Posted on 12/27/2005 9:21:39 AM PST by genefromjersey
There’s No Business Like Troll Business !
If you post on any “message boards” , you’re probably well aware of Internet Trolls.
These are people with a “MESSAGE “ – usually a hateful one - and they insist on plastering it all over the message boards – regardless of what topic is being discussed.
One of the message boards I read has become clogged with Neo-Nazi/ Aryan Identity / New Klux Klan posters : all of whom flood the board with “ The Jews Are Out To Get You “ crap. They express solidarity with their Arab counterparts ,and distress over Muslim casualties in the War on Terror.( Oh, yes ! They hate President Bush. Doesn’t everybody ? )
There are some Radical Leftists – who , one would think , would be at loggerheads with the Nazis . Not so. The Nazis hate President Bush,and are treated as allies. (Shades of the Hitler/Stalin Pact ! )
There are also the Copperheads – quite often from the most radical part of the Libertarian movement. Everything is un-constitutional to them: including the Consitution. They are anti-tax,anti-government,anti-military, anti-violence …and violently opposed to President Bush.
Last – but not least – are the Gay Crusaders . They urge the world to “get with it” and start cracking down on those awful people who oppose that most sacred of institutions : Gay Marriage. Their list of villains includes the Pope -who persists in preaching that –(I’m quoting here)- “dago mafia” doctrine ; the dreaded Religious Right , the Republican Party in general, and (You guessed it !) George W. Bush in particular.
Here’s how a typical message board exchange looks on a troll-infested board.
Poster 1: It’s been raining awfully hard the last few days. Do you think the rain will hurt the rutabagas ?
Poster 2: :) Not if they’re in cans. :)
Nazi : Damn Jews ! Always bitching about the Holocaust, and how you were starving . I have it on good authority there were plenty of rutabagas to eat ! (Comment is followed by two pages cut and pasted from “Urban Warfare Now !” – a White supremacy site , dedicated to -Victory or Valhalla ! )
Leftist: Why shouldn’t the people in Cannes have rutabagas ? What else are they going to throw through shop windows ? The (censored) Bushbots have jacked up the price of rutabagas to fund their vicious and illegal war …and where is Osama bin Laden ? Can you answer that simple question, you stupid neo-cons ?
Gay Crusader: Why are you worrying about people’s cans ? What you puritan busybodies should be worrying about is the way our right to true happiness is being interfered with !
Copperhead : Frog march the arch-criminal Bush out of the White House before he can tax our rutabagas !
Leftist : Still ducking and dodging my question, you stupid neo-cons?You can’t tell me where Osama is, and yet you want to interfere with the natural lifestyle of other-oriented people – and increase taxes on rutabagas !
And there you have it : TROLL TIME !!
( Makes you wish for The Three Billy Goats Gruff ,doesn’t it ?)
I think the Gay Jewish Nazi Mafia is behind this...
Trolls are everywhere.
LOL!
They're not ? ;-)
Maybe it's the gay communist gun club.
Only at dusk.
Why would a sane person spend any time at such a site?
"Learn, humans!"
Whoa... This is so funny it is on the verge of being ironic...
This is an excellent example of how various trolling moles work in their hate GW lines/replies, agendas and hate republicans regardless of what the thread is about.
Only you. ;^)
Should we toast some marshmallows and tell troll stories?
the paranoids are out to get me !
Oooh boy... Do we have stories. Unfortunately, the trolls I find get Zotted quite quickly and have no story to tell. HOwever, Darksheare has a knack of finding the trolls and keeping them alive for our amusement. He has the stories to tell..
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