Posted on 07/26/2006 10:26:09 AM PDT by dangus
(If you're thinking what you're thinking is just a joke; you might be horrified to know that any play on words in the original title is intentional.)
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE- New York, NY- July, 26 2006- A presidential bust of Hillary Clinton is set to be unveiled at the Museum of Sex on August 9, 2006 at 10 am. Accentuating her sexual power and bolstered by the presidential seal, The Presidential Bust of Hillary Rodham Clinton: The First Woman President of the United States of America will be officially open for public viewing on August 9 for a limited six week run.
Artist Daniel Edwards describes this new sculpture as capturing Clinton with her head held high, a youthful spirit and a face matured by wisdom. Presented in a low cut gown, her cleavage is on display prominently portraying sexual power which some people still consider too threatening....
Artist Daniel Edwards describes this new sculpture as capturing Clinton with her head held high, a youthful spirit and a face matured by wisdom. Presented in a low cut gown, her cleavage is on display prominently portraying sexual power which some people still consider too threatening....
...Edwards inspiration for the piece was derived from actress Sharon Stones controversial quote earlier in the year about challenges that would most likely be encountered should the Junior Senator from New York run on the 08 ticket. I think Hillary Clinton is fantastic, Stone said. But I think it is too soon for her to run. This may sound odd but a woman should be past her sexuality when she runs. Hillary still has sexual power and I dont think people will accept that. Its too threatening.
Displaying a sculpture to encourage discourse about the sexual power debate surrounding the possibility of a Hillary Clinton presidency is very much in line with our mission as a museum, noted Daniel Gluck, Executive Director. We are wholly dedicated to the exploration of the history, evolution and cultural significance of human sexuality. Historically, leaders are often expected to possess an exceptional amount of virility or fertility with displays of that sexual power often tied to their success. The artists portrayal of Hillary Clinton as a president who also happens to be a sexual being conveys the message that a woman need not squelch her sexuality in order to succeed as leader of the free world.
I just threw up a little... gotta go brush my teeth...
If that thing is supposed to have some sort of sex appeal, then celibacy is looking a lot more attractive.
Ah. Excellent point.
Apart from the thighs, I don't see the resemblance.
Hitlery as a sexual being? This guy needs to smoke another and put his glasses back on.
>>MEGA-BARF ALERT"
I'll repeat KarlinOhio's eloquence:
>> Do you also need a "Do not pet the kitties!" sign at the tiger cage at the zoo? <<
Oh, if I were Hitlery...I'd sue ;^D
Looks like a leftover WWII sculpture depicting Aryan Womanhood!
ROTFL. The people in the university library are certainly wondering what on earth is up with me.
ROTFL. The people in the university library are certainly wondering what on earth is up with me.
....absolutely.....!! and this piece of "art" captures her spirit exactly..... stone-cold.....!! but, again, why would anyone waste their time creating such a piece of dreck as this anyway...? I dunno.......
Note well that those lips are CLAMPED shut.
Bwaaa-haa-haa! They obviously got a deal on a statue of carter, added the knockers, and voila, hillary!
Remember the episode of the Simpsons where the town wanted to erect a statue of Marge, so they got a statue of carter and added the giant hairdo?
Is she represented any form of sex, then HER HUSBAND would not have said the following:
At a Connecticut fundraiser in the spring of 1996, X42 lusted over
a five-hundred-year-old Inca mummy that had just been discovered at the summit of a Peruvian volcano.
"You know, if I were a single man, I might ask that mummy out," Clinton said. "That's a good-looking mummy."
Perhaps the Mummy should be in the adjoining Exhibit?
Wow! I didn't think it was possible to make her look uglier than she does in real life, but I was dead wrong.
Them's C-cups. The only Hitlery will be a C-cup is in her dreams.
veeeeeerrrrrry skeeeeerrrrry!!!
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