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  • Theater of the absurd.

    06/27/2010 3:34:42 PM PDT · by izzatzo · 8 replies
    Politico ^ | 06/27/10 | Mike Allen & Glenn Thrush
    On Wednesday, the same day President Barack Obama ousted his humiliated Afghanistan commander, White House press secretary Robert Gibbs walked into the Oval Office with more grim news: The cap on the gushing oil in the Gulf had been dislodged. “What?” Obama replied incredulously. “Well, why did it do that?” A remotely operated vehicle had knocked the cap right off, he was told, leaving oil rushing out as furiously as ever. “Let me get this straight Read more: http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0610/39055.html#ixzz0s5tyasyA
  • 3 Cheers for Obama’s defeat-no cheer from the RINO victory - ALAN KEYES

    01/20/2010 9:50:36 AM PST · by EternalVigilance · 506 replies · 5,593+ views
    Loyal to Liberty ^ | January 20, 2010 | Alan Keyes
    Loyal to Liberty Wednesday, January 20, 2010Alan Keyes  I can't help but look at Scott Brown's win in Massachusetts in the context of the larger strategy clearly being implemented by the RINO (Republican-In-Name-Only) clique that currently controls the GOP. Sean Hannity is the clique's bellwether media tool. It was no coincidence that he featured Mitt Romney on his program last night to revel in the Scott Brown victory. Scott Brown in Massachusetts is the advance guard for Mitt Romney in the White House (or vice-versa). He becomes the poster child for the RINO clique's archetypal GOP candidate who: Has no...
  • Navy SEALS May Go to Prison for Giving a Fat Lip to Islamic Terrorist

    11/25/2009 9:07:41 PM PST · by bogusname · 139 replies · 3,459+ views
    CFP ^ | November 26, 2009 | Jim O'Neill
    “I hope they Mirandized this Ahmed Hashim Abed guy before they punched him.”—Rush Limbaugh On March 31, 2004, a small convoy guarded by four American civilian contractors was ambushed at Fallujah, Iraq, and the guards were killed. The bodies of the four Blackwater security guards were burnt, hacked, and two of the mutilated bodies were hung for display on a bridge over the Euphrates river. The San Francisco Chronicle reported that in ” a macabre and murderous town fete, locals cheered as one corpse was attached to a car tow rope and pulled triumphantly up and down the main road….”...
  • BREAKING: Pillsbury Bake-Off prize goes to Obama!

    10/09/2009 12:58:31 PM PDT · by workerbee · 6 replies · 957+ views
    Absurd Times | Oct. 9, 2009 | Me
    The winning entry:
  • IT'S OFFICIAL: Obamas Claim 2010 Ballroom Dance Title (in 2009)

    10/09/2009 11:18:49 AM PDT · by workerbee · 172+ views
    Absurd Times | Oct. 9, 2009 | Me
    Let's cha-cha!
  • Are you watching "Breaking News" in the sidebar? Go Mods!

    10/09/2009 9:42:21 AM PDT · by greyfoxx39 · 65 replies · 2,202+ views
    Vanity
    Breaking News (News/Activism) FLASH: Barack Obama wins Top Chef Las Vegas, awarded FOUR Michelin Stars (out of 3) BREAKING:Obama wins the Cy Young Award Breaking: NHL cancels season, awards Stanley Cup to Barack Obama (And other news) BREAKING: Obama wins "Survivor" reality show! BREAKING! obama wins "American Idol" BREAKING: Obama Wins All Events at 2012 Olympics! Obama Named Miss Hooters 2010 Barack Obama inducted into Rock and Roll Hall of Fame!!! Barack Obama becomes New Santa Clause BREAKING: OBAMA WINS THE AMAZING RACE!!! Barack Obama Wins Indianapolis 500! BREAKING: Obama Wins Dancing with the Stars Trophy - Rest of Season...
  • Glenn Beck - Brietbart to release Video in 15 minutes of people Praying to Obama (Vanity)

    09/29/2009 7:29:56 AM PDT · by Scythian · 429 replies · 14,146+ views
    Glenn repeated some of the prayer, it kind of sounds like the Lords prayer only to Obama, to be released to the internet in 15 minutes ... It's a group of community organizers praying to him as if he were God.
  • Ultraconserved sequences pose megaproblems for evolutionary theory

    02/05/2009 7:26:33 PM PST · by GodGunsGuts · 33 replies · 988+ views
    Journal of Creation ^ | Peter Borger and Royal Truman
    According to Darwinian theory, in the past we had a common ancestor with baboons, further back with bananas and still further with bacteria. This dogma has spread like a ‘meme’, which is a contagious idea that propagates in a similar way as a virus by infecting brains, according to inventor of the word, Richard Dawkins.1 In 2002, Roy Britten dispelled the first monkey meme that human and chimpanzee DNA sequences are 98.5% identical.2 He showed that when indelmutations were also taken into account, the difference suddenly became about 5%. The fact that chimpanzee genomes are about 10% larger than that...
  • Save The Sea Kittens (PETA)

    01/10/2009 1:47:45 AM PST · by Islander7 · 44 replies · 8,392+ views
    PETA ^ | Jan 9, 2009 | Staff
    People don't seem to like fish. They're slithery and slimy, and they have eyes on either side of their pointy little heads—which is weird, to say the least. Plus, the small ones nibble at your feet when you're swimming, and the big ones—well, the big ones will bite your face off if Jaws is anything to go by. ------------ Snip
  • Switzerland's Green Power Revolution: Ethicists Ponder Plants' Rights

    10/10/2008 1:17:28 PM PDT · by SuperSonic · 11 replies · 545+ views
    The Wall Street Journal ^ | October 10, 2008 | Gautam Naik
    Who Is to Say Flora Don't Have Feelings? Figuring Out What Wheat Would Want ZURICH -- For years, Swiss scientists have blithely created genetically modified rice, corn and apples. But did they ever stop to consider just how humiliating such experiments may be to plants? That's a question they must now ask. Last spring, this small Alpine nation began mandating that geneticists conduct their research without trampling on a plant's dignity. [Beat Keller] Beat Keller "Unfortunately, we have to take it seriously," Beat Keller, a molecular biologist at the University of Zurich. "It's one more constraint on doing genetic research."...
  • I'll donate an extra twenty bucks to this FReepathon to free Lazamataz. (Vanity)

    10/01/2008 7:02:55 PM PDT · by Paul Heinzman · 281 replies · 6,835+ views
    10/1/2008 | Paul Heinzman
    This is pure vanity, and bribery at that. Laz is important to this site. He's rude, he's crude, he's sometimes lewd. The mods can always ban him again. They surely will. But free Laz for now and I'm in for another twenty bucks. Who's with me?
  • Should McCain Have Picked Jindal Instead?

    09/27/2008 7:47:43 PM PDT · by SeekAndFind · 115 replies · 2,726+ views
    Pajamas Media ^ | Sept 26, 2008 | Bridget Johnson
    Just before Hurricane Gustav blew into the Gulf as the GOP powers that be were calling off the party in Minneapolis-St. Paul, I mused about whether Republicans would come to wonder if they might be better off in the presidential race had John McCain picked a different running mate. In the wake of newly hatched Palinmania, it seemed a sacrilege to question the choice of a governor who had so excited the conservative base. Considering the excessive media tear against Palin, as opposed to the kid-gloves treatment afforded Barack Obama, it was no surprise that anyone in the media who...
  • NY Post Criticized For Endorsing McCain

    09/16/2008 11:14:41 AM PDT · by curth · 16 replies · 375+ views
    Crain's New York ^ | 9/08/2008 | Matthew Flamm
    NY Post jumps gun to endorse McCain The newspaper waited until October to endorse Bush in 2000 and 2004. Some say its September endorsement of presidential hopeful John McCain is just a marketing ploy. Breaking with newspaper tradition—and its own past practices—the New York Post endorsed Sen. John McCain for president on Monday, becoming the first major newspaper to enter the editorial sweepstakes that are a traditional part of the campaign season. Most editorial pages still adhere to the tradition of hearing out the candidates during the period after Labor Day, when the general public is believed to start giving...
  • Intolerance thrives in Palin's Pacific Northwest

    09/16/2008 10:59:25 AM PDT · by ljco · 55 replies · 205+ views
    philly.com ^ | Posted on Sun, Sep. 14, 2008 | Catherine McNicol Stock
    Despite her efforts to portray herself as an average, small-town, "folksy" American, Sarah Palin's political views - ardently pro-gun, pro-censorship, antichoice and antigay - make John McCain's conservative credentials pale in comparison. What few observers have said, however, is these beliefs are not just extreme - they are radical, and even bear a comparison with some of the most notorious "rural radicals" of our time.
  • Britain should get rid of the monarchy, says UN

    06/13/2008 12:26:51 PM PDT · by C19fan · 107 replies · 285+ views
    UK Telegraph ^ | 06/13/2008 | Nick Allen
    The UN Human Rights Council said the UK must "consider holding a referendum on the desirability or otherwise of a written constitution, preferably republican". The council has 29 members including Saudi Arabia, Cuba and Sri Lanka. It was the Sri Lankan envoy who raised concerns over the British monarchy. The resulting report said Britain should have a referendum on the monarchy and the need for a written constitution with a bill of rights.
  • PROPOSED CONSTITUTIONAL AMENDMENT AGAINST ISLAM

    04/20/2008 10:47:33 AM PDT · by DogByte6RER · 143 replies · 470+ views
    Live Leak ^ | April 19, 2008 | Live Leak
    PROPOSED CONSTITUTIONAL AMENDMENT AGAINST ISLAM A Proposed Constitutional Amendment (Note the need for this Amendment at the end) Background and justification to Amendment 28 (self-defense/survival measure) Whereas; Religion is defined as an institution dedicated to improving social conscience and promoting individual and societal spiritual growth in a way that is harmless to others not participating in or practicing the same; Whereas; the United States of America was founded on the ideals of individual rights, including the individual right to practice one’s religion of choice, or no religion, and that there would be no compulsion of religion, nor state sanctioned religion,...
  • Naomi Campbell Reporting: The Most Absurd of 2007

    12/24/2007 6:41:49 AM PST · by Invisigoth · 2 replies · 62+ views
    North Star Writers Group ^ | December 24, 2007 | Lucia Bill
    Of the many words that describe the events of the past year, absurd tops the list. Recounting them all would be an arduous and repetitive process, so the following recount of ridiculous events in the news will serve as the representative of 2007.
  • Our Lives, Controlled From Some Guy’s Couch (They'll-Believe-Anything Alert)

    08/14/2007 10:00:13 AM PDT · by mojito · 24 replies · 837+ views
    New York Times ^ | 8/14/2007 | John Tierney
    Until I talked to Nick Bostrom, a philosopher at Oxford University, it never occurred to me that our universe might be somebody else’s hobby. I hadn’t imagined that the omniscient, omnipotent creator of the heavens and earth could be an advanced version of a guy who spends his weekends building model railroads or overseeing video-game worlds like the Sims. But now it seems quite possible. In fact, if you accept a pretty reasonable assumption of Dr. Bostrom’s, it is almost a mathematical certainty that we are living in someone else’s computer simulation. This simulation would be similar to the one...
  • The 11-Year Old Homophobe

    04/06/2007 8:40:54 AM PDT · by liberty1971 · 56 replies · 1,718+ views
    Campus Report Online ^ | April 04, 2007 | Don Irvine
    The 11-Year Old Homophobe by: Don Irvine, April 04, 2007 An 11-year old boy in England was subjected to a homophobic crime investigation by the police because he called a classmate "gay" in an e-mail. The parents of the boy who received the message complained to the police in Cheshire who then opened an investigation and sent two policemen to visit the alleged homophobe at his home. When the parents of the 11-year old boy complained that the police were being heavy handed they told the father that they considered it a very serious matter. The boy told his parents...
  • Teacher faces jail over pop-up porn

    03/01/2007 7:54:37 PM PST · by jmc1969 · 71 replies · 1,753+ views
    smh.com.au ^ | March 2 2007 | Asher Moses
    A substitute teacher faces up to 40 years in jail after pornographic website images were displayed to her seventh-grade students. But the conviction of 40-year-old Julie Amero - for four counts of risking injury to a child - has sparked mass outrage on the blogosphere. Amero, who worked at Kelly Middle School in the US town of Norwich, Connecticut, argued that she was the victim of adware and spyware - malicious computer code that causes pop-up advertisements to appear spontaneously. The prosecution, on the other hand, said Amero loaded the porn deliberately, and faulted her for not shutting the computer...