derr Zot

doctor spork MD

[vbtv7788]

What is Derr you may ask? Derr may be the most important thing you may have to worry about. Derr is very evil, very naughty and very ungodly. It is believed to be the reason for why we aren't doing so well in Iraq. But back to the question... What exactly is Derr? Derr is a satanic ritual performed in this country long ago by the Canaanites, the Perezites, the Gurgashites, the Ammorites, the Moabites and the Hittites. It involved taking a stick from a wheat tree and sticking it up your nose while shouting, "Hey mom! Ship ahoy! There be none tonight for joojoo jooha!" Joojoo Jooha was a canaanite slang term about taking red flags and throwing them into outerspace to appease satan. Later on the Puritans came to liberate this wonderful land that God gave them with the help of George Wasiington and Squanto and drove all them squaters all out. Praise the lord! Unfortunately, the puritans disobeyed God and did evil in the sight of the lord. Among other things Derr. Cotton Mather, the famous puritan minister was one such practictioner of Derr. He also practiced doku druming with tanned hides from Cuba. The whole colony later suffered the Salem Witch trials which had mostly do do with that Doku thing more than the Derr thing. God hates Derr not as much as doku but God hates it none the less. Today Americans of all walks of life still practice Derr in their homes, on the job and elsewhere. Contact your senators and Congressmen and tell them to say no to Derr, otherwise terrorism will get the upper hand for sure! Thats all.

[Not A Snowbird]

I like that song!

[JRios1968]

"Derrly beloved, we have gathered here today..."

[TotusTuus]

The Canaanites, the Perezites, the Gurgashites, the Ammorites, the Moabites ,the Hittites

and the electric lights electrolytes!

[Sundog]

Nope.

Not Utah.

[WorkingClassFilth]

You are so boring. For sake of your readers, please try to be more informed, literate and entertaining in your next reincarnation.

[add925]

[JellyJam]

Yeah, I'm going to need you to STFU. If you could do that, that would be greeeaaat.

[BIGLOOK]

Auf einem See See See
Da schwam ein Reh Reh Reh
Das Scham verkehrt kehrt kehrt......
Widi widi ap und du bist.... Zot!

[Delta 21]

derr zot

[redhead]

IBTZ?

[Knitting A Conundrum]

The zot has come.

[L,TOWM]

The Canaanites, the Perezites, the Gurgashites, the Ammorites, the Moabites ,the Hittites

He failed to mention his own relations...

The Troglodytes.

[MEG33]

Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?

[Charles Henrickson]

Later on the Puritans came to liberate this wonderful land that God gave them with the help of George Wasiington and Squanto. . . .

Is this true?

[jellybean]

Contact your senators and Congressmen and tell them to say no to Derr,

[Delta 21]

[Darksheare]

Der Trihs, is that you?!
Speak to me!
How do you feel?

Oh, wait.. that's Red Shirt.
You're expendable.

[TASMANIANRED]

Smoking the cheap stuff again.

[Mad_as_heck]

Likewise! Crazier than usual.

Drinking and trolling is never a good idea methinks. Of course, by DU standards, that was a fairly rational and coherent sort of post. And he/she/it did avoid calling anyone Hitler which is admirable.

[Windcatcher]

[Derr] ist ein Zot in dein künftig.