Posted on 12/10/2002 5:27:51 AM PST by Billie
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FReegards...MUD
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From what I've seen of the FReeper's Finest, all sorts of huggin's allowed...LOL!!
FReegards...MUD
Good work...MUD
FReegards...MUD
I'm so sorry! Some of us were just not born naturally gifted (more like "coordinated") dancers! :-)
Some words of wisdom from (yuck) Hillary's idol...(double Yuck) on the Calendar Page today.
Thank-you for sharing! LOL!!
FReegards...MUD
LOL!
Better be careful what you say about Santa, there are people here who still believe in him.
And don't you forget it! LOL!!
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There! Take THAT! :-)
I was comin back from droppin off a deer at the meat locker out east of Fredericksburg I had a big smear of blood on my shirt and pants, and dried blood on my hands. There was a bloody tarp in the back of the Explorer, my shotgun in its scabbard, and my .45 in my holster on my left hip I was on Hwy 218 when I rolled up to a roadblock manned by 4 Troopers and two cars The female trooper waved me down
Trooper: License and registration
Me: Pulling out my IL license and hand it to her
Trooper: Noticing the blood on my clothes and hands This is expired
Me: Rummaging in my wallet Yes maam, I have a military deferral
Trooper: Wheres your military ID
Me: frantically checking, the realizing I left it in my uniform, maam
Trooper: Why are you covered in blood? Open hand now resting on pistol butt
Me: Now not moving, Im taking a deer to the meatlocker
Trooper: Looking in back, seeing bloody tarp I dont see it
Me: Cuz I dont have it anymore, I already dropped it off
Trooper: Irritation now clearly evident are there any weapons in the vehicle?
Me: Yes maam
Trooper: Now firmly grasping her still holstered pistol Are they loaded?
Me: The shotgun in the back aint, but the .45 Im wearin is locked and loaded...
Trooper: Put your hands on top of the steering wheel Partner now coming over, moving to passenger side
Me: yes maam
umm
I have a concealed carry permit
Trooper: which hip is your pistol on?
Me: Left
Trooper: Hand me your wallet with your right hand.
Me: Cant
Trooper: Clearly consternated now
Why not?
Me: My right hand isnt workin so good
and my wallet slid off my lap and is now between the seat and the door
Trooper: Looking frantically at her partner
Me: how about I open the door and let it fall out?
Trooper: To her partner cover him. He draws his pistol and points it at my head
Me: This is crazy
Trooper: Pulling her pistol, looking me dead in the eye Open the door slowly.
Me: You got that right
opening door slowly thankful to hear the wallet hit the gravel
Trooper: After looking through my wallet and finding my license deferral card, CCP, and my Military access card
Have a nice day
Me: You too maam
who are yuh lookin' for?"
Trooper: "Fugitive... male caucasian, late 30s, short brown hair, blue eyes, armed and dangerous..."
Me: "That explains alot...thanks"
Lookin' back now, I can laugh... but I saw a "body cavity search" in my future at the time...
Do you have a picture of it before the dog got to it?
Almost forgot the bribe....as I recall, you like strawberries and cream.
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