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  • Get Your 'Ready for Hillary' Hanging Ornament!

    11/30/2014 5:48:32 PM PST · by Mozilla · 52 replies
    newsbusters ^ | 11-30-14 | Mark Finkelstein
    Leftists looking for the perfect ornament to adorn their trees need look no further. "Ready for Hillary" ornaments are now available! I got the good news via email today from RFH. Says the promo: "Embellish your Support! Hang this elegant, gold-finished aluminum ornament proudly. Comes in a black velveteen pouch." And at only $35, a steal! We are assured that the ornaments are "USA made." OK, but are they union made? In any case, what are your thoughts on these ornaments, shown in the photo with a delicate tree limb in the background?
  • ISIS Training Manual for Women ... How to Cook Pancakes for Your Jihadi Husband

    11/30/2014 11:46:48 AM PST · by DogByte6RER · 33 replies
    news.com.au ^ | NOVEMBER 30, 2014 | news.com.au
    The world’s deadliest terror group issues a pancake recipe THE IS agency for women, has launched a ‘cookbook’, explaining how to keep jihadists happy and fulfilled by making pancakes after a day of fighting. The agency known as Al-Zawra that “prepares sisters for the battlefield for jihadists” has been dubbed a “finishing school” for young women hoping to wed militants. In a step-by-step guide, published by Al-Zawra, the recipe calls for one egg, four tablespoons of sugar, one tablespoon of oil, 4 tablespoons of salt, one cup of milk and one cup of flour. This follows the first recipe released...
  • Behind the Scenes of a ZOT!

    07/28/2006 5:00:35 PM PDT · by Roscoe Karns · 603 replies · 27,584+ views
    July 28, 2006 | rk
    ...Deep within the Mod's underground lair: . We have a possible troll sighting in sector 5. Need confirmation. Insert initial greeting program. ...Sending. .... To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter! Welcome to Free Republic. Posted on 07/28/2006 9:03:56 PM EDT by Bob ... No response yet, Jim. ... Proceed with Enhanced Engagement Mode. ...Sending. ... To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter! You signed up today to post this? Posted on 07/28/2006 9:10:12 PM EDT by max . To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter! Go back to DU! Posted on 07/28/2006 9:11:02 PM EDT by carol . To: carol DU?? I've never heard of a DU. What's a DU??? Posted on 07/28/2006 9:13:22...
  • Police say someone is shooting ears of corn at cars in Carver, MA

    11/16/2014 3:42:40 PM PST · by Bettyprob · 94 replies
    The Patriot Ledger ^ | November 14, 2014
    CARVER – Police say someone shot an ear of corn through a police cruiser’s windshield using a makeshift device. Police say the corn, which had previously been described only as a “projectile,” damaged the cruiser but did not cause any injuries. At least two other cars have been hit by objects fired at them near Purchase and Callow streets in the last week.
  • Vanity Alert: Tell your favorite humorous parenthood story!

    10/26/2014 5:58:54 PM PDT · by goodwithagun · 61 replies
    FReepers, we are in desperate need of some levity. Please share your favorite funny story about the ins and outs of parenthood. I'll go first!
  • Avast! It be International Talk Like A Pirate Day!

    09/19/2014 6:52:51 AM PDT · by hoagy62 · 86 replies
    Ahoy, mateys! Aye...it be that day once more. The day when ye can hoist the Jolly Roger and set sail for adventure (or mystify your co-workers & friends by how you are speaking). September 19th is Talk Like A Pirate Day. Given the seriousness of all the crap going on around us, it's nice...even for a little bit...to be silly and have a little fun.
  • Hiss Torie

    08/28/2014 10:21:01 AM PDT · by Lazamataz · 75 replies
    8/28/2014 | Laz
    Lazamataz's Hiss Torie Book so far: During Woe, Woe Too, the Not Seas rose to power and started the Third Rice. They singled out the Shoes and put them in Constant Tray Sun camps, which marked the beginning of the Hall of Cost. In may ways, the Die As Poorer of the Jews from Germany resembled the South African experience with App Heart Hate and the Ukrainian Hole o' Dough More. These and other Arm A'Gettin -like situations are things we can never forget. Help me write the rest of my Hiss Torie book!
  • Huge Butter Spill Creates Jam on Indianapolis Highway

    08/02/2014 6:53:31 PM PDT · by nickcarraway · 29 replies
    ABC News ^ | Aug 1, 2014 | Yazhou Sun
    Butter and jam usually conjures up images of warm toast, but on an Indianapolis highway today it meant a huge slippery mess that closed part of busy highway during the morning rush hour. A dairy truck crashed overnight on Interstate 465 and spilled over 45,000 pounds of butter, margarine and whipped cream. "Our preliminary conclusion is that the truck driver fell asleep while driving, hit a barrier, and crashed at around 3:30 a.m.," Capt. David Dursten, spokesman for the Indiana State Police told ABC News. The semi split in half, spilling tubes
  • Musk ox invasion keeps Nome wildlife managers busy

    07/03/2014 11:39:53 AM PDT · by skeptoid · 3,578 replies
    Anchorage Daily News ^ | comJuly 2, 2014 | SEAN DOOGAN
    Nome is used to rowdy residents, but some relatively new transplants are making a real nuisance of themselves -- although unlike the colorful characters of the early 20th century gold rush days, these visitors have four legs, not two. Musk oxen are wandering into the city on the Seward Peninsula, and despite loud noises, water hoses and even a blow-up bear coated in ursine urine, they don't want to leave.
  • Things are SO bad....

    08/01/2014 8:50:29 AM PDT · by mononymous · 3 replies
    Mononymous1/Wordpress ^ | 8/1/2014 | Mononymous1
    (1) Michelle Obama is forced to eat from own school lunch menu (2) Illegal immigrants are running away across the border (3) Michael Moore has lost weight (4) Al Gore can’t release his second chakra (5) The Clinton family will only make about $20 million this year (6) John Boehner has no more tears left (7) Nancy Pelosi finally checked into a mental institution (8) John Kerry’s face has actually grown longer (9) Chris “Tingles” Matthews is “alrokering” in his (10) Obama will have to squeeze in a few more rounds of golf (11) Lois Lerner’s toaster self-destructed (12) Jimmy...
  • Russians lose track of spaceship full of bonking lizards

    07/26/2014 4:02:18 PM PDT · by Citizen Zed · 49 replies
    Northern Rivers Echo ^ | 7-27-2014 | James Vincent
    RUSSIAN scientists have lost contact with an experimental satellite filled with geckos that was to be the focus of new research on animal sex in zero-gravity. The Foton-M4 spacecraft was launched from Kazakhstan's Baikonur Cosmodrome on 19 July and made several orbits of the planet before it stopped responding to commands from Roscosmos, Russia's Federal Space Agency. "So, there is only one-way communication," a spokesperson for mission control was quoted as saying by news agency ITAR-Tass, adding that engineers were looking to fix the problem in case life systems were disrupted, killing the creatures on board. The five geckos on...
  • Pristine wrecks revealed in Evian Straits

    09/22/2012 11:39:46 PM PDT · by SunkenCiv · 16 replies
    Athens News ^ | Friday, September 14, 2012 | John Leonard
    During the summer the sites of six previously undocumented ancient shipwrecks were located by the Southern Euboean Gulf Survey (SEGS)... nautical archaeologist George Koutsouflakis of the Greek Ephorate of Underwater Antiquities (EUA)... noted that the collaborative SEGS project was launched in 2006... has discovered and recorded 24 ancient shipwrecks... This year's SEGS team... located four ancient wrecks... Makronissos proved to be a particularly rich hunting ground... three of the wreck sites discovered there appear extraordinarily well preserved and may contain the actual remains of the wooden ships... mounded, concreted cargoes of transport amphorae, the distinctive ceramic containers usually used for...
  • 'Giant dino' (as in 105 ft.) found in Argentina

    10/16/2007 6:29:07 AM PDT · by yankeedame · 4 replies · 78+ views
    BBC.com ^ | Monday, 15 October 2007 | staff writer
    Last Updated: Monday, 15 October 2007, 23:32 GMT 00:32 UK 'Giant dino' found in Argentina The plant-eater's skeleton came complete with fossilised leaves Scientists think they have found a new species of giant plant-eating dinosaur, Futalognkosaurus dukei, that roamed the earth some 80m years ago. It would have measured at least 32m (105ft) in height, making it one of the tallest dinosaurs ever found, Argentine and Brazilian palaeontologists say. The skeleton showed signs that its owner had been eaten by predators. The excavation site in Argentina has yielded a series of specimens since the first fossils were found there in...
  • 105-Foot Dinosaur Unearthed in Argentina

    10/15/2007 2:00:35 PM PDT · by Alter Kaker · 60 replies · 259+ views
    Associated Press ^ | 10/15/2007 | Michael Astor
    RIO DE JANEIRO, Brazil (AP) — The skeleton of what is believed to be a new dinosaur species — a 105-foot plant-eater that is among the largest dinosaurs ever found — has been uncovered in Argentina, scientists said Monday.Standing alongside a replica of a neck vertebra more than 3 feet high, scientists from Argentina and Brazil said the find was remarkable because they have recovered the most complete skeletons one of one of these "giants" found so far.They said the Patagonian dinosaur appears to represent a previously unknown species of Titanosaur because of the unique structure of its neck. They...
  • Israel starts all-female 'Hummer Operators Unit'

    07/14/2011 8:58:18 PM PDT · by G Larry · 35 replies
    World Tribune.com ^ | 13 July, 2011 | Intelligence Briefing
    TEL AVIV — The Israel Army is using an advanced U.S.-origin system to train women soldiers in urban warfare. The Army has been training women soldiers to operate the Hummer combat vehicle in urban warfare missions. A military statement said the training has been facilitated by the use of the Multiple Integrated Laser Engagement System, or MILES, developed by Lockheed Martin. "The training they provide includes how to drive a Hummer on various surfaces and landscapes, avoiding the enemy line of fire, and operating the Hummer using various systems," the military said. "The IDF's Hummer Operators Unit is the only...
  • Astronomy Picture of the Day -- A Milky Way Band

    07/10/2011 5:13:16 PM PDT · by SunkenCiv · 15 replies · 1+ views
    NASA ^ | July 10, 2011 | (see photo credit)
    Explanation: Most bright stars in our Milky Way Galaxy reside in a disk. Since our Sun also resides in this disk, these stars appear to us as a diffuse band that circles the sky. The above panorama of a northern band of the Milky Way's disk covers 90 degrees and is a digitally created mosaic of several independent exposures. Scrolling right will display the rest of this spectacular picture. Visible are many bright stars, dark dust lanes, red emission nebulae, blue reflection nebulae, and clusters of stars. In addition to all this matter that we can see, astronomers suspect there...
  • Caption Obama at Ford

    08/09/2010 9:34:45 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 29 replies
    President Barack Obama sits in the driver's seat of a 2011 Ford Explorer as he tours the Ford Motor Company Chicago Assembly Plant August 5, 2010. U.S. President Barack Obama greets employees as he tours the Ford Motor Company Chicago Assembly Plant August 5, 2010. Obama used the visit to highlight the turnaround in the U.S. motor vehicle manufacturing sector in the past year U.S. President Barack Obama sits takes a look at electric cars as he attends the groundbreaking of a factory for Compact Power Inc. in Holland, Michigan July 15, 2010. The completed factory will employ more than...
  • Caption Kagan & Obama

    08/09/2010 8:48:16 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 20 replies
    President Barack Obama welcomes Elena Kagan to the White House after the Senate approved her nomination to become a Supreme Court Associate Justice in Washington, August 6, 2010.
  • (-:~THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD~:-)

    08/06/2010 5:44:36 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 97 replies · 1+ views
    The other day I needed to go to the emergency room. Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my GREEN HAT that I got from Newsmax when I had subscribed to the magazine. When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all. I cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time. Here's the hat. Try it the next time you're in need of quicker emergency service. What a working desk says about a person's mindWilliam F....
  • World's Largest Digital Camera to Watch for Killer Asteroids

    06/25/2010 8:55:08 AM PDT · by JoeProBono · 28 replies
    nationalgeographic ^ | June 22, 2010 | Brian Handwerk
    If a planet-destroying asteroid is headed for Earth, scientists now have a much better chance of spotting it. From its perch atop Hawaii’s dormant Haleakala volcano, the PS1 telescope, which boasts the world's largest digital camera, has begun full-time operations, snapping hundreds of high-resolution photos each day as it scans the sky for space rocks and strange stellar phenomena. PS1 is the first of several telescopes planned as part of the Panoramic Survey Telescope & Rapid Response System, or Pan-STARRS. The telescope will map near-Earth asteroids ranging in size from 984 feet (300 meters)—big enough to cause major regional destruction...