Posted on 02/13/2017 9:37:09 PM PST by dangus
Trump was also considering General Mills, Cap'n Crunch. Donald Trump praised Kellogg's service, saying he's "terrrrific." The Left is furious that Trump is considering chiefly military men, slandering them as "cereal killers."
Gen. Foods was not considered for the position, since it was known he would not be willing to leave his Post.
Add sugar?
HA!
Left want Quaker Oats for the position.
Well, I wasn’t a very big fan of Rice.
Wow... I first thought of Condaleeza... I wasn’t even thinking of Susan Rice until I finished writing that! This means that Kellogg has replaced Rice!
I knew he wouldn’t use Obama’s favorite general, Fruit Loops.
So long as there are Chex and balances..
CHEERIOS!
You win the internet! Excellent work.
I was going to post the story but well...
This kind of joke is just barley tolerable. I’m raisin you a quid.
LOL
Lol...good one.
Hilarious! You guys are coo coo ( for coco puffs)! I’m going to go study Alphabets. It’s GRUELing work, and it’s a Rocky Road, but I Quake, when I think of all the Hidden Treasures I might miss if I don’t. I’m going to go have Breakfast With Barbie, now, but if my husband asks what I’m doing, just tell him, “Nuttin Honey”.
(I cheated and looked up the list of discontinued cereals. Ain’t the internet something’s?)
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Hilarious! You guys are coo coo ( for coco puffs)! I’m going to go study Alphabets. It’s GRUELing work, and it’s a Rocky Road, but I Quake, when I think of all the Hidden Treasures I might miss if I don’t. I’m going to go have Breakfast With Barbie, now, but if my husband asks what I’m doing, just tell him, “Nuttin Honey”.
(I cheated and looked up the list of discontinued cereals. Ain’t the internet somethin’?)
Hope General Kellogg does well at his new Post.
True story. My grandparents both worked in Battle Creek, Grandfather worked for Kelloggs, and my Grandmother worked for Post. It was real cool when we were growing up because we would get all the toys they put in the cereal boxes.
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