Posted on 07/26/2006 10:26:09 AM PDT by dangus
(If you're thinking what you're thinking is just a joke; you might be horrified to know that any play on words in the original title is intentional.)
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE- New York, NY- July, 26 2006- A presidential bust of Hillary Clinton is set to be unveiled at the Museum of Sex on August 9, 2006 at 10 am. Accentuating her sexual power and bolstered by the presidential seal, The Presidential Bust of Hillary Rodham Clinton: The First Woman President of the United States of America will be officially open for public viewing on August 9 for a limited six week run.
Artist Daniel Edwards describes this new sculpture as capturing Clinton with her head held high, a youthful spirit and a face matured by wisdom. Presented in a low cut gown, her cleavage is on display prominently portraying sexual power which some people still consider too threatening....
Artist Daniel Edwards describes this new sculpture as capturing Clinton with her head held high, a youthful spirit and a face matured by wisdom. Presented in a low cut gown, her cleavage is on display prominently portraying sexual power which some people still consider too threatening....
...Edwards inspiration for the piece was derived from actress Sharon Stones controversial quote earlier in the year about challenges that would most likely be encountered should the Junior Senator from New York run on the 08 ticket. I think Hillary Clinton is fantastic, Stone said. But I think it is too soon for her to run. This may sound odd but a woman should be past her sexuality when she runs. Hillary still has sexual power and I dont think people will accept that. Its too threatening.
Displaying a sculpture to encourage discourse about the sexual power debate surrounding the possibility of a Hillary Clinton presidency is very much in line with our mission as a museum, noted Daniel Gluck, Executive Director. We are wholly dedicated to the exploration of the history, evolution and cultural significance of human sexuality. Historically, leaders are often expected to possess an exceptional amount of virility or fertility with displays of that sexual power often tied to their success. The artists portrayal of Hillary Clinton as a president who also happens to be a sexual being conveys the message that a woman need not squelch her sexuality in order to succeed as leader of the free world.
Doesn't look much different. :-)
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I thought the Esquire photo was a definite reference to a certain act performed by a certain intern...
"Jimmah Catah with boo bees!"
Exactly what I thought when I saw the "bust".
You're welcome! Hope you don't throw up too much.
What a bust!
So, your premise is that Webb Hubbell has no sense? :-)
Somehow, "Museum of Sex" and "Hillary Clinton" should not be spoken in the same article!
And what is with that NECK????
Oh... waitaminute... was there not an animated video on the Web a few years back, where she pulled her head out of her... nether regions?? The pull against that vacuum would explain the ostrich look.
Does anyone know of a safe way to rip my eyes from my head, to disinfect them??
"This may sound odd but a woman should be past her sexuality when she runs. Hillary still has sexual power and I dont think people will accept that. Its too threatening.
This might be minor but it appears to not have been enough for her husband. There's something majorly wrong with this.
That does not look good. Hillary should be embarrassed.
More subliminal messaging?
-PJ
>> I'll bet you're the only person to ever use the words "sternocleidomastoid" and "tits" in the same paragraph <<
I checked with the judges: If you're going to use the word, "Sternocleidomastoid" in the same sentence as "tits (sic)," you are obliged to spell the word correctly: T-E-A-T-S. Yes, that is the word; no, they're not just two similar words.
You owe the oracle any given book by Sir Ian Phlegming.
Aw, cr@p. I always screw up when playing grammarian. Of course, you do not spell "sternocleidomastoid", t-e-a-t-s.
"Hope you don't throw up too much."
LOL!
Only a little...
in my mouth. ;o)
Looks like Billy Carter after a long fast.
If you think Hillary's a bust NOW....
Didn't I tell you to look away?
Looking evil in the (ahem) eye can cause problems.
Hilary = 6 letters.
Rodham = 6 letters.
Blythe = 6 letters.
666 = sign of the beast
Well, soon, there will be troops from several nations within a few hundred miles of Mount Arma and the Valley of Megeddo (arma-geddo, or Armageddon, the place of the final battle on earth, per the book of Revelations) so with a "Hilary" presidency we will just about have the full set. Still, who could have imagined the 'beast' would be a Cubs fan? (heh!)
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