The butt that launched a thousand quips.
Posted on 10/05/2009 5:47:26 PM PDT by DogByte6RER
- Q: What's the main problem with Barack Obama jokes?
A: His followers don't think they're funny and everyone else doesn't think they're jokes.
- Q: Why does Barack Obama oppose the Second Amendment?
A: It stands between him and the First.
- Q: What's the difference between Rahm Emanuel and a carp?
A: One is a scum sucking bottom feeder and the other is a fish.
- Q: What's the difference between Greta Van Susteren and Barack Obama?
A: Greta only talks out of one side of her mouth.
- Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
- Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One’s full of tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for prisoners.
- Q: What's the difference between a large pizza and the typical Obama backer?
A: The pizza can feed a family of four.
- Q: What's the difference between Simba and Obama?
A: Simba is an African lion while Obama is a lyin' African.
- Q: If Pelosi and Obama were in a boat and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America!!
- Barack Obama: He has what it takes, to take what you've got!
- Barack Obama's campaign slogan, "Yes we can" has become, "Yes you will!"
- No one wants to see GM’s new convertible, the Pelosi, with its top down!
- The liberals have asked us to give Obama time. Would...25 to life be appropriate
What does Obama and Osama have in common? They both have friends that bombed the Pentagon.
Here’s a limerick I wrote:
There now is a POTUS Barak
With the brains of a celery stalk
A post-racial guy
Giving bottomless pie
To constituents dumb as a rock
Defensive end.
Boy, no kidding there.
A woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed to be far too qualified for the job.
The foreman frowned and said, “I have to ask you this; “Have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?”
“Well, as a matter of fact, I have!” she replied.
“I’ve been divorced three times, owned 2 Plymouths, and I voted for Obama.”
Tip o’the hat to Rodney
Barack Obama is an old Kenyan word for Jimmy Carter.
Tip o’the hat to Tyler
Obama doesn’t want terrorists tortured. He wants to torture American taxpayers instead.
Tip o’the hat to Kenneth
Why doesn’t Obama pray?
It’s impossible to read the teleprompter with your eyes closed.
Tip o’the hat to Scott
New Barack Channel (NBC)
Another Barack Channel (ABC)
My Seriously New Barack Channel (MSNBC)
What do you call the US after four years of Obama and the Liberal ccongress?
An Obama nation.
Tip o’the hat to Michael
Q. What will the difference be between President Obama and Karl Marx?
A. Karl Marx had way more experience.
Tip o’the hat to Michael
All from:
http://barackobamajokes.googlepages.com/
In addition a favorite I saw on FR a few days ago about a bumper sticker a poster saw years ago... “If I knew then what I know now, I would have picked my own damned cotton”
/semi racist jokes.
See below from DU. I think they are already tired of Obama and we are tired of Bush/McCain. We might finally have something in common. Government out of control.
#1 Voting Obama in 2012: Not An Option. Toasterlad Oct-05-09 05:52 PM
#2 (same thread) I'm still trying to give him a year before going down that road but it is becoming more difficult.
thank you
and i thought jimmah cartoon was humorless.
Check the tagline.
Cool.
The butt that launched a thousand quips.
Wide...
I can't say it!!! D-:
What's another difference between Obama and Hitler?
Hitler got the Olympics to come to his country.
(((snicker)))
Leave Greta alone. She does a good job holding Obubba’s feet to the fire night after night.
Bump....
Good grief, not only is her butt big enough for a horse but she is bigger than he is. Isn’t he supposed to be about six foot three?
Copenhagen, one of the 57 states of smokeless tobacco.
A: Skid marks in front of the weasel.
Obama, outside his new GM covertible known as the pelosi, with the top down. He calls the Secret Service over for assistance. "Yes Sir," says the agent. Obama replies, "Hey man. I locked my keys in the car. Can you help me get them out?"
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