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Humor (Bloggers & Personal)

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  • Hypocrisy Over Gaza (Pat Condell Slams progressive support for Hamas)

    08/07/2014 4:01:05 PM PDT · by sinsofsolarempirefan · 1 replies
    Youtube ^ | 6th August 2014 | Pat Condell
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  • Bye-bye American Pie! It’s been a Sweet Ride.

    08/07/2014 8:06:58 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 13 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 8-7-2014 | MOTUS
    Perhaps this explains that “you’re dead to me” look in Big Guy’s eyes while toasting his guests at Tuesday’s State dinner: To the dictators! Long may we not “just be standing around.” Or if that’s not it, maybe it’s because of this: A new Wall Street Journal/NBC News poll found that despite the steady pace of hiring in recent months, 76% of adults lack confidence that their children's generation will have a better life than they do—an all-time high. Some 71% of adults think the country is on the wrong track, a leap of 8 points from a June survey,...
  • Andrew Klavan: Putin's Secret Message to Obama (video)

    08/07/2014 4:26:05 AM PDT · by servo1969 · 4 replies
    TruthRevolt.org ^ | 8-7-2014 | Andrew Klaven
    Putin's Secret Message to ObamaI’m Andrew Klavan and this is the Revolting Truth. Ever since President Obama took office, he’s been making friendly overtures to the Russians, trying to “press the reset button” in relations between our two countries. In 2012, the president was even caught on an open mike promising he’d have more “flexibility” to cave in to Russian demands after he was re-elected. Russian President Vladimir Putin has responded warmly to Obama’s gestures by warmly cheating on our arms treaties, warmly supporting our enemies in Syria, warmly annexing Crimea, and warmly abetting the destruction of a Malaysian airliner...
  • …In which we continue to fall down the rabbit hole, darkly

    08/06/2014 5:42:40 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 4 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 8-6-2014 | MOTUS
     Because there was no party to mark the 53rd year of Big Guy’s immaculation, Raj and I ordered out. Don’t you hate it when you finish up your Kung Pao Chicken and Moo Shu Pork and find this inside your fortune cookie?And I think my “Lucky Numbers” look highly suspect as well.Especially with you-know-what still floating around:I’ve heard all the experts, including Greg Gutfeld, tell us why we shouldn’t panic over Ebola in America, butt I should point out that these are the same experts who told us we should panic over Bird Flu, Swine Flu and SARS, which there...
  • Hump-Day Humor

    08/06/2014 3:40:22 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 3 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 06 August 2014 | Reaganite Republican
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  • Americans Demand Obama Investigate Ebola [Satire]

    08/05/2014 5:23:48 PM PDT · by WXRGina · 8 replies
    World News Bureau ^ | August 5, 2014 | Scooter Van Neuter
    PHOENIX, Arizona (WNB) - Noted philanthropist Scooter Van Neuter on Tuesday announced the formation of an organization calling for President Obama to personally investigate the growing Ebola virus epidemic. The group, Americans For Obama Ebola (AFOE) demands the President visit the West African country of Sierra Leone in order to personally assess the situation. "While the President spends his time golfing and figuring out how to import more government-dependent welfare parasites, the world is being threatened with an epidemic of unimaginable proportions. We demand President Obama personally visit hospitals in West Africa to see for himself the toll this disease...
  • Open Thread Tuesday: Ebola in America

    08/05/2014 6:25:55 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 3 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 8-5-2014 | MOTUS
    Question – Ebola:Capitalist Pig Plot (CPP)?Or Big Guy’s Secret Plan to Destroy America? (SPTDA).And what does all of this have to do with BHO’s most recent Executive Order that allows for the apprehension, detention, and/or conditional release of individuals with certain severe acute respiratory diseases, not including influenza?  (Of course, we will determine whether it’s “influenza” or not.)Inquiring minds want to know.Tell us what you think, and remember: your vote counts – every time you vote, just like in Chicgo.Posted from: Michelle Obama’s Mirror 
  • Massachusetts Cracks Down on Pro-Life Free Speech [SATIRE]

    08/04/2014 10:35:04 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 10 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 2 August 2014 | John Semmens
    Determined to overcome a recent 9-0 US Supreme Court ruling against the state’s “buffer zones” surrounding abortion clinics, the Massachusetts Legislature enacted a new, more severe buffer zone statute. The penalty for violating the new buffer zone is a fine of up to $50,000 and incarceration of up to three years in jail. Governor Deval Patrick (D) praised “the courage of our legislators who have stood up against judicial tyranny. The right to an abortion is a human right. Women seeking to exercise this right should not be impeded by the unwanted messages of its opponents assaulting their ears on...
  • New Airline Offering Illegal Immigrants a Free Ride...

    08/04/2014 9:09:06 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 10 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 04 August 2014 | Reaganite Republican
    And you haven't heard the funny part yet-  you're paying for it h/t Roberto
  • CIA Strikes Penitent Pose

    08/04/2014 6:29:31 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 5 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 2 August 2014 | John Semmens
    With the escape route of deniability closed, CIA Director John Brennan grudgingly apologized to Senate intelligence committee leaders for his Agency’s covert perusal of their correspondence. “Yeah, we’re sorry,” Brennan growled. “But I still don’t see what the big deal is. We spy on everyone. Why should Senators be exempt from our efforts to protect national security? Are they somehow better than the average Americans they supposedly represent?” “Is it really implausible that Senators having access to classified information might pose a significant security risk?” Brennan continued. “I could argue that the need to keep an eye on what they...
  • “Not One Shred of Irony”

    08/04/2014 6:01:21 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 2 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 8-4-2014 | MOTUS
    While we wait to find out if Ebola is God’s way of saying “Shut the D*** Borders!” let us ponder this, via HuffPo: The White House is making women's empowerment a theme in a Washington African leaders summit next week. Michelle Obama said problems with girls' education often stemmed from traditional "attitudes and beliefs" that exist even in the United States and lead to issues such as the gender pay gap and an underrepresentation of women in leadership. She said men worldwide needed to "look into their hearts and souls and ask if they truly view women as their equals."Or,...
  • Bottom-of-the-Barrel Russian Dating Site Pics

    08/04/2014 3:28:10 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 42 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 04 August 2014 | Reaganite Republican
    Lizbeta Bordenova seeks handsome Moscow dentist -or else More at Reaganite Republican...
  • Armed American Radio Live Thread (8-3-14)

    08/03/2014 2:44:54 PM PDT · by RandallFlagg · 1 replies
    Armed American Radio ^ | 8-3-14 | RandallFlagg
    The Armed American Radio broadcast with Mark Walters is on every Sunday 8PM Eastern, 5PM Pacific. Coming to you live from the Crossbreed Holsters Studio. Find AAR on your local stationFacebookListen LiveThe AAR iTunes podcasts are usually available the following Monday Are you sad because the GunTalk radio show with the awesome Tom Gresham ended it's last few minutes, and you have to wait a week for another firearms-related radio show to appear so you can listen? Do you crave to hear from the experts across the nation about our current problems regarding twisted politicians inflicting their anti-gun agendas on...
  • Democrat Says President Can Ignore Law If He Wants

    08/03/2014 9:30:32 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 13 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 2 August 2014 | John Semmens
    House Democratic Whip Steny Hoyer (MD) acknowledged that “the President can’t legitimately legalize those who’ve illegally entered the country,” but suggested that “he could decline to enforce the laws against illegal entry against them.” Hoyer argued that “it’s like the cop who decides to overlook your speeding because you’re driving your pregnant wife to the hospital. There are extenuating circumstances that make rigid enforcement of the law cruel.” “Most of those in the country illegally came here for good reasons,” Hoyer pointed out. “They come from countries where their prospects and opportunities are poor—there are no safety nets. In America...
  • Congresswoman Says It’s Time to Stop Whining about Canceled Health Insurance

    08/03/2014 10:54:34 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 31 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 1 August 2014 | John Semmens
    Rep. Anna Eshoo (D-Calif) says she is “tired of hearing pathetic stories from people who have been forced to find new insurance plans under the Affordable Care Act. The ACA has eliminated substandard insurance policies and guaranteed that every American will obtain superior coverage.” “Rather than be grateful that the Government is looking out for their best interests a cadre of complainers are whining that the new plans cost more than their old plans,” Eshoo complained. “Well, duh. These new plans cover more stuff. A lot of the old plans didn’t cover a number of birth control options. Virtually none...
  • Lady M’s Summer 2014 Frocky Horror Picture Show: Part 1

    08/03/2014 6:29:52 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 12 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 8-3-2014 | MOTUS
    I feel as if I’ve given Lady M short shrift these past weeks. And after all, it isn’t her fault that her ne’er do well husband has been creatin’ dealin’ with crisis after crisis around the world. So today is dedicated to catching up on Lady M’s frocks of summer that we’ve missed out on amidst all the messes crises catastrophes calamities Overseas Contingency Operations going on at home as well as abroad.Before we start, let me just remind you that BLM (Before Lady M) everybody – and I mean EVERYbody – wore pantsuits: And sleeves.Then came our Fashion Icon...
  • Reaganite's SUNDAY FUNNIES

    08/03/2014 3:43:21 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 6 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 03 August 2014 | Reaganite Republican
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  • Since the two state solution for Israel is moribund, here are some other ideas

    08/02/2014 1:42:51 PM PDT · by DanMiller · 28 replies
    Dan Miller's Blog ^ | August 2, 2014 | Dan Miller
    It has been claimed, correctly for now, that the "two state" solution for Israel's problems with Islamists is dead. The general feeling seems to be that as long as Hamas remains in power in Gaza, the "two state" solution, much praised by the Obama Administration and many others, won't work. It won't, because Hamas (Nancy Pelosi and her friends in Qatar to the contrary notwithstanding) has long been and remains a terror organization devoted to the obliteration of Israel.[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRo89Qx3U-I] Video link Iran, the Muslim Brotherhood, Turkey and Qatar favor Hamas' objectives. Israel disagrees with them. Unlike Islamists, Israel prefers life to death. Three years...
  • Woman in Labor Blocked by Obama Motorcade

    07/28/2014 9:43:54 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 6 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 25 July 2014 | John Semmens
    A woman on the verge of giving birth was blocked from crossing the street to get to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center because the road was blocked in anticipation of President Obama’s motorcade passing by. The woman was told to wait on a bus stop bench while staff from the Medical Center crossed the street to her aid. Los Angeles Police Department spokesman Hector Morales defended the seemingly unnecessary impediment to the woman’s access to health care as “routine protocol. Look, the President of the United States is the world’s most important person. Whatever he is doing must take precedence over anything...
  • UK's NHS Defends Investment in Boob Jobs

    08/01/2014 2:53:23 PM PDT · by John Semmens · 27 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 1 August 2014 | John Semmens
    While the United Kingdom's National Health Service spends more than £50 million per year subsidizing breast augmentation surgeries it refuses to pay for a drug that can help extend the survival time for cancer patients. A stark contrast between the cases of Josie Cunningham and Reece Hawley has raised eyebrows. The buxom Ms. Cunningham's breast enlargement was funded by the NHS back in 2009. She currently is selling pay-per-view tickets at £10,000 a pop to see her giving birth later this month. Reece Hawley is a trainee teacher. NHS spokesman Howard Titman attempted to explain the seemingly anomalous treatment of...