's tar-boiling time down South!
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posted on
12/18/2005 8:46:53 PM PST
by
decal
(Mother Nature and Real Life are conservatives; the Progs have never figured this out.)
Comment #25 Removed by Moderator
To: vbtv7788
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posted on
12/18/2005 8:47:14 PM PST
by
F14 Pilot
(Democracy is a process not a product)
To: vbtv7788; Fred Nerks; Former Dodger; USF; MeekOneGOP; Salem; King Prout; jan in Colorado; ...
This Troll needs an electromagnetic enema!
Paging Viking kitties...
IB4TZ!8:45 PST
A.A.C.
"I won-derr, won-derr, won-derr, won-derr who - who wrote the book of Troll love?"
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posted on
12/18/2005 8:47:44 PM PST
by
AmericanArchConservative
(Armour on, Lances high, Swords out, Bows drawn, Shields front ... Eagles UP!)
"Derr is a satanic ritual performed in this country long ago by the... Moabites"
They do that $hit in Utah ? Dem debbils !
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posted on
12/18/2005 8:47:48 PM PST
by
fieldmarshaldj
(Cheney X -- Destroying the Liberal Democrat Traitors By Any Means Necessary -- Ya Dig ? Sho 'Nuff.)
To: Hoodlum91
I hate when that happens ...
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posted on
12/18/2005 8:48:05 PM PST
by
Babu
To: fieldmarshaldj; vbtv7788
Derr to comperr. Derr to be Stupid!!
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posted on
12/18/2005 8:49:15 PM PST
by
uglybiker
(Iraqis have purple on their fingers. Liberals have brown on their thumbs.)
To: uglybiker
He did derr. But he just a troll DU twit who squerr.
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posted on
12/18/2005 8:51:02 PM PST
by
fieldmarshaldj
(Cheney X -- Destroying the Liberal Democrat Traitors By Any Means Necessary -- Ya Dig ? Sho 'Nuff.)
To: Blue Jays
Hi All-
"...Derr you go again!..."
-- Ronald Reagan --
~ Blue Jays ~
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posted on
12/18/2005 8:51:28 PM PST
by
Blue Jays
(Rock Hard, Ride Free)
To: vbtv7788
To: vbtv7788
Please let him stay. That was brilliant.
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posted on
12/18/2005 8:51:40 PM PST
by
mysterio
To: uglybiker
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posted on
12/18/2005 8:52:36 PM PST
by
JRios1968
("Cogito, ergo FReep": I think, therefore I FReep.)
To: Semi Civil Servant
Yup, expect a lot more of this the next three weeks or so until school starts up again.
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posted on
12/18/2005 8:52:51 PM PST
by
decal
(Mother Nature and Real Life are conservatives; the Progs have never figured this out.)
To: vbtv7788
I bought a new Derr just yesterday. The old one was shredded by my Viking Kittens.
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posted on
12/18/2005 8:53:59 PM PST
by
Not A Snowbird
(Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
To: vbtv7788
Bwaaahaaaahaaaaa! You is cwazy dude, or dudette, as the case may be.
Oh, and ZOT.
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posted on
12/18/2005 8:54:20 PM PST
by
Theresawithanh
(You'll get me to stop posting on FR when you wrench my laptop from my cold, dead fingers!)
To: SandyInSeattle
Reminds me of the song "John Derr Green"
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posted on
12/18/2005 8:55:04 PM PST
by
JRios1968
("Cogito, ergo FReep": I think, therefore I FReep.)
To: vbtv7788; Neets; Darksheare; scott0347; timpad; Conspiracy Guy; NYC GOP Chick; MeekOneGOP; ...
It's back.
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