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Senator Hillary Clinton’s Presidential Bust To Be Unveiled at the Museum of Sex
National Review ^ | July 26, 2006 | Kathryn Jean Lopez

Posted on 07/26/2006 10:26:09 AM PDT by dangus

(If you're thinking what you're thinking is just a joke; you might be horrified to know that any play on words in the original title is intentional.)

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE- New York, NY- July, 26 2006—- A presidential bust of Hillary Clinton is set to be unveiled at the Museum of Sex on August 9, 2006 at 10 am. Accentuating her sexual power and bolstered by the presidential seal, The Presidential Bust of Hillary Rodham Clinton: The First Woman President of the United States of America will be officially open for public viewing on August 9 for a limited six week run.

Artist Daniel Edwards describes this new sculpture as capturing Clinton “with her head held high, a youthful spirit and a face matured by wisdom. Presented in a low cut gown, her cleavage is on display prominently portraying sexual power which some people still consider too threatening.”...

Artist Daniel Edwards describes this new sculpture as capturing Clinton “with her head held high, a youthful spirit and a face matured by wisdom. Presented in a low cut gown, her cleavage is on display prominently portraying sexual power which some people still consider too threatening.”...

...Edwards’ inspiration for the piece was derived from actress Sharon Stone’s controversial quote earlier in the year about challenges that would most likely be encountered should the Junior Senator from New York run on the ’08 ticket. “I think Hillary Clinton is fantastic,” Stone said. “But I think it is too soon for her to run. This may sound odd but a woman should be past her sexuality when she runs. Hillary still has sexual power and I don’t think people will accept that. It’s too threatening.”

“Displaying a sculpture to encourage discourse about the sexual power debate surrounding the possibility of a Hillary Clinton presidency is very much in line with our mission as a museum,” noted Daniel Gluck, Executive Director. “We are wholly dedicated to the exploration of the history, evolution and cultural significance of human sexuality. Historically, leaders are often expected to possess an exceptional amount of virility or fertility with displays of that sexual power often tied to their success. The artist’s portrayal of Hillary Clinton as a president who also happens to be a sexual being conveys the message that a woman need not squelch her sexuality in order to succeed as leader of the free world.”


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To: bitt; Czar; nicmarlo; texastoo; Kenny Bunk; EternalVigilance; janetgreen; hedgetrimmer; potlatch; ..

 

241 posted on 07/26/2006 3:01:26 PM PDT by Smartass ("In God We Trust" - "An informed and knowledgeably citizen is the best defense against tyranny")
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To: mcar
Very nice.


242 posted on 07/26/2006 3:01:27 PM PDT by BJClinton (What happens on Free Republic, stays on Google.)
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To: mcar

Not a whole lot of difference..


243 posted on 07/26/2006 3:10:15 PM PDT by TASMANIANRED (The Internet is the samizdat of liberty..)
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To: TASMANIANRED; BJClinton

;)


244 posted on 07/26/2006 3:14:17 PM PDT by mcar
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To: dangus

I actually thought the statute made her look better...


245 posted on 07/26/2006 3:20:19 PM PDT by reaganbooster
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To: dangus
Whoa!!

That is SO unflattering!

Was this done by the same artist who did the 'Britney giving birth" sculpture?
246 posted on 07/26/2006 3:30:26 PM PDT by KosmicKitty (WARNING: Hormonally crazed woman ahead!!)
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To: Polyxene

"Now THAT's junky industrial waste puke!!! '
From the movie "Team America". Not for the squeamish.


247 posted on 07/26/2006 3:38:52 PM PDT by dynachrome ("Where am I? Where am I going? Why am I in a handbasket?")
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To: naturalized

nice link...Clinton also says:

"I had a fascinating conversation a few months ago with the President of China, Jiang Zemin, in which we were having the kind of discussion we often have in public, and you can imagine what it was like.

And I looked at him and I said, "Mr. President, I do not want to contain China. I want to engage China. I want us to have a good partnership. But," I said, "there's only one way that you really present a threat to our security, and I'm sure it's never occurred to you." And he said, "Well, what are you talking about?" I said, "If everybody in China decides to get rich in exactly the same way people in America got rich and you all insist on buying cars that don't get any better mileage than the ones we've got now, we're going to burn up the atmosphere together. That is a threat to our security. We have to find a way for the Chinese to grow their economy and preserve the global environment, not tear it up." And I believe that and I think it's a great opportunity for us. So I'm glad we've done that.'


248 posted on 07/26/2006 3:49:54 PM PDT by bitt (NY Times to New York: Drop Dead!)
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To: dangus
I noticed that both this bust of Hillary! and the famous Esquire cover of Bill are both from the exaggerated perspective of a lowly person looking up in awe at majesty.

-PJ

249 posted on 07/26/2006 4:18:41 PM PDT by Political Junkie Too (It's still not safe to vote Democrat.)
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To: Dumpster Baby; dangus

I'D HIT IT...

250 posted on 07/26/2006 4:21:46 PM PDT by mikrofon (Sister Sledge)
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To: Slings and Arrows

OMG! That is the most disturbing photo of Helen Thomas I've ever seen!


251 posted on 07/26/2006 4:30:46 PM PDT by COBOL2Java (Freedom isn't free, but the men and women of the military will pay most of your share)
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To: dangus

H.C. Phone Home.


252 posted on 07/26/2006 4:33:53 PM PDT by Mygirlsmom (This Mess is a Place!!!)
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To: dangus

There must be some visual sodomy law against this...


253 posted on 07/26/2006 4:39:37 PM PDT by Nightcap
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To: dangus

Bill and Monica?

254 posted on 07/26/2006 4:41:11 PM PDT by woofie
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To: FormerACLUmember

I think the expression goes......she's hatin it ....big time!

Rush was right. She looks a hundred and four.


255 posted on 07/26/2006 4:41:56 PM PDT by bert (K.E. N.P. Slay Pinch)
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To: b4its2late; Mr. Silverback

"Jimmah Catah with boo bees!"


LOL!
That's just exactly what I thought!

Something tells me she's not gonna like it. ;o)

Thank you, Mr. Silverback!


256 posted on 07/26/2006 4:42:42 PM PDT by dixiechick2000 (There ought to be one day-- just one-- when there is open season on senators. ~~ Will Rogers)
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To: bitt

ROTFLOLPIMP bump!!!

Thank you, bitt!


257 posted on 07/26/2006 4:43:30 PM PDT by dixiechick2000 (There ought to be one day-- just one-- when there is open season on senators. ~~ Will Rogers)
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To: yoe
No gazelle. A squat, low-center-of-gravity Sherman Tank is more like it. ;)

Missus clinton's 'Presidential Bust To Be Unveiled at the Museum of Sex' seems to suffer from the same affliction as do the Nelson Shanks portrait of bill clinton and the Polshek clinton library: the court painter's too-obvious inside joke.

 

 

The court painter, like the commissioned architect, is the master of the inside joke. It is his only realistic hedge against the sycophancy that comes with patronage.

The artist-for-hire encodes the inside joke in his work. The joke's efficacy is directly related to its decodability. If it is too obvious, or if it is too obscure, it doesn't work.

Whereas the latter error is often harmless, the former is almost always fatal: If the joke is too obvious, the work of art, itself, becomes the punch line. The clinton library, which shimmies in the hot Arkansas sun like a trailer park or a bridge to nowhere depending on where you stand, suffers from this kind of failure.1

Nelson Shanks' portrait of bill clinton, which was unveiled at the National Portrait Gallery on Monday, is similarly flawed. Its jokes are so obvious, in fact, that when clinton ceremoniously pulled off its cover at the unveiling, what was exposed was not a portrait at all but a full-blown punch line.

What we saw....

HEY CLINTON! SIZE DOESN'T MATTER.
by Mia T, 4.27.06

READ MORE



258 posted on 07/26/2006 5:01:18 PM PDT by Mia T (Stop Clintons' Undermining Machinations (The acronym is the message.))
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To: Senator_Blutarski
"Looks a lot like the Borg Queen from the Star Trek movies."

Nope. The Borg Queen was good-looking, almost beautiful, compared to this...
259 posted on 07/26/2006 5:03:14 PM PDT by Old Student (WRM, MSgt, USAF(Ret.))
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To: Nightcap

Visual sodomy - ROFL!!!


260 posted on 07/26/2006 5:06:28 PM PDT by Millee (A joke then, a joke N.O.W.)
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