Posted on 02/14/2009 9:24:44 PM PST by topfile
Ill admit I have way too much time. However feeling a little down over the passage of the Stimulus bill, I decided to cheer myself up a bit. Not being a drinker, my vice was an anagram generator I found on the web. So using only the letters found in President Obama, what would be the most satisfying anagram? The exercise resulted in 1000s of anagrams some of which were spot on and others that were just plain funny. Beware theyre lots of anagrams to be derived from President Obama, and much time to waste.
Heres mine in no particular order;
A Bared Nepotism
A Tribesman Dope
A Banter Imposed
A Beans Imported
A Pedestrian Mob
More Bad Panties
Repainted as Mob
Bad Impersonate
A Robin Stampede
A Pained Mobster
Snob Made Pirate
Mad Bones Pirate
Diaper Men Boast
Snob Team Diaper
Some Rape Bandit
Stained Abe Romp
It Namedrops Abe
Its Porn Made Abe
Send a Abe Import
Permits An Adobe
TARP Bodies Amen
A TARP Monies Bed
I TARP Base Demon
Bandmaster Opie
IPod Man Bra Tees
Made Bi Ape Snort
Pirate Abs Demon
Tea Bar Sip Demon
Bad Pimento Ears
Bed Pin Atom Ears
Inert Samba Dope
IPod Master Bean
Bro Satan Pied Me
I used the advanced tab to exclude or require certain words. Also enter word strings with no spaces such as presidentobama. This is where I found the Anagram Generator
http://wordsmith.org/anagram/
So there is no "U" Obama, am very sorry.
Consider.....Ask Bush Or Maniac Abe
LOL
Orator Robs You
Both dead on!!!
A Usual Mob Pork
Crooked Tramp
Honkie Spurs
Huskies Porn
Hosiers Punk
Pushers Oink
Rhesus Pinko (LOL - pink monkey)
Spunkier Hos (LOLOLOLOL)
Pukes Rhinos (ROFL!!)
Sheik Runs Op
So, Hire Punks
So, Punk Heirs (SO TRUE!!!)
Hero Skin Pus
I Punk Horses
Punk Hoes, Sir
Pinker Hos Us
Pike Horns Us
mine , too. MORE BAD PANTIES perfectly corrals the metrosexual essence of Obambi.
Another for Barry Soetoro, which I discovered the day after the inauguration and which, to me, aptly described his intention toward and effect upon the hypnotized masses below the podium and across the nation:
“ROAR YE ROBOTS!”
Aptly describes his followers
Obamabots: Baa Mob Sot
Rahm Emanuel: Mauler Man He
Leon Panetta: A Talent Nope
Eric Holder: Clod Rehire
Kathleen Sebelius: Banshee Elite Sulk
Nancy Pelosi: Cannily Pose
Harry Reid: Hairdryer
A Fetish Cameramen Fluff Ho For A Fifth Fecal Mush Enema Oh He Eats Farm Fecal Muffin
And these were the clean ones.
A Fetish Cameramen Fluff Ho
For A Fifth Fecal Mush Enema
Oh He Eats Farm Fecal Muffin
And these were the clean ones.
Rod Blagojevich: Havoc Bro Led Jig
Marine Poky Snot
Seminary Knot Op
Inmate Pork Nosy
Anytime Pork Son
Sneaky Mi Pronto
Speak Tiny Moron
Mean Pinko Story
Mean Pinky Torso
Amen Pinko Story
Monetary Ink Ops
Anymore Kin Stop
Payments In Rook
Payment In Rooks
Amnesty Kin Poor
Amnesty Ink Poor
Amnesty Oink Pro
Amnesty Ion Pork
Meany Pinko Sort
Meany Pinkos Rot
However, the best part of all was the site's "Quote Of The Moment":
You have not converted a man because you have silenced him. -John Morley, statesman and writer (1838-1923)
The special election, to replace Emanuel, has one conservative, Rosanna Pulido, the founder and director of the Illinois Minuteman Project, and I’m her volunteer coordinator. She’s pro-life and pro-gun rights. Please read her site, www.rosannapulido2009.com. If you know anyone who wants to volunteer, for her, please ask them to mail me at philacollins@yahoo.com. If you know anyone who wants to donate, to her campaign, please ask them to do so, through her site.
Ask Bush or Abe Maniac
Ma I Can Ask Bush or Abe
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